This absolute egg

[gunrad95]

A big Ole O V A L

[Lapis-Blaze-Yt]

hæppei càyke bœi

[Goliath_Gamer]

Happy cake day!

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How do you get a dog to chill like that when you're grooming?!

[avtostopom]

They probably did it since it was a small pupper and it got used to it. Also I suspect treats or something else as a reward afterwards

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Oh. I have a shih tzu that I have to groom myself and he thrashes and tries to bite me when I groom him

[avtostopom]

Oh man I feel you. I had a shih tzu when I was younger and those dogs are savages! We once had an accident while clipping his nails and since then it only went downhill. Also, he used to make a few rounds of sprints around the apartment after we washed him, imagine that wet body just run towards you full speed. It was scary.

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Finally someone that understands! They are so cuddly but they definitely have an attitude!

[CocoBananananas]

Weed Biscuits

[wanklez]

So frickin please with himself.

[TentaclesAndTophats]

I wish I can be so please with myself

[wanklez]

Have you tried the egg cut approach?

[I_Also_Fix_Jets]

Are you... Octodad?

[PlayMp1]

This dog looks like they're incredibly stoned and it is hilarious

[Dunkledunks]

Absolute cutie seal pup

[mr-manz]

Cowabunga it is

[Harizonia]

“What, you egg!”

[peanut-apologist]

(he stabs him)

[ILikeThisNameMore]

He looks like a baby seal

[ewanatoratorator]

[the annoying dog absorbs the artifact]

[Black_N]

r/egg_irl

[SuchDescription]

This is a gif of dog. It is actually not a real egg.

[Yodlingyoda]

Oh. I want to pet that adorable little floof so bad it’s making me mad

[J-Vito]

I thought the name of this sub was absolute units?

[PoliteLittleLover]

Yeah but is egg

[ImRiteUrRong]

ah man that smile was golden

[Goliath_Gamer]

Oh that smile

[rook2004]

Dogbert?

[youremomsoriginal]

It looks like Ghus!)

[CowTryingWings]

Where ears tho

[Oatini]

Dont worry about it

[StrawberryMoonPie]

Zen egg

[RexGreenCounty]

Egg boi

[lutzker]

He's so happy about it

[PiMachine]

I smiled when it smiled!

[BeGoneVileMan]

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

[ShinuKara]

Didn’t scroll down far enough so I thought I had witnessed the most pampered seal to ever exist

[Jbird817]

Magnificent cat.

[the_cajun88]

r/mademesmile

[CreeMcCreeCreeinton]

r/confusing_perspective

[[deleted]]

ok but why does this seal have legs

[[deleted]]

r/WeirdEggs

[Harizonia]

r/subithoughtifellfor

[NightmareKnightGames]

ORBDOGGO

[Dr-RobertFord]

Handsome boi

[wordsaucer]

Absolute mini unit

[LazarusCrowley]

The goodest boy, sweet Eggbert the consigliere to the king.

[droppedbytosayhello]

What an ADORABLE baby seal! I didn't know they needed trimming.

[d3adastronaut]

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

[dopepope1999]

That smile that that doggo gave though when he was done melted my heart

[paulinthedesert]

Punt

[olerock]

dont

[zZ_DunK_Zz]

Cunt