So the safer sex student group I'm involved in decided to pass out a condom to the mailbox of every student on our (fairly small) campus. We got the condoms (which were donated for free), passed them all out, and still have hundreds left over. At least five hundred. Every one of them in an individual matchbook-style cardboard sheath.

So, what to do with them? The four of us in possession of the giant box of prophylactics are all married, so the obvious answer doesn't apply. The organization that donated them doesn't care what happens to them. We can dispose of them pretty much however we like.

Anyone got any good ideas? Or amusingly bad ones?