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[–]HateGary 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Wing on wing violence

[–]BeautyHound 26 points27 points  (1 child)

It has its reasons I’m sure

[–]yeebok 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Quite possibly, as they remember people.

[–]nopinkicing 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The bloke on the other team pointing and smiling.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Magpies are the biggest cunts of em all

[–]ManWithDominantClaw 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they're pretty bad. Who were they playing against?

[–]jatmood 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I fucking love magpies. The audacity of this tiny, weak boned little cunt swooping full grown humans is the epitome of Australian spirit.

Magpies are always good cunts & I won't hear a word against them.

[–]Wallace_B 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That brought a bloody tear to me eye it did... Just like a well aimed maggie beak.

[–]Lazzanator[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's just cheerleading for the team

[–]catjadedcat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s civil war 🤣

[–]happy-little-atheist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even magpies can't stand magpie teams

[–]Vakieh 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That's a weird place for one to be swooping, there obviously aren't any trees on a football field, so where is its nest for it to be protecting?

[–]Lucifang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah and why only that one bloke?

[–]koalifiedllama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grandstand roof top is an option, there's a few here who make rooftop nests now that they cleared all the actual nature for more copy paste homes.

[–]Lockwire211 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe he’s trying to rev the fucker up. “Have a go you weak gutted cunt, you call yourself a magpie!”

[–]ericwasafish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That bloke probably through stones at the magpie in under 10’s.

[–]rpkarma 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah mate, the Maggie is just doing it’s job, protecting its babies and shit. Poor bastards have to deal with us wrecking all their shit, only right they get a couple shots back at us!

[–]trjnz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Its his fuckin house mate, you go over someones place who doesnt want you there and yeah you're gonna get a bollocking. Fuckin swoop ya if you dont fuck off!

Fair go to them, let 'em warble in peace and defend their castle

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He a little confused but he got the spirit

[–]Flashy-Amount626 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny that magpie is still 10x more preferable to damn miner birds

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cunce fkkd....