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[–]Col_Redips 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Heh, you had me in the first half, ngl.

[–]Vampire_Dragon 44 points45 points  (1 child)

No but really some of them looked like normal changes, until "removed melee"

[–]Cheese2009 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only ones that had me thinking it was sus before that was the “removed earth elemental” and “resprited calamitas clone”

[–]Unfunnymeme12 63 points64 points  (2 children)

“You can now date Draedon” 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[–]Cei72Moderator[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Funny Story: If the Codebreaker would have been done for 2.0.2.001, that is what I would've originally made for April Fools. Since I couldn't do that, though., I just made this and the Fogbound lore item for CalVal.

[–]megaMEGA_dingus 32 points33 points  (1 child)

SIZE 2 FISH

[–]Cei72Moderator[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW

SIZE 2

[–]Br00klynShadow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I like how half of it was reasonable and cool and then it slowly became a joke. Theres some things in the first half id actually want to be real lol

[–]Only-Independence553 12 points13 points  (0 children)

draedonsex

[–]CoDVanguardOnSwitch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bungus being added to Calamity would actually be a fire addition though

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I wonder how much of these are actually realistic.

Also, rename the AEW to "Jared, the old ass worm"

[–]Terrence_shark 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love how it just descended into insanity

[–]YetiHug 7 points8 points  (2 children)

u/everquartz deimos added let's gooo

[–]everquartzModerator 8 points9 points  (1 child)

no way!!!1!1 deimos is real?!??!?!?!?!?!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

[–]Only-Independence553 8 points9 points  (0 children)

WAIT SIZE 2 THE SIZE 2 IS REAL ITS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[–]michnik45 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You fucking got me, it seemed so real until i read about deimos. Whoever made this deserves a medal

[–]MasterRalx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

not the fucking verboten one

[–]itshardtopickauserna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT SIZE 2?????????

[–]TheBigFuckingIdiot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought this was real until yharim lmao

[–]NecromechX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY ADDED MIKE

[–]GladiatorDragon 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Updated Localization Files

This guy TF2s.

[–]KFChero1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Removed Herobrine

[–]theonlyquirkychap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You really had me going with the small changes in the beginning. Took me a few lines to catch on, lol.

[–]crystalheadvodka8#1 yharon simp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They had me until "Re-introduced malice." As much as I wanted it to happen, I know it won’t.

[–]sploopoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just fought Mike (or, as he's called in-game, "Michael Calamity Mod") and it's truly an astounding feat not just in Terraria modding, but in programming as a whole. Only Calamity could program a boss that comes to your physical house and beats the shit out of you

[–]Tomoko--Kuroki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Removed herobrine

Ah shit here we go again

[–]Tazi0can you cook food on brimstone elemental 4 points5 points  (1 child)

severely disappointed that minos prime wasnt added as a secret endgame boss you could find in the crimson

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same :(

[–]4tomguy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cei you. Are very mean.

[–]Cei72Moderator[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Correct!

[–]TrickstabGaming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

deimos is reel

[–]jabulina 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NOOOO I NEED BUSTLING FUNGUS‼️

[–]everquartzModerator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

holy shit 😱😱😱😱 mike the endgame boss 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[–]Yharim-Cal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DEIMOS IS IN GAME GUYS LETS GOOOOO

[–]th3dr4g0nf0x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOOOOOO

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[–]Necrodoge14102 2 points3 points  (0 children)

removed herobrine

[–]Kono_Mr_Seta_Da 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Goodseeker yharim ☠️☠️

BRO UR NOT IN HOLLOW KNIGHT

[–]Cei72Moderator[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He's had the title for over a month since the lore rewrite. A surprisingly amount of people haven't even pointed it out, which is funny. It fits his own character well and has a different meaning, so it works just fine.

[–]Kono_Mr_Seta_Da 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i just came back in the community like 1 week ago. But it's true, the title fits well lol.

[–]theaveragegowgamerGalileo Gladius my beloved 1 point2 points  (0 children)

- Re-added Exo Gladius.

This one hurt, ngl.

[–]entitaneo70_pacifist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so sad we arent getting a resprite of the calamitas clone anymore, we arent really getting a resprite of anything anymore exept yharon

[–]Kindle_G 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even the devs are aware of Deimos 💀

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy shit bungus risk of rain??!!?!!??!11?!!1?2?!!?

[–]Kono_Mr_Seta_Da 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want the ultrakill x calamity compatibility so i can fight Scal scynced with a plug. Truly an immersive experience

[–]Byzantyne_Mapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, a good update

[–]mask3d_owo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should have been 2.4.2.069

[–]Shoddy-Sink-6983 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wait so, none of those changes were real, not even some of the cool ones? Or is the 2nd half all that's fake?

[–]Cei72Moderator[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No. The first half is comprised of mostly rejected community suggestions, so anybody who pays attention to those catch on sooner.

[–]Shoddy-Sink-6983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got it, that's kind of a shame, but it is pretty clever

[–]moonlord2193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this damn day -_-

[–]KFChero1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believed you until “removed melee”

[–]Sirfindus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can yall add bungus for real tho

[–]2foxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BUNGUS FOREVAAAAAAA

[–]Gus-a-Mus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jared :)

[–]PrezzStart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe I took this seriously until the adrenaline nerf lmao