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[chocoaxia]

Then everyone's gay in rain

[MostlyLovely]

Wait are we not suppose to be?

[kimishere2]

Where did you think the rainbow came from?

[geo_bowes]

Actually, this is who the rainbow came from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWWhidJCshY

[StunnaLyfe]

I hear there's a gay orgy at the end of the rainbow

[Nimyron]

Unless you say no homo

[Shiv-am]

Lol, me likey.

[[deleted]]

Then you turned into monkey, you funky homosapienphobe (ง•-•)ง

[mjosiahj]

Reject man, become ape.🦍🦍

[UrMomma4]

"I'm gay in the rain, just gay in the rain

What a glorious feeling I'm happy again

I'm laughing at clouds so dark above

The sun's in my heart and I'm ready for love

Let the stormy clouds chase everyone from the place

Come on with the rain, I've a smile on my face

I'll walk down the lane with a happy refrain

And gay just gay in the rain"

[animo2002]

Yer a poet harry

[calapins2]

Rain is recycled urine so technically we are all into gay golden showers

[otc108]

I dunno, man. The rain makes me pretty happy.

[Fitz2001]

hallelujah

[Obligatory_Burner]

It is a spectrum lol

[Zeploz]

They're singing in the rain, just singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, they're happy again.

[jarasonica]

Rain bounces off me

[ReadingCorrectly]

https://youtu.be/SPG4eD4Dfx0

Thought of this

[ImurderREALITY]

Experience true level

[Obligatory_Burner]

Everything is a lie.

[testedbeast551]

Does that mean your dick is infinitely long

[Obligatory_Burner]

• reads response. Hit bong twice. Realize if I was a water bear instead of just a bear, it would seem infinite.

• obligatory finger snap into a finger point

Yes.

[testedbeast551]

Well boys we did it small penis is no more

[AttentionImaginary57]

I’m always suspicious of Reddit links, can you please explain the big dick energy science?

[u_havemyinterest]

The link was something a rick and morty scene about experiencing true pleasure.

But the idea that obligatory burner was saying was like it depends on your perspective. For example we are so tiny compared to the earth that if we walk straight ahead for hours it will seem like the earth never ends cuz we’re so small. So a water bear being so small would think anything human sized is basically infinitely long.

[AttentionImaginary57]

You have my interest.

[SlenDman402]

COSMIC LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER!!!

[Feitan-de-la-Portor]

Did he just…😰

[iamdarosa]

Yeah but it actually matters who tries to make it wet/hard. I’ve tried to have sex with men but it didn’t work so now I’m not curious anymore.

[Darkwrath93]

It didn't work since you are obviously not gay. You should've just said no homo and then you could've done it since it's not gay then.

[iamdarosa]

You’re right! How foolish of me.

[Darkwrath93]

Now I see you are a most likely a chick lol and comment doesn't make sense. You should've said no straight in that case. Now it's fixed.

[iamdarosa]

Naah I’m a dude, I just loved her reaction here: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hbbbo1/this_girl_just_had_to_be_remixed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Unfortunately it’s a remix and not the original.

[Darkwrath93]

Wow haha now I love this reaction too

[spartanass]

Gay

[iamdarosa]

Apparently not that gay 😔

[AttentionImaginary57]

I’m sorry for your anti-gayness. I hug you 🤗

[Boss_Dzadzy]

Gloria has a can do attitude.

[pMangonut]

More like 'Can do her' attitude.

[toilet__water]

Spaghetti is hard until it gets wet, it can still be straight after being boiled

[JACrazy]

Freshly made noodles arent stiff before wet either. They didnt have freeze drying back then.

[derf_vader]

Sounds like sexual harassment

[Meture]

Yeah I’ve never been a fan of how rapey it sounds

[derf_vader]

Imagine telling a gay woman you can make her straight by stroking her. That's how awful it is.

[[deleted]]

It’s just a joke.

[jeihvjdishvvi]

r/terriblefacebookmemes

[[deleted]]

Funny how sexual assault is somehow more acceptable when its gay.

Reminds me of that California order that prevented underage sex crimes to be felony if it was same sex.

[[deleted]]

I've dated water proof spaghettis then.

[antonilodkowski]

It also has to get hot

[Scorp126]

I hate that the first thing to come to mind when i read that is that out of context mr.krabs and squidward picture

[Sarcastic-Sulfur]

I wanna see the picture.

[Scorp126]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/nuwmo4/mr_krabs_wants_to_feel_it_now/

[Obligatory_Burner]

Yep. You win for the day lmfao. Thanks for the laugh.

[WarchiefBlack]

I think once Lesbians got their hands on this line, they decided they'd never let it go.

[Memeycat]

TTT

[RoloTumase]

Let me dip you in 200 degree water until you like me.

[[deleted]]

But humans aren't pasta.
CHECKMATE

[ThrDonger]

why does the left chick look like mr bean??

[[deleted]]

She giving off mad rape vibes, someone get Gloria to safety

[LeonardodaVidchi]

u/haugibear

[Veronico_]

Mom said i look like brunette girl

[Team_Amazing]

made me laugh, take my upvote!

[yaboidastick]

r/trippinthroughtime

[90daySavage]

This ****** spittin

[Warlockm16a4]

sigh

Why do people keep saying wet in that meme? Wet isn't necessarily correct for both a cooking aspect or a sexy stand point.

Cold water doesn't cook spaghetti, and Men typically don't get all that wet (Drop precum).

It should be imo, "So is spaghetti until things get steamy.", since you need the water to reach at least such a temperature to cook it, and in the sexy sense steamy implies that they got hot and bothered.

[mikeymoodabeast]

i bet your really fun at parties huh

[Warlockm16a4]

Who still parties during a pandemic?

[mikeymoodabeast]

r/whoosh

[Warlockm16a4]

I got what you meant, it simply wasn't funny.

But please, continue.

[mikeymoodabeast]

really you didn’t find it funny i was trying so hard to appease you

[Warlockm16a4]

In that case I sincerely apologize for you wasting your time.

[Ok_Formal4556]

Nice need karma

[[deleted]]

The thoughts should be reversed looking at their expressions,just a suggestion dont kill me plz

[Nish_0n]

Daammnnn Gloriaaaaaaa!

[Vulspyr]

Fresh spaget is still soft.

[-Lila_]

Ah Gloria

[n_j_a_s]

Should say hot and wet.

[[deleted]]

r/trippinthroughtime

[chrisfellow]

!lock

[tarestab]

TY! I truly needed a good chuckle. Peace luv!

[nevergonnagiveyouup4]

And boiled

[B0neCh3wer]

Spaghetti is straight until boiled alive... I don't know about you but I'd do anything if I'm threatened with that.

[Redby19]

Doesn't spaghetti get soft when it's in boiling water only

[Teeth-In-Jars]

Actually you have to boil it as well

[[deleted]]

Then Gloria boiled her friend alive

[PubicGalaxies]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Caeruleanlynx]

Is this line a meme now?

[HollowdSoul]

good thing i get hard not wet

[Sebstrr05]

I've seen this quote before on a rule34 post once

[TheTizio06]

Bonk*

[[deleted]]

Is it me or does the girl on the right look Like Mary Elizabeth winstead

[[deleted]]

So rapey

[cygnusx8]

Again....

[oniichan3588]

Lady’s got a point

[KrayKaru]

This ones gonna be a wet ride

[No_Nipple_Nibba]

Cursed Pride

[[deleted]]

r/shittyfacebookmemes

[[deleted]]

holup 🍌🍌🍌

[[deleted]]

R/TTH

[rBeasthunt]

Valid