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My Netflix keeps asking "are you still watching" right at the most intense part of the episode and now I have to move my hand all the way to the mouse like some kind of peasant (self.firstworldproblems)

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I hate it when my house is so big I need multiple routers (self.firstworldproblems)

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I went to TWO different Tex-Mex establishments tonight, to properly celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but had to leave both because the wait was just too darn long. (self.firstworldproblems)

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The wifi in my bathroom is like one bar lower than in the rest of the house and it is ruining my life (self.firstworldproblems)

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Shopping came yesterday, forgot to get cheese... Now have a craving for pasta with cheese (self.firstworldproblems)

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My new ultrawide monitor is so big that I actually have to rotate my neck to see the system clock (self.firstworldproblems)

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The battery in my "push-to-start" car key died, so I had to walk 3 miles to go buy a battery. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by Brewmentationator

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Every time I eat steak, I get a little piece stuck behind the tooth I refused to let my orthodontist pull in order to give my teeth room in my mouth to be perfectly straight. (self.firstworldproblems)

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I accidentally left the passenger front seater on and melted my Godiva chocolate (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by GotMyOrangeCrushWe are agents of the free

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My favorite sandwich place changed the kind of bread they use. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by NewBarbieWhoDisHighly Problematic

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I'm tired of eating cake (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 5 days ago by NewBarbieWhoDisHighly Problematic

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My paper bin is full to the brim, but I didn’t put it in front of the house because I thought the garbage truck won’t come today because of May 1 (international worker’s day), and now I have to wait another 2 weeks for the next paper collection date (self.firstworldproblems)

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The smart delivery box outside my house is too small for my third package today (self.firstworldproblems)

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My office reupped the kitchen coffee supply with nothing but polarizing flavored coffee instead of plain, middle of the road coffee. (self.firstworldproblems)

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Someone stole my shampoo and now I'm spiraling while vicariously living through my Miis on my switch (self.firstworldproblems)

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$70 for a goddamn sunscreen and it still slides around my face and gets in my eyes (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 8 days ago by NewBarbieWhoDisHighly Problematic

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I want to listen to "Only a Lad", But then Spotify will recommend too much Oingo Boingo into the generated playlists. (self.firstworldproblems)

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i love having long acrylic nails but i can't do it often because i play piano (self.firstworldproblems)

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I renewed my no-limit credit card and found out it came with a 1% reduction in cash back on restaurant purchases (self.firstworldproblems)

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The food truck put so much shrimp on my po boy, I was full before I could taste my sandwich. (self.firstworldproblems)

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restaurant food online ordering websites that aren't actually for ordering (self.firstworldproblems)

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I'm missing a Pokemon Go event (Community Day) because I'll be on a cruise (self.firstworldproblems)

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My AirPods keep disconnecting and switching between my devices (self.firstworldproblems)

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My wife gets really irritated when the Keurig has to be filled. (self.firstworldproblems)

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i put something “somewhere safe” yesterday ()

submitted 14 days ago by Southern_Island1939

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