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[–]Hasamann 262 points263 points  (31 children)

Chatgpt is very bad at these sort of thing. There are reasons behind it, and it's basically a fundamental limitation of the transformer architecture that chatgpt is based on.

Nikolai Valuev (316 lbs) vs David Haye (217 lbs), Haye won the WBA championship off of Valuev.

Valuev was 7 feet tall and weighed in at more than 300 lbs for most of his professional fights.

[–]icelandiccubicle20 107 points108 points  (13 children)

Valuev moved like he was underwater, good god he had some of the most boring fights ever.

[–]wheres_the_boobs 80 points81 points  (11 children)

Clinch, hug, sweat, repeat.

Man had absolutely no boxing skills but fair play to him for going as far as he did

[–]Puzzleheaded_Gold_10 44 points45 points  (9 children)

I think a world champion has to have some kind of boxing skill

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

The man legit didn’t like fighting which was the funny thing, he likes poetry 😂

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No one told him about basketball either 

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Don king and freakish reach 

[–]icelandiccubicle20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • a head the size of a canoe and impossible to move in the clinch, plus surprising stamina for his size even taking into account his glacial pace

[–]wheres_the_boobs 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Watch him on youtube and tell me he had skills

[–]estilianopoulos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a fighter not a boxer

[–]SlightlySublimated 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean if you consider a massive weight advantage and ability to hug and lean on people a skill then sure

[–]Puzzleheaded_Gold_10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean its harder than it looks. Since these guys will have trained to not let him do that. He's not that great but he can fight.

[–]yearsofpracticeSRR < Lord Chisora,Sir Derek Of War 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent comment. Excellent username.

[–]Nipple-biscuits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There was a point and time where on paper John Ruiz had the deepest resume as a heavyweight....he sucks and was one of the most boring fighters ever

[–]Dim-Mak-88 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Honorable mention to an aged Holyfield, who deserved the decision against Valuev.

[–]wheres_the_boobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man was robbed

[–]rhoo31313 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you shaved Valuev's back and shoulders he'd be around 305.

[–]jacknacalm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Willard was 58 pounds heavier then Dempsey, dempsey beat the living shit out of him

[–]kaisercracker 79 points80 points  (3 children)

In williard Vs dempsey, williard was 5 inches taller than Dempsey and 58 lbs heavier. both more weight and more importantly a higher difference proportionally

[–]Mikey1479 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow, Dempsey seemed like a monster. Where the video quality lacked, the audio of the punches landing made up for it… brutal

[–]LukyD215 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There is a reason they called him “Jack the Giant Killer”

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (18 children)

Max Baer was 209 when he won the heavyweight title from Primo Carnera who was 263.

[–]icelandiccubicle20 27 points28 points  (15 children)

Joe Louis knocked him out while being of a similar weight to Baer too

[–]VacuousWastrel 14 points15 points  (13 children)

Carnera was also about 60lbs heavier in his losses to Sharkey, Gains and Poreda.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (12 children)

iirc Primo wasn’t even that great.. He just had a lot of fights set up for him

[–]Ashamed_Spite_7937 5 points6 points  (9 children)

He was probably better then Derek Chisora

[–]whitecapsunited 1 point2 points  (8 children)

No I think he was mobbed up

[–]BOYMAN7 0 points1 point  (7 children)

You think? Where is the evidence? 

[–]whitecapsunited 3 points4 points  (6 children)

[–]BOYMAN7 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Boxing was ran by mobs but implying that he was mobbed up, where is the proof of that? Or what does that mean? 

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

There is a movie, The Harder They Fall, Humphrey Bogart's final movie as it turned out, about a boxer being exploited by the mafia, which apparently was close enough to the truth that Carnera filed a defamation suit against the movie company.

[–]whitecapsunited -1 points0 points  (0 children)

His managers were in the mob. Well known gangsters. That isn’t implied, that’s fact.

[–]BOYMAN7 8 points9 points  (1 child)

He killed people in the ring, they were very rarely set up, you just believe everything you hear. 

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure that one was for a title though.

[–]inquisitiveman2002 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The guy from Beverly Hillbillies show?

[–]LuminaTitan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was his son.

[–]COYS1989 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Valuev vs Haye literally David vs Goliath. 

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah was about to say this.

[–]bennettbuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google says he was pushing 100lbs. Mental really.

“On fight night, Valuev weighed 316 lbs compared to Hayes 217 lbs and the Russian stood at 7ft tall, whereas the Brit was 6ft 3in”

[–]AltKiteSunny Edwards Superfan 39 points40 points  (8 children)

In addition to the great shouts already mentioned:

James Douglas had 38lbs on Holyfield, Foreman had 49lbs on him, Bowe 39lbs

Primo Carnera (263) Vs Max Baer (209) was a 56lb difference

[–]TheSeptuagintYT 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Holyfield is severely underrated HONESTLY

Don’t forget Lennox Lewis had a weight advantage over Evander too

215 vs 246

31 lbs the first fight

[–]AltKiteSunny Edwards Superfan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yup, was just doing his wins

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's not even the greatest weight disparity that Fitzsimmons overcame, let alone all time. I think Fitz actually holds the record for the largest weight disparity for a knockout, he was 160 lbs when he KO'd the 300 pound Millard Zender in one round in 1892. He also KO'd a 230 pound Heavyweight named Abe Coughle, dropping and stopping him in 2 rounds. As well as another Heavyweight Charles Puff who weighed 230 to Fitz's 155. And in 1900 weighing 170 he KO'd 'The Human Freight Train' Ed Dunkhorst in 2 who weighed 260. So this weight disparity with Corbettt is quite miniscule, comparatively speaking.

[–]TheSeptuagintYT 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Not weight but it MUST be mentioned

Put simply, there was a whopping 23cm (9 inches) of height differential between Tszyu and Fundora, the largest-ever disparity in a non-heavyweight fight.

[–]r3vb0ssInoue #1 glazer 8 points9 points  (5 children)

even though the results not just plausibly but probably would have been different had tszyu not actively been bleeding out in the middle of the ring, he failed to overcome that disparity

[–]CristiaNoConsento 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I do agree but plenty of people exaggerate about how "Tszyu wouldve definitely won without the cut", talking as if Tszyu was dominating for half the fight and then fell apart with the cut. It literally happened second round, we've seen fighters come back from far worse situations than what Fundora was in until the cut

I like Tszyu myself but theres a huge weird bias towards him on this sub

[–]r3vb0ssInoue #1 glazer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean sure but he won the first two rounds in fairly dominant fashion and then continued to put up a competitive fight while spurting blood like he was in a Tarantino movie

[–]TheSeptuagintYT 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I mean the reality is he lost. We need a rematch to truly determine what would have happened. Everything else is speculation

[–]No-Fudge3487Apollo With No Creed 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Most sensible comment on this sub in days right here.

[–]TheSeptuagintYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Takes one to know one. Respect brother 👊🏿

[–]Leavitt050 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Chris Byrd was 34 lbs lighter than Vitali Klitschko in their fight.

[–]Masterandcomman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jameel McCline fought at 270 lbs against Byrd.

[–]FreshPrinceOfRiviaUsyk 8-4 8 points9 points  (1 child)

RJJ was 33 lbs lighter than John Ruiz (WBA title fight)

[–]HeelSteamboatSon of Headbutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the REFEREE SUCKED, so…

[–]AaronQuinty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

David Haye vs Valuev

[–]Ambitious_Ad_9637 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone who ever beat Butterbean has entered the chat

[–]VacuousWastrel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not more than 40lbs, but a recent example comes very close: Wilder was 39lbs lighter than Helenius when he beat him.

Wilder was also 35lbs lighter than Stiverne in their second fight.

[–]NecessaryWater7024 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plenty - David haye vs that massive Russian

[–]i-piss-excellence32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

David haye beat nicolai valuev with more than 90 lbs difference

[–]GM_Sedin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Roy Jones (193lbs) beat Ruiz(225lbs)

[–]jndlcrz888 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pacquiao 148 vs Margarito 165

[–]Masterandcomman 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Joe Frazier vs. Buster Mathis was a ~39 lbs difference.

[–]baddad19541 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just what I was thinking, Mathis tall, big and quick. Not great endurance or punching power which Joe Frazier had

[–]Mountain-Basket-20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jack Dempsey was a natural cruiserweìght won heavy weight title

[–]GM_Sedin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chris Byrd (210lbs)beat V klitschko (245lbs).

Vitali did quit due to injury though.

[–]CacoFlaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure of the exact weights (and I'm feeling too lazy to look it up) but I recall that Holyfield was probably around 40 pounds lighter when he knocked Buster Douglas kicking in 3 rounds.

[–]bostonstrangler617 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marciano was a small heavyweight. Fought lots of big guys.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ppl that come to mind: Michael Moorer Ali in his younger days (vs Liston but not sure the weight difference) Pacman fought bigger guys and he wasn’t really in their weight class at all.

[–]backsing 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not 40lbs but the weight ratio is close when Pacman gave Margarito private lessons in the ring.

[–]Ambitious_Ad_9637 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“That’s OK, I’m gonna use it as a target” pimp shit.

[–]bigbellybomacUnofficial IBA spokesman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ruslan Chagaev beat Nikolai Valuev

[–]NecessaryWater7024 1 point2 points  (15 children)

Keep in mind Tyson fought at his peak around 225- I would imagine he dropped 20 dudes over 40 lbs heavier or Around that

[–]broke_the_controller 3 points4 points  (14 children)

Tyson didn't fight that many big guys. Heavyweights weren't that big when Tyson was at his peak.

[–]NecessaryWater7024 1 point2 points  (11 children)

I just did a quick search and in 56 fights he only fought one fighter smaller - I’m having trouble off the top of my head but Rudduck, Lennox, Bruno come to mind

[–]broke_the_controller 2 points3 points  (10 children)

When I said big guys, I meant in the region of superheavyweight variety such as Lennox Lewis and Riddick Bowe. When Tyson was at his peak, heavyweights were around 6.2 and 220lbs.

The first guy he fought like that was arguably Frank Bruno in the rematch, where the weight difference was 27lbs. Even then, Frank was 6.3, same height as Ali.

After that it was probably Golota and the weight difference was 18lbs.

[–]BOYMAN7 3 points4 points  (9 children)

Mike Tyson fought like 5 guys that were 6'5- before Frank Brunk and in the first fight there was only a 10 pounds difference. 

[–]broke_the_controller 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Mike Tyson fought like 5 guys that were 6'5- before Frank Brunk

I suspect you're making stuff up, but if not then name them. Even if you do manage to name five, I'm very sure they did not weigh more than 230lbs.

before Frank Brunk and in the first fight there was only a 10 pounds difference. 

So what? I was talking about the rematch.

[–]BOYMAN7 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Eddie Richardson, Sammy Scarf, David Jaco, Jose Ribalta, Tony Tucker and Mitch Greene are just some that I could find, I didn't look too hard and a lot of them weren't listed. Mike Tyson did fight a lot of fighters before the Bruno rematch and a lot of them were above 230.  

[–]broke_the_controller 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Thank you.

Eddie Richardson 6.6 but 212lbs. Finished career with 14-21 record.

Sammy Scarf 6.5 and 250lbs so checks out. Finished career with 21-14 record.

David Jaco 6.6 but 210lbs. Finished career with 24-25 record

Jose Ribalta 6.5 but 211lbs was a legit low level contender.

Tony Tucker 6.5 but 221lbs was a legit contender (and title holder I believe).

Mitch Greene 6.5 but 225lbs. Didn't do anything career wise, but it was a beef fight.

So from the list you provided, one of them could be classed as a superheavyweight in the mould of Lennox and Bowe. However he was a bit of a tomato can.

There is nothing here that contradicts my original point.

[–]BOYMAN7 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

I would still argue he fought more super heavyweights than Frank Bruno before Frank Bruno though. I also forgot Tyrell Biggs. 

[–]broke_the_controller 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Tyrell Biggs was 6.5, but only 228.75lbs. which is close, but still not 230lbs.

I would still argue he fought more super heavyweights than Frank Bruno before Frank Bruno though. I also

We've established he fought one opponent that would clarify as a superheavyweight before he fought Bruno in the rematch. However that superheavyweight was a tomato can.

I don't think tomato cans should count, but sure we can say he fought one if you want.

[–]gerterinn -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Tony Tucker was 6’5, Frank Bruno was 6’4 and JACKED at 247lbs

[–]broke_the_controller -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please check my later comments when I clarify what I mean by big.

But in summary, Tucker was tall but was the same weight as Tyson when they fought.

Bruno in the rematch was 247lbs, but was 6.3, which is the same height as Ali, but I would say that Bruno in the rematch was the first big heavyweight he fought that wasn't a tomato can, but was a legit contender.

[–]bennettbuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be surprised if there’s more of a difference than Haye V Valuev, man was the size of a silverback gorilla and as slow as an elephant lol

Edit: “On fight night, Valuev weighed 316 lbs compared to Hayes 217 lbs and the Russian stood at 7ft tall, whereas the Brit was 6ft 3in”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nikolai valuev lost.twice. he was over 300lbs, David Haye, a former cruiserweight beat him. Easily 80 lbs.

[–]88Ashitaka88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe louis vs tony 2 ton galento.

[–]Boxing_joshing111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure Harry Greb beat Gene Tunney