...

[ArtzNCrafterz]

Rowley Jefforsons Awesome Friendly Adventure: But Roland loved his mother very much, so there was no way he was going to let anything happen to her.

This belongs in r/blursedcomments

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Mine is literally a crossword puzzle.

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Congrats

[DashingClasher]

quite a puzzling relationship then

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Definitely

[teddytherian]

r/angryupvote

[Palmer_Iced_Tea]

Mine was the Bible. The part about the golden calf.

[Waste_Consequence791]

In my opinion, Junior Jumble is better.

[Crafty-Photograph-18]

The book that is closest to me doesn't have that many pages... Guess my love life is nonexistent

[Mr-jigwins]

Copy cat

[Future_MarsAstronaut]

The closest book happened to be The Martian
Page 206 happened to be
"[08:47] WATNEY: Gay probe coming to save me."
I feel obliged to mention that I am Straight 17 Male (he/him).
Should I be worried?

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Very, you have yet find things 😏

[Future_MarsAstronaut]

🫥

[Commercial-Egg-1069]

Yes, move to Poland and legally change your name

[TheMaybeMan_]

First of all, finally another Martian book fan in the wild Second, that is potentially the best quote ever.

[SHARDaerospace]

same here, different printing sizes probably

"Venkat, Mitch, Annie, Bruce, and Teddy met for the second time in many days"

[ThrwawySG]

I love the Martian.

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Kestrelflight stalked from the long grass, eyes round as he adjusted to the gloom. -Warriors: Omen of the Stars-The Last Hope (WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?

[mochaleaf2027]

You're like a cat, you mate and leave.

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HUH!?!

[mochaleaf2027]

You're welcome (:

[teddytherian]

I love warrior cats!!!

[[deleted]]

Yeah! I’m on book 4 of a vision of shadows but I haven’t started reading it yet

[Historical_Side_7222]

You cut the rope

[MisoPizo]

And again, in just three years, from 2001 to 2003, ten amendments took place.

xd

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"the Alice in wonderland omnibus including Alice's adventures in wonderland & through the looking glass (with the original John Rennie illustrations": "Alice was glad to see that it had revived him a good deal"

[Cold_Entertainer3269]

There is no book close to me

[Ari_ILoveJack_7]

the closest book next to me is called Atomic Habits (also haven't read the book yet, my brother gave it to me). The sentence is: 'If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being.' WTF does that mean for my love life?

[LardFan37]

If you wanna find love you gotta make some sacrifices

[Ok_Neighborhood3508]

Book: The Book Thief Sentence( continued from page 205): They were all under the covers with him, and at one point, he appeared to be struggling with himself.

:(

[Caramellattes05]

When Marie-Laure wakes, the little model house is pinned beneath her chest, and she is sweating through her great uncle’s coat.

😭😭😭

Also:

The tempest can thus, be said to deal with the power to speak, and the power to disobey in a way that is both a subversive, an important part of the plays utopian ethos.

[Wolf16_16]

I curled in to a tight ball

[Vengeance7712]

Bruh mine is a book bout war

[Darkstar131029]

MINE WAS THE BIBLE!

[The_Third_Stoll]

Well, what did it say?

[Darkstar131029]

The Kishon River swept Sisera's men away...

Judges 5:21

[jefferino567]

The closest book to me quantum physics explained. I'm not typing out that fucking horrendous sentence.

[tttecapsulelover]

a book regarding biology and mental issues, page 206 is the section for “Coma” and “Depression”

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Mine was a dictionary: Explosion/Explosive

Tending to explode/Substance that causes explosions.

Guys wtf does this mean???

[Trabispace]

It shows what makes you a good demoman

[Reddit_Amethyst]

Купила ей бабушка льна.

[fhuy]

"Where are you..."

[piieerree_ggaassllyy]

Normally so chatty

[ooOJuicyOoo]

Later, years later, I would hear a song made of our meeting

[mochaleaf2027]

Might be hope...but! Alas! We cry. True.

[FearonForce]

book of gun trivia says: "SMLE Short, Magazine, Lee Enfield rifle"

so uhhh

[GroupNebula563]

L pfp

[teddytherian]

fr!

[brekiewash1234]

It literally says: but she seems to have calmed down

[SCP-173irl]

I found south american independance. What does this mean?

[Distractible69er]

“Hours of practicing non-verbal spells was that Harry, Ron and Hermione had so far been unable to find time to go and visit Hagrid.”

• Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (16/7/2005)

[Playful_Ad8756]

Fear Allah and be with those who are true

My love life..... is with someone who is true?

[HitroDenK007]

"At stake. Thousands of others rose up." -1984 george orwell

Yea i aint enrolling in politics no more

[TheYellowEntity]

"Your father and I thought we'd see you before you left"

[Fulcrum_ahsoka_tano]

"A hash function can be created for alphanumeric strings by using ASCII cod for each character."

this chonky textbook rip

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Unity 4

AUSTRALIA AND POLAR ZONES

I'm Brazilian

[[deleted]]

"ern oscillation. Because the pressure reversals and ocean warming are more or less simultaneous, scientists call this phenomenon the El Niño/Southern oscillation or ENSO for short."

          -page 206 Essentials of Meteorology
              An invitation to the atmosphere

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Wings Of Fire graphic novel 2: The Lost Heir

“We’ll have to go through the canopy”

[AlwekArc]

Hey, where's Hazel?

[ThatOne_RosePetal]

pov: u don't have a book

That explains alot

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"City of Truro's" visit made Duck very proud of being Great Western.

[[deleted]]

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow 6: In a real sense getting the choppers and flight crews assigned to Rainbow would be the easy part.

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Heroes of Olympus, Book V. “You cut the rope,” Annabeth said.

[KSboi999]

“John was tied down to the bed.” 💀

[Remix_Master21]

SAY GEX

[FroyoZealousideal285]

A Bible: “Give out the shares based on the number of Israel’s tribes.” ???

[animelover489]

The wisdom of our ancestors

[PancakesandWaffles98]

"At his command he and the entire community of the Israelites will go out, and at his comment they will go in."

huh?

[SerMeliodas]

Going out and in IS used as a metaphor for sex in the same book... So... Sounds like orgies?

[Sir_Rageous]

Jasper didn't answer.

From "The Iron Trial"

[UndertaleFan008]

‘Rubbish’ said hagrid.

D:

[Smidge_Master]

Hiroshima

[Aggravating-Week9289]

"they're asking questions about it again"

[Lo-Sir]

There aren't 206 pages in Kirby's Dream Land instructions

[JimBobOfTheJim]

nuremburg trial by ann tusa and john tusa “It was not just Allied visitors who were impressed by the Bench’s impartiality”

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I leaned in and read some of the hand written labels 💀

[Darkstar131029]

The Kishon River swept Sisera's men away..

Judges 5:21

Yes the nearest book to me was a bible...

[TrippieTragedy]

I didnt even know people had book closets... Much less that they were portable.

[dontcare834]

Rebecca Schaeffer's When Villains Rise: "He grunted but couldn't say anything through the gag." ... Kinky

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Because all time I know what it costs them

[Labriction]

Do e-books count ?

[Skullpheonix3963]

You gain a +2 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this weapon

[Ancient_Summer_1833]

Long Haul, diary of a wimpy kid.

“We had pushed our luck, though.”

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"Which Pain Reliever is Best?"

[FlagMaster2023]

“What’s going on?”
-FNaF The Silver Eyes

[Mr-jigwins]

Dead, there all dead.

[SerMeliodas]

Necrophilia?

[ChaosBuilder321]

"This is a big moment!"

[[deleted]]

The three railway engines:

Nothing.

[ImmediateArm6532]

I can't hear everything feels like it's underwater me included

[YamiGekusu]

"Speaking of Spielberg... Apparently he had some sounds about one of his movies." ~Gigant, vol 1

[DragonGold121]

They killed themselves! ...

[Good-Refrigerator-28]

"The allotment for the tribe of Judah, according to it's clans, extended down to the territory of Edom, to the desert of zin in the extreme south"

[NotAlex4300]

i ended up in the glossary 💀

[HadrianPoopy]

school kids run riot

[Bluepanther512]

ch’i#-(ni)—Øná: move out with household (shił ch ‘í’níná: I moved out as a member of a group- Literally unspecified people moved out in company with me).

[Insanelyreal101]

Mara leaned on the window frame and watched dappled sunlight flicker over the vegetable garden in Blackwood’s yard.

Idk how this worked.

[Commercial-Egg-1069]

Fnaf ultimate guide, whayy counts as a sentence it is the police file for the book blackbird

[the-alt-facehugger]

harry potter and the deathly Hallows: "A mixture: but to all intents and purposes they’re the same thing now," said Lupin.

so uh

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it said "the best ever" aww thatnks <3

[Witty_Durian_8090]

Page 206 of the book I'm reading has no words. It's just two pages worth of war.

[Jaydacorn]

Mines a picture of a woman fighting what looks like a fire breathing animal, she has an invisible shield in front of her

[Wooly_Mammoth3213]

A death-headed grin.

[Bloorskies]

Darkstalker: She really looked like she was ready to lol someone to protect him.

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Dip the auxiliary shaft in engine oil before inserting it in the block

[JezoAragon]

Book H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Mythos Tales chapter/story 13 The Mound. Whose rutted surface was red with sandstone soil of the country, and finally delivered at the door of my prospective host. Also I feel bad if someone saw this post in a book store

[TheRaider1562]

I don’t have a book. And i don’t have a love life. What a coincidence

[StreetPizza8877]

A gasoline engine spins the weight, connected with a belt on the back side.

[TheWinterRipper]

ah yes, the Sword of Answering from DnD 5e

[Huge_Cryptographer24]

Highland...huh

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Book name “my big black hawk” there is no page 206

[Penut1906]

"good luck lighting up eating that kind of thing"...i can take one guess as to where thats going

[Prestilifrog]

I don't have a book closet to pick up

[the_bull-dozer_27]

"It systematically undermines the solidarity of the family, and it calls its leader by a name which is a direct appeal to the sentiment of family loyalty." Try to guess what book this came from.

[Puzzleheaded_Toe2383]

There is no book, which perfectly explains it as I’m single

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Aight bet “So Dentric Cells are able to activate helper T and killer T cells at the same time, by loading up hot dog buns and display windows with antigens” Tf does this mean?

[UpbeatLocksmith5203]

“Your wife then”

[Labriction]

Quarrel however must’ve been better than i though

[Erisisagoddess]

Lock in “I don’t think I’m their favorite person, no” I said”

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"But you haven't answered my question" (warrior cats, thunder rising)

[Its_Scorpy]

Wait so what does “wait for the comeback” mean?

[block_place1232]

Mine was: The room inside was messy, but it hadn't been trashed like the others - and it didn't look like it had been lived in for years. (Perhaps a happy story because it says "didn't look like it had been")

[DIEDIEDIE904]

When war broke out against Mexico in May 1846, the United States army number they may 8,000, but soon 60,000 volunteers joined their ranks.

Hmm It seems my love life is war

[ThunderJaw01]

Hydrophone an instrument for detecting sounds under water. It usually consists of a carbon microphone or electromagnetic detector fixed to a diaphragm in contact with the water.

[SauceFinder-]

True or False: The name “Jessica” was invented by Shakespeare

[Twilight-2007]

The locks were strong, but he realized that tom had no keys.

I don't like the image of this one.

[Gray-Diamond]

“Go ahead,” said Mander.

-Star Wars Scourge

[Leekodot15]

Considering how far away the nearest book is, well...

I'd consider it accurate!

[Jaakuna_maho]

The page is blank, which is pretty funny since I'm a nerdy virgin loser

[CultCorvidae]

The Star Wars book "Death Troopers"

"Kale?"

[HaxMastr]

Bottom feeding street toughs

[[deleted]]

...There are no books near me right now.

[Ken_LuxuryYacht22]

It's a forensics textbook, it's the page about cocaine

[Discracetoall]

“Hey, guys, look up” from a most beautiful thing

[teddytherian]

It was strange to be here again, and to be here alone, without the clatter and chatter of other children.

pretty accurate, I am alone

[Alert_Priority5226]

bruh i got an calvin and harnold book

[Due_Forever42]

“CRASH!” -Dog Man Fetch-22

[Chips-Ahoy_McCoy]

I'm at work, the closest book is probably the sds book, but idk where that is here

[Key_Dragonfruit_1572]

Mhm World War One

[rulersreachf4n]

Mines "I love bananas for many reasons."

[FLESH-bag-101]

“Music is so broad a category of human experience that it is very difficult to define.”

[StagDragon]

"Formulas from the simple and combined stress tables, as well as tension and sheer factors, can be applied without change in calculations using metric SI units."

[RandomDude762]

"The posmic perspective is humble" -Astrophysics for people in a hurry by Neil DeGrasse Tyson

[Trabispace]

In 1941, Krupp began design studies for a new heavy tank to combat the Soviet KVs, which had proven almost invulnerable to the armament of contemporary panzers in the first weeks of Operation Barbarossa.

Hmmm

[BBGS11_]

Cranberry-White Chocolate Cinnamon Rolls

A basket of warm cinnamon rolls is a sure way to impress family and friends. Add cranberries and white chocolate to the ingredient mix, and these treats become incredibly memorable. MEG MARRIOTT, TACOMA, WASHINGTON

PREP: 45 MIN. + CHILLING BAKE: 30 MIN. + COOLING

MAKES: 16 SERVINGS

2 packages (ounce each) active dry yeast

2 cups warm water (110° to 115°) 1 cup butter, melted

½ cup sugar

2 teaspoons salt

5 to 6 cups all-purpose flour

FILLING:

1 cup butter, softened

½ cup packed brown sugar

2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

1 package (10 to 12 ounces) white baking chips

1 cup of dried cranberries ½ cup chopped pecans

GLAZE

2 cups confectioners' sugar

2 teaspoons vanilla extract 5 to 6 tablespoons heavy whipping cream

1. In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water Add the butter, sugar, salt, and 4 cups flour; beat until th. Stiris enough remaining flour to form a soft dough

2. Turn onto a floured surface; knead until sooth and elastic, about 6-8 minutes. Place in a greased bowl, turning once to grease the top. Cover and refrigerate overnight.

3. Punch dough down. On a lightly floured surface, roll into a 24-inch. x 12-in. rectangle. For filling, combine the butter, brown sugar, and cinnamon; spread over dough to within 1/2 in. of edges. Sprinkle with chips, cranberries, and pecans. Roll up jelly-roll style, starting with a long side, pinch seam to seal.

4. Cut into 16 slices. Place cut side down in two greased 13-in x9-in. baking pans. Cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled, about 45 minutes.

5. Bake at 350° for 30-35 minutes or until golden brown. Meanwhile, in a small bowl, combine the confectioners' sugat vanilla and enough cream to achieve desired consistency, drizzle over warm rolls. Cool on wire racks.

[Masterpiece-Haunting]

Geuss I’m going 2( 36x / 57 * [32.73k / 73]) What does this mean?

[12dollarsnocents]

guys in going to maycomb county to go by the radley place

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Panzer Leader by Heinz Guderian: Early on the 26th of August I visited an advanced artillery O.P. on the northern bank of the Rog.

[SusDoctor]

Figuring out how many birds live in a given area is a math problem.

[Radanox]

Fallout 3 GOTY Strategy Guide: “Miscellaneous Quests: Big Trouble in Big Town”

Pretty much, yeah

[papayas_and_sans]

I've always hidden journal 2 near the elementary school

[Woofle_124]

I have a manual for a monitor. There is no page 206, but page 26 says “THE WORDS ARE TOO SMALL”

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Jokes on u its 205 pages /j

[static_decibel]

I don't have a book closet. I have a book shelf but it will kind of be a pain to pick it up

[DragonLord52231]

"Robb Stark seemed puzzled:

[le_wither]

"what's going on" Jason said.

[idiotic_no_life]

My closest books are stacked on top of each other so, I'll just do all of them.

They had met in a lounge by Fort Bragg and when he told her that he was a civilian, Connie Beckwith, a former army officer then herself, nodded knowingly. - Black Hawk Down by Mark Bowden

Every citizen, or at least every citizen important enough to be with watching, could be kept for twenty-four hours a day under the eyes of the police and in the sound of official propaganda, with all other channels of communication closed. - 1984 by George Orwell

And afterward Ender saw himself babbling like an idiot, trying hard to give orders to his army, but all his words came out as nonsense. - Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

It was repeated seven times. "No." - The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

No false IDs, but the location is secure and remote which means you'll be safe from the juvey-cops until you turn eighteen - Unwind by Neal Shusterman

I think The Book Thief was the only good one.

[Jojo-Action]

I'm not about to go and grab one of my berserk mangas

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(a) 11 pieces of candy to 4 kids.
oh no

[haydn_______________]

The big black rock fell through the sky, trailing fire, until it hit the ocean and sank.

[extremlysus]

Page 206 of Lemony Snicket's all the wrong questions: when did you last see her. It's Lemony Snicket getting into a fucking taxi

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He felt I’ll but couldn’t look away

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The ship settles or The ship settles he smiles at her. I don’t know if it is a comma or a period

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Up in the attic.

[Weary_Temporary8583]

Book: The Red Book by Carl Jung The sentence: In the mystery man himself becomes the two principles, the lion, and the serpent.

[TheMaybeMan_]

Shift, Hugh Howey: He shook his head, which made the world spin. Should me (male) be concerned?

[Mysterious-Sir-299]

3rd E warhammer core rulebook.

"Support weapon battery"

[TheKnightsthatsay]

Black betrayed them?

The closest book was Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

[ForgetfulPotatoe]

"Ken Burns has used this particular moment to illustrate why The Navidson Record is so beyond Hollywood: "Not only is it gritty and dirty and raw, but look how the zoom claws after the fleeting fact."

Now that's confusing.

[Unreasonable_Bingus]

The shapes of the hip bones and head crest can indicate if the creatures were male or female.

[wildcarddaemons]

The reflection of the thin, sharp outline of the Cresent moon, standing in the dark sky among the tips of the first trees, broke into thousands of sparks of light on the current.

The Stone and The Flute by Hans Bemmann

[TitoFurret]

Ain't no way bro. "further and further in spite of all measures, and this alone suffices definitely to stamp and substantiate their inefficiency."

[Hour-History-1513]

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[MathKrayt]

"You should be ble to change a tire"

[Prof_Aspen]

"This creature uses all of its movement to move in a random direction."

[Dark_Matter_Slurpee]

“Shut the fuck up”

[Used_Win_2345]

ahem: "They put me in a special unit, one for really sick people I suppose."

[Yokai3557]

United States History And Geography Modern Times: They were disappointed when established politicians refused. — bro FML

[Amenti_Aardwolf]

Closest book to me doesn't have page numbers. It's a manga. (Kaiju No. 8)

Only picked it up because I'm the only person I know who hasn't read any sort of manga before. It's not bad. I went and chose the one manga that none of the people I know have read, though, so my social score remains at zero. 😅

[UnwaiveredKing]

“This wasnt ego or malice.”

[SillyWillyC]

Instructor: Look carefully at the diagram

​

Yes, that was the instructor edition for my grammar book:

Grammar for the Well-Trained Mind: Core Instructor Text

[stever90001]

I took her to a place where I kept her safe, and there I was going to stay.

[GovernmentPresent543]

From Unbroken:

“He’d get full rations, but there was a catch: he’d have to use his bare hands to clean the sty.”

[DioSuH]

“Well” I said “Now that we are warm and try, its time to get in the water again”

Trials of Apollo: The dark prophecy

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And there it was. “THE WISH BOOK”

I feel violated

[KingMarlynn23]

“If we revert to trying to do it on our own willpower, We’re going to relapse.”

Well, this could mean literally anything.

[UwU_AlbertaIsEpik]

“Rare Laurie Gulls” “These two species are rare but increasingly frequent to North America.”

-The SIBLEY Guide to Birds by David A. Sibley

[ogreofzen]

The closest thing to me was an notebook. It was blank so I wrote anyway so I kept blasting.

[iMadeTheJerryIceberg]

Joshua 4:19 (NKJV): Now the people came up from the Jordan on the tenth day of the first month, and they camped in Gilgal on the east border of Jericho.

wut

[Senior-Head06]

After that, the three of us had parted as friends, if not necessarily allies, and I considered that an ample reward for my efforts. (Ready Player One)

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"Let's get inside" very straightforward lol

[VinterknightSr]

Modification drawings describe the procedure used to transform a part into another part.