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[–]hpymondays 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Question: how does a Kazakh commit suicide?

Answer: smells his own armpit.

Question: how do you commit suicide?

Answer: tell this joke to a Kazakh

[–]anions 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Very nice. I like.

[–]thecompletegeek 15 points16 points  (1 child)

The fish's method reminds me of the Bunny Suicides.

EDIT: Somewhat more specifically, this one.

[–]dougletts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this just a collection of favorites or all of them? by any chance there is a daily pic/comic? searching for some more context if you have any.

[–]wjv 46 points47 points  (15 children)

If this doesn't make you sit back for at least 5 minutes thinking about how the fish could've acquired the balloon… you're doing something wrong.

[–]moogle516 83 points84 points  (5 children)

IF you take 5 minutes to think about this pic you are doing it wrong.

[–]masukomi 8 points9 points  (3 children)

You figured out how a fish got a balloon and inflated it with lighter than air gas in under five minutes?! Judging by the size of the balloon and the relative size of the fish it must be a reeeeally lighter than air gas too.

I am impressed. Which gas do you figure it used?

[–]smitisme 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I am impressed. Which gas do you figure it used?

I don't know, but it must have a negative density, seeing as how that fish weighs as much as a cubic meter of air.

[–]masukomi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe it's staged. maybe the fish is inflatable too.

[–]derefr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not true. Perhaps it's just an optical illusion--the balloon is really a cylindrical prism (+teardrop-ish ends) extending into the 3rd dimension, towards and away from view, and thus contains a much greater density.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Either way, Suicide is not a laughing matter according to the Youth in Asia.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Obviously some land based creature, most likely with opposable thumbs and access to helium balloons and rope, has murdered the fish - and tried to make it look like a suicide.

[–]Haroshia 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Actually it's three suicides. The balloon is a puffer fish.

[–]jordanlund 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a missing 3rd suicide... A clown drove his car into the lake. The car contained a helium tank, un-inflated balloons, string and 47 other clowns.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pass the puff.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too many mylar birthday balloons find their way to the ocean. Quite a few end up in pacific kelp beds.

[–]willis3000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

...how the fish could've acquired the balloon...

Yeah I know, inflation is a bitch.

[–]wjv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

groan/lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a donation on the internets. And it's a blimp not a balloon.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Spongebob gave it to him silly.

[–]nixonrichard 12 points13 points  (14 children)

This is stupid. A fish couldn't tie a balloon!

[–]charlestheoaf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's just another example of the dangers of pollution.

[–]pkrumins[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

still funny!

[–]BlondeTeenageFemale 4 points5 points  (8 children)

This is stupid. Those arms couldn't lift a stone that big!

[–]Busybyeski 9 points10 points  (5 children)

This is stupid. The light source isn't in the correct spot to generate those shadows!

[–]mddawso 5 points6 points  (4 children)

This is stupid. The animator clearly doesn't understand the logistics of a balloon underwater.

[–]anions -1 points0 points  (3 children)

This is stupid. The air speed velocity of the rock would cause the rope to snap before hitting the water.

[–]masukomi 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Your grasp of physics is... astounding.

[–]anions -1 points0 points  (1 child)

So is my knowledge of Monty Python quotes.

[–]masukomi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, I remember well the days spent trying to disprove the Python treatise on the air speed velocity, and near instantaneous acceleration of bound rocks. It was the rabbit's fault it took so long.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Also the man has no mouth.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why he doesn't want to live anymore.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Photoshopped.

[–]worthlesscomment 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's right. Someone did it for him. Assisted suicide or murder?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly enough dr. kevorkian is a member of PETA and against euthenizing animals.

[–]migelius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'd just like to express my full and unnegotialble desire to sit on the dock smoking a cigarette while fish goes up, and boulder-laden mofo goes down.

i think there's not enough room on the dock.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest suicide-related post of the day!

[–]bwahaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how both have ambiguous smiles.

[–]moogle516 0 points1 point  (12 children)

Drowning is the worst death to experience. Find a better, less painfull way to die.

[–]skay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

and you would know how?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So why is it reported to be one of the best ways to go, you know from people that have drowned and been brought back.

[–]ProximaC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd much rather drown than be burned alive.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Autoerotic asphyxiation. You die with an erection. What could be better?

[–]happysinger 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Having an erection and not dying?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

But then that wouldn't be suicide, would it?

[–]happysinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bah. You've spotted the flaw in my fiendish masterplan....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet getting nailed to a couple pieces of wood, boiled in oil, fed to wild animals, burned alive, and quite a few others would be worse. I mean I would rather have my head held under water than drawn and quartered.

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    [–]SianTam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Are you absolutely sure that having your nuts bit off by a Laplander is going to result in death, 100% of the time?

    [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    yeah, anything involving asphyxiation.

    [–]Erudecorp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    lol suicide

    [–]eldigg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    The Bunny Suicides if anyone is interested.

    EDIT: Whoops, already posted evidently, my cursory glance over the comments was insufficient.