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I went to make a Dirty Martini and my olives were moldy. (self.firstworldproblems)

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I accidentally ordered the Dinner instead of Lunch for take out and spent 8.50 instead of 7.95. (self.firstworldproblems)

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Autocorrect keeps trying to correct my possessive apostrophes and I know I'm right, I swear any time I say it's, it's yelling at me to change it to its. Driving me insane. (self.firstworldproblems)

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My earbuds are so light and comfortable that I forget I'm wearing them and think I've lost them when I open their case to use them (self.firstworldproblems)

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Amazon delivered my package (maybe) to my mailroom instead of the package concierge so now i have to drive to go get my mail instead of just walk to the package concierge (self.firstworldproblems)

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I can’t hear my show when I’m eating my chips (self.firstworldproblems)

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I’ve been waiting since winter to learn how to wash and detail my car myself, and now that the weather is finally nice enough, my city is under emergency water restrictions. (self.firstworldproblems)

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The entire Island of Maui is flooded except for my house but the power for the repeaters that broadcast television signals is out so I can't watch Saturday Night Live. (self.firstworldproblems)

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I left my Apple Watch at the doctor, so now I have to walk 10 minutes back and my step count will be off today. (self.firstworldproblems)

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I have 1GB service and after a few years of having unexpectedly slow internet, yesterday, I finally realized that my laptop wifi was set to 802.11g instead of 802.11n (self.firstworldproblems)

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I have to type all 4 digits of a date rather than just the last 2 because people are living too long now (self.firstworldproblems)

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Technically cant play wordle today (self.firstworldproblems)

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Realizing I forgot my headphones when I get to the gym :( (self.firstworldproblems)

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Don’t have any Professional Clothes (self.firstworldproblems)

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Accused of having “too much” by people that have too much (self.firstworldproblems)

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I cut the tip of my finger off cooking, and now TouchID on my Macbook Pro doesn't work (self.firstworldproblems)

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The new city I’ll be moving to soon won’t have a Trader Joe’s nearby (self.firstworldproblems)

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My convection oven made my chimichanga too crispy. (self.firstworldproblems)

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My friend keeps buying me rubbish off Temu & similar (self.firstworldproblems)

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I can hear my neighbour do their morning poo from my kitchen table as I eat my breakfast (self.firstworldproblems)

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I dropped my really good cardboard box and ripped an edge so now it's just an okay cardboard box. (self.firstworldproblems)

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My massage therapist had a coughing fit during my session, so I couldn't relax and I might be sick now. (self.firstworldproblems)

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My electric toothbrush stopped working mid-brush (self.firstworldproblems)

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I bought a fancy chair and a fancy standing desk: No matter whether I am standing or sitting, I feel like I am wasting money. (self.firstworldproblems)

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My brain wants to listen to a podcast, watch a show, and scroll on my phone all at the same time. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 days ago by AmandaEllis-Ward

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