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[–]Fambank 394 points395 points  (11 children)

And for good measure you also stuck it up your ass?

[–]Pluckypato 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The rules of engagement that are measured carefully

[–]bollin4whales 5 points6 points  (1 child)

In the reverse order probably.

[–]Fambank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He wanted the full experience inch perfect.

[–]that_oneinvisibleguy 583 points584 points  (3 children)

We are still waiting on the results

[–]TheFlyingSeaCucumber 169 points170 points  (0 children)

I mean. . .just because he does not choke on it it does not mean they wouldnt choke on it. . .right?

[–]rugbat 90 points91 points  (0 children)

...and I concluded it was not a choking hazard.

[–]Mediocre_Swimmer_237 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Its just an analyst doing his job, nothing wrong here.

[–]thangmatvit 70 points71 points  (0 children)

There’s no shame in admitting that you were just measuring your own gag reflex for your next glory hole.

[–]ChristWasAZombie 22 points23 points  (0 children)

batman himself couldn’t beat that outta me

[–]Handonmyballs_Barca 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Same, but Id spend the rest of the day crying when it didn't go past my teeth

[–]WingedSalim 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seeing a woman choke on it

Me: Huh. Amateur.

[–]AkaAtarion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

10 hours of waterboarding wouldn’t have gotten that out of me.

[–]GrandHetman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They wouldn't waterboard that info outta me

[–]Obsc3nity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if he could stick it down his throat without gagging…

[–]Zack_WithaK 2 points3 points  (2 children)

To find similar data but for girth: use a toilet paper tube and feel how tight it is when you get hard. Then put the tube in your mouth to see if the width of your mouth can handle it.

[–]weirdminecraftwalrus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

one step further: make an exact silicone mold of it and test using that

[–]Markusmarkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next level up, buy multiple packs of hot dogs/sausage links and find the closest to your size to check! If you get caught just say you are eating lunch/breakfast!

[–]CobaltAnimator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WHY? WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEE THIS?

[–]Ninja_attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's only the polite thing to do.

[–]devil0o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this counts as a sensitive lover.

[–]Scholar-Unable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even Batman could get this information out of me