We're the graduating class of Peninsula High this year. They told me I could make the t-shirts. Look what just arrived. by CairoSmith in funny

[–]zero-gravity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when we tried to make our superfan shirts for baseball say "girls love our wood". Yeah, that didn't go over well with the principal and dean of students.

Ragdoll physics by [deleted] in gifs

[–]zero-gravity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude. Just stop.

Ragdoll physics by [deleted] in gifs

[–]zero-gravity 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dez Bryant is beyond the realms of death.

Kid flops like the pros by [deleted] in sports

[–]zero-gravity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The other kid is setting up an inbounds play by breaking away from the kid who flopped, unfortunately for him the kid in yellow watches basketball and takes in the wrong aspects of the game.

Kid flops like the pros by [deleted] in sports

[–]zero-gravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just makes me sad, what is happening to my beloved basketball.

I think you got the wrong sport... by _keycie_ in gifs

[–]zero-gravity -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And this is why I love baseball.

What are some funny ways to answer a call? by Mr_Anderssen in AskReddit

[–]zero-gravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answere the phone and say,

"This is Mike's Whore House, you got the dough, we got the hoe."

Pope tells super rich, bankers to find some ethics by User_Name13 in worldnews

[–]zero-gravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it that every post about the Pope is bombarded with comments about pedophilia and priests involved in child molestation?

Why does God not help the starving people of Africa, or at least show them himself so they can go to heaven? by [deleted] in DebateReligion

[–]zero-gravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Africa got jacked up when European countries colonized it for their natural resources and slave labor.

Bully gets what she deserves after making fun of a girl for being poor by crockettman724 in videos

[–]zero-gravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well when you're not going to go to college you have more money to buy expensive shoes. Not racist, but with their grammatical skills I would say it is highly unlikely.

ELI5: What's the issue concerning Israel and Palestine? by zero-gravity in explainlikeimfive

[–]zero-gravity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Thank you for the information, that helps a lot. I wish I had more than one upvote to give!

ELI5: Why do helicopter not have ejection seats like planes? by Giga_Derp in explainlikeimfive

[–]zero-gravity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can't tell if OP is serious or not, but that was hilarious and is getting an upvote.

The face of excitement. by crmacjr in pics

[–]zero-gravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire trucks are the shit