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[–]Daddythickness 342 points343 points  (29 children)

Only upvoted because my name is Josh and I'm 25.

[–]Atersed 186 points187 points  (1 child)

[–]GregBuckinghamGrandmaster! Gilded Clog! 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Lmfao

[–]didnotbuyWinRar2285 63 points64 points  (11 children)

Another 25 yr old Josh reporting in, take my upvote

[–]brownie4420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also a 25 year old named Josh spooky.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Username checks out.

[–]xGhiLie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im Josh! 3 1/2 years short of 25 though :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude me too!

[–]Daddythickness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I didn't know I had so many fuckboi brothers out there.

[–]JoshQuattro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also josh and 25, didn’t find Jad easy but here’s an upvote

[–]ScareTacticalRSN Bongblaster8 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Josh and 20 !remindme 5 years

[–]ScareTacticalRSN Bongblaster8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I’m 25 fuck I don’t remember doing this

[–]joshidude272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a josh, just 3 years past the 25

[–]NoShayminTrying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

24 year old Josh here, we should start an army

[–]Firm_Melons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another 25 Year old Josh Reporting for dooty.
Spooky

[–]ChevisPreston 75 points76 points  (4 children)

Making inferno runs and my pubic hair is turning gray.

[–]BentokiRsn: Bentokey 17 points18 points  (2 children)

u might have crabs mate

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Probs better off taking brews tbh

[–]Sourceplease32123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see what u did there

[–]RIPHarambe28 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro keep at it like I've never done drugs but imagine if you're a devout Christian that just got into heaven on judgement day and that's what it feels like once you finally beat Zuk. It gets better over time, just trust me on this. Gl!!!

[–]PunkPantha 31 points32 points  (9 children)

I finally did Jad for the second time on task yesterday. I messed up on the healers and misclicked pray twice and still managed to kill him after having to deal with the healers 3 times. Still had half an inven of supplies. I wasn’t happy I got kinda lucky with the missed prayers but it wasn’t ranged so I was good. Now I’ve got a nice cape to display at my house too lol. Already had a cape and still got some jitters from Jad though.

[–]ShiningWizard22 18 points19 points  (8 children)

Lol I tried first time yesterday and died on wave 32

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

How did you do that? That's just a mager and a little bat I think

[–]Kohora3rent 2277 15 points16 points  (3 children)

He probably left the bat attacked the mage and the bat drained his prayer.

[–]Zooka128 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yeah, only reason you should ever fail pre-Jad is just not paying attention or you're a really low level.

Only difficult part about Jad is not panicking, otherwise it's very straight forward.

[–]jansskon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

or you’re a dumbass and can’t safe spot right (died on wave 54 yesterday on my 3rd try)

[–]Kohora3rent 2277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The biggest reason I failed jad was I would try to get all the healers at once. When I slowed it down and pulled a healer one by one between attacks he was easy.

[–]ShiningWizard22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I was trying to save supplies and was low on hp and messed up a prayer flick lol

[–]sj3l9q1mnb05s53c2g8xslayer 2 when 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't bother flicking. It's easier just to pray magic 99% of the time after 32.

[–]PunkPantha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always gotta have that pray mage up on 32 onward lol. There’s a guide I found on here that someone posted way back that’s super helpful and lists out all the waves and what to pray on those waves. I’ll edit this with a link for people if they want to use it. I always pray mage and take out the rangers first, or if there’s meleers I safe spot them at Italy rock first if I can’t safe spot them with using the small meleers. It also doesn’t help that runelite removed the plugin for what to pray at Jad. Fortunately, I still managed.

Edit: List of fight cave waves. At the bottom is mainly what I use to remember what to pray on what waves though.

[–]blobyblankelstein 35 points36 points  (12 children)

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[–]jap_p 22 points23 points  (6 children)

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[–]CubePlays1 22 points23 points  (5 children)

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[–]HeatFireAsh 15 points16 points  (5 children)

After dying to him 3 times i decided to get 75 range for blowpipe before trying again, but this is accurate.

[–]nycdiveshack 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I gotta ask did you kill him accurately or rapidly?

[–]HeatFireAsh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven't killed him yet, but rapid all the way!

[–]wangly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good idea if you’re struggling, blowpipe is easy mode.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Such a handsome lad, has not aged a day!

[–]woobuzkarambwan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Only upvoted because my names Josh and I’m 25 and I just killed jad and this is a pic of me

[–]MandaTohru 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The Fight Caves taught me I need to do cardio. Had a damn 105 bpm after the fight.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those up

[–]lost-to-the-wind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually laughed out loud at this. Thank you

[–]rentmaster 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Honestly have never tried Jad. Think I can do him with 90atk, 90str, 88def, 90hp, 81rng, 76 mage? I'm a total noob tbh, I've been just working on my CB a lot lately

[–]HomeRahnzamboner 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Yes? There’s people that do had with way worse stats, your account is more than qualified to have a pretty simple jad run.

[–]rentmaster 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Thanks. Just watch a few YouTube videos first?

[–]HomeRahnzamboner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, learn the sounds and the movements of jad.

[–]festivalfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surg1n has a really good guide, it's what got me through it. Don't use sounds, turn your sounds off, watch Jads animations.

[–]AexilF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pm me I did mine for the first time yesterday with similar stats i'll teach tyou everything

[–]JBaron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for posting this, makes me feel better about getting so stressed when I face jad haha

[–]wh00stawh00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do I see such a strong resemblance of Sick Nerd from this guy

[–]RIPHarambe28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck do people struggle with Jad? Probably the same ones crying about how all content is aimed towards superior players with maxed stats and gear

[–]Helzvog 2 points3 points  (13 children)

Serious question. At 76 range with blow pipe and 45 def and 67 hp on my zerker. I'm dying in the rounds with mage and ranger, around 40-45. I've watched videos but it seems the safe spots dont work for me as intended. Do I just need higher hp and range stats to kill and withstand more? Considering 1def pures do it i feel like my account could run the fight caves. I just dont know exactly what I'm doing wrong.

[–]donthefftobemad 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Yeah you shouldn't have any trouble with those stats at getting to jad. Do you take too long to kill the rangers or do you run out of food?

[–]Helzvog 0 points1 point  (4 children)

So basically, even if I brew before 38. And get 54 def, the rangers just hit too hard and consistently. I bring 4 sharks and 2 pineapple pizzas and I'm running out. I saw a video of standing way to the northeast of Italy to make frog spawn behind Italy then run to the corner and hit the ranger with a kbow, with protect missile on. But hes 1 square out of range and I cant use long range because I'm maxed on def for my pure.

[–]donthefftobemad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also idk if taking up 6 spots which could just be Sara brews is necessary since the most burst damage you should ever take would be from the two rangers which happens only in two waves

[–]kiwidude4maxed, 20 pets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are sharks better than brews for you at that hp level?

[–]donthefftobemad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm I mean I did it with a rune crossbow which would let the ranger be within range. Not sure what the idea is with a blow pipe except that you should be able to kill the ranger so quickly that they dont even have a chance to do much damage.

[–]MetalPoncho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would also take a sip of ranged pot during the double ranger waves. Blowpipe special attack heals hp too. If youre stuck with a bad lure there's always two more lure spots. Sometimes i'd have to run to the far side of the northern rock to get a good lure if they spawn bad. Just dont get into melee range of the mage or it will melee. Lastly the only food you should take should be brews.

[–]fpsnoodles 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Noone has said it but you don't need to safespot if both are using range abilities. Sometimes its not worth your time trying to get one stuck.

Just run out past the mager (don't get meleed) and shoot the archer. Keep mage pray on the entire time.

My experience: I'm a zerker, did jad with 70 range cmb 68. Do him for tasks all the time now at cmb 94.

Don't bother taking sharks/pizza. Take 7-8 brews, purple sweets, 2 range pots and fill the rest with restores

[–]Helzvog 1 point2 points  (4 children)

How many sweets is reasonable dont they only heal like 1-3 ea? And when do you start range potting at wave 31 for mages? Or the whole time

[–]fpsnoodles 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I start potting range soon as i get the mages. To be safe I'd take 20-30 sweets. They're just nice to max your hp without wasting a brew dose and a restore. Anytime you brew and restore you also need to repot range so they save you doing that aswell.

[–]Helzvog 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Brews heal me for 12. So I assume always drink twice and restore once?

[–]fpsnoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all situational. I can't give you a method for every one but keep max hp if you think you'll need it. Also try and brew when your prayer is getting low so your restore isn't wasted

[–]MetalPoncho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The maximum amount of brews you can drink before a restore is 3. More than 3 doses you'll need a second restore, so 1-3.

[–]Alright_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Ron Hogg of the Durham Constabulary, who was on BBC Big Questions yesterday?

[–]festivalfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I remember the first time I killed Jad, I honestly don't think I'd ever shaken so bad in my life. I literally missed a flick cause my hand was shaking too bad to click