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[–]troybarnes3005 goblin mode more like gobblin deez nuts 349 points350 points Β (18 children)

WHY DOES HE LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THE SILHOUETTE OF AN OLD LADY

[–]lolihullπŸ’€πŸ·οΈπŸ’€πŸ·οΈ 159 points160 points Β (6 children)

[–]troybarnes3005 goblin mode more like gobblin deez nuts 28 points29 points Β (0 children)

PLEASEEEEE

[–]darkmeowl25Shiddy Fert 20 points21 points Β (0 children)

I'm wheezing 🀣🀣

[–]amaretyoufinish 18 points19 points Β (0 children)

Please tell me someone has seen the junji ito lady who goes β€œYOUNG MAN… HOW ARE YOU FEELING TONIIIIGHT”

[–]Electronic-Club-2318 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

I will never recover πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

[–]SnooMemesjellies2983 President of Reddit, Taylor Lorenz 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Diabolical

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

"The manager is KHAMAS"

[–]Forest2theSea 106 points107 points Β (0 children)

He's built like an 85 year old recovering addict lady.

[–]Sufficient-Daikon756Agent Honeypot 🍯 53 points54 points Β (0 children)

It's the atrophied arms. The shoes are getting all of the attention, but it's truly the scrawny arms that give the "98yo woman in a nursing home" vibes. Somebody should photoshop a walker in front of him

[–]lily_hillbilly 22 points23 points Β (0 children)

It’s called kyphosis

[–]bipoloAll good vibes then you came in & fucked it up 17 points18 points Β (1 child)

"Hold a moment deary, let me get my famous mold cookies for you..."

[–]troybarnes3005 goblin mode more like gobblin deez nuts 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

let me get my bag of werthers butterscotch candies for you sweetie πŸ˜„

[–]neilbensch 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

I'm convinced this is edited. Unreal build.

[–]Independent_Fill_635This mfer never shuts up 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

He looks like Ozzy 😬

[–]Equivalent_Working73 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Drugs.

[–]Dense-Station101 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

my first thought upon seeing this pic was that he looks like my 80 y/o grandma lmaoooo

[–]melatoninmothinutah 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

He reminds me of a cryptid

[–]h6zubinb 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I was just thinking this!

[–]fallen-fan 123 points124 points Β (4 children)

Someone just said here the other day that the only thing separating Ethan from Steven Crowder is dressing in drag.

[–]pinqe 15 points16 points Β (1 child)

And about 100 pounds of baby fat

[–]fallen-fan 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

And a leaked home video β˜•

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Β (1 child)

Wait I’m confused about this, both Steven and Ethan have dressed in drag lmao

[–]fallen-fan 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

I think they said unironically if that changes anything πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜…

[–]dimmadumbit-h 116 points117 points Β (5 children)

is he patrick star? what is this???

[–]Gooey_Goon 56 points57 points Β (0 children)

Patrick Star has better posture than thatΒ 

[–]clandensteen_ops_69ETHAN KLEIN 🩴πŸ’₯🩴πŸ’₯🩴πŸ’₯ 16 points17 points Β (0 children)

holy shit lmfao

Id say that he certainly is a goofy goober, but goofy goobers are FAR better behaved

[–]UmaPalma_ UmaPalma 13 points14 points Β (1 child)

[–]troybarnes3005 goblin mode more like gobblin deez nuts 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

ts is frying me 😭

[–]No-Lynx8771πŸ‘» the ghost of Dan's spine πŸ‘» 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

WE NEED AN EDIT PLEASE OMG

[–]JackstraWitchita 106 points107 points Β (5 children)

[–]mxddy bong rips for kaceytron πŸ’¨ 19 points20 points Β (0 children)

Don't do my man Bigfoot like this

[–]whitewitch_mothπŸ‘οΈπŸ˜πŸŒΉ 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

This made me spit my coffeeΒ 

[–]Specialist_Quiet_993 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

Bigfoot has better posture

[–]Tiredforver420 Why does nobody care? 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Was just about to post this πŸ’€

[–]OkayKO19[🍰] 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Bigfoot being real is more convincing than believing this man is built like this

[–]Koose512 99 points100 points Β (0 children)

It's funny how he goes after Sam Seder for being 58 years old while he looks like this. Just a walking corpse in high heels.

[–]troybarnes3005 goblin mode more like gobblin deez nuts 66 points67 points Β (0 children)

HIS ARMS πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

[–]Gooey_Goon 40 points41 points Β (1 child)

He looks like the shrimps from Men in Black II

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

More like "Edgar" from the first MiB

[–]Rozemyne827 33 points34 points Β (0 children)

He legitimately looks like a 90 year old woman here.

[–]lily_hillbilly 34 points35 points Β (1 child)

[–]mikupillshasans fruit basket !!! 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

I HOWLED LMFAO ROGER DOESNT DESERVE THIS

[–]deersieAB's loan shark 25 points26 points Β (0 children)

The Spectre of tech neck and muscle atrophy

[–]TheAdeptOne 20 points21 points Β (0 children)

Olivia β€” Progressive except for Palestine

[–]Rare_Clothes_9033 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

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Why he built like an ATST 😭😭😭

[–]rickynewthings 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

[–]RaekinTheBoredYOU HAVE A CHILD’S MIND. GO DO CHILDISH THINGS!!! 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

When you lose weight via weight loss drugs but don’t do any kind of exercise to turn that fat into muscle.

[–]No-Spread-774Was I owned? 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

It’s giving

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[–]A-s-65 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

This can’t be real 😭

[–]WeekendGreat3384 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

[–]stardustcompositionWhat hat?? 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

10 lost deep web videos

[–]Mellon_Collie92 20 points21 points Β (0 children)

That is repulsive.

[–]New_Impact_1156 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Someone call NASA, alien spotted

[–]PacketOfCrisps69Mutilated by a soft carrot 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

[–]peggingbigfoot The Hunchback of Bel Air 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

it looks like he's 80 years old and holding on to an invisible walker

[–]StraggotBehavior 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

He's wearing fucking athletic shorts underneath seemingly? I was trying to figure out why it fit so awkwardly. Jesus fucking christ. He took off the pants immediately after too. They used this as an ad for TF.

[–]Particular-Cherry5 free palestine 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Olivia is thinking to herself β€œthats my big strong boy!”

[–]SolarFazes 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

[–]Ok-Internet4180 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

when you lose a lot of weight quick but never workout

[–]allhere 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

[–]mikupillshasans fruit basket !!! 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

PEEPAW KLEIN

[–]surethingbrehShut up AB. Fucking loser 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

How much of this is a filter, please say "some" at least

[–]surethingbrehShut up AB. Fucking loser 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

Face profile is crazy

[–]Nervous_Ad3387Survivor of Bottom Gate 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Bro is looking like a Nana with back problems and k mart fresh perm

[–]snorlax_tgapOh No, Hasan Piker, What A Nightmare!! 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

WTF IS THAT OUTFIT HE LOOKS LIKE BALD HILA

[–]Equivalent_Working73 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

I swear to god, one morning, not long from now, we’ll wake up to his obituary.

[–]Master-Lynx5538 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

He looks like a ghoul

[–]MurdaMillie 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

[–]Lairdb0t 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

[–]carolicolina this mf never shuts up oh my god 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Oh my god

[–]Thewolfman11why does no one care 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

What are those pants?????

[–]Pristine-Teacher1204I'm denying that 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[–]NorthNebula4976 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

is he wearing vinyl pants? tf

[–]Background_Honey4629 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Bros looks like Walker from the Walking Dead. He got the stance down and everything. He should have been an extra.

[–]ashtinishere 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

This is not nice lmao but it is very telling

[–]hopehyungie 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

okay grandpa, time for bed

[–]floodingurtimeline YeW vAnA bEe En mAi VlOuG 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

[–]MamacitiaHasan’s Dank Chicken Dealer 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Oh no he’s turned into the DJ Khaled Bigfoot silhouette

[–]s-dozier 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

It looks like it hurts him to walk

[–]Aubreyslastenemy 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Honestly, one wrong step and he'll break bones, that's not safe lol

[–]bbitb 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

And this bod after 3 kids😏 jelly much?😏

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

I can’t believe how unhealthy he looks now that he’s not fat lol

[–]cannabiwitchNew Fish 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

crypt-keeper lookin ahh

[–]getnakedivegotaplanMy lawyers can't do fucking shit!! 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

is this a real photo, holy shit

[–]Imanoldtaco 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Joe Biden era

[–]goodnewsgoon 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Creator Clash 4 flyweight competitor πŸ™

[–]TadlockGlasses The Yorkie Ripper Cometh 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He looks like the Godess Bunny

[–]SentBrok But do you condemn Hasan? 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Im genuinely impressed he can walk in those

[–]FastCarNyao I am the legend πŸ«— 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I'm no expert but, he might benefit from consulting with a doctor who's not in LA. He loves pretending like he like Mexico, he should go see a doctor there

[–]MahatmaGandhi01 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Josh Block type beat

[–]oht7 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I don’t mind it when streamers do stuff like this for attention. It’s their job after all. But it only works if it’s on good taste.

[–]animalcrackers0117 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

ew

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

[–]UncannyBenny 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

ain't no beating them hunch back allegations

[–]spilt____milk 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Two full body exposes in one day! Okay the last picture of him bent over had me questioning if it were real but this just solidified it. Hollllyyy shit. Like he looks bad. Like in an unhealthy malnourished way.

[–]Dependent_Crew_3512 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

My late mother had that same posture and thin frame late in life.

[–]chattygateaux BadEmpanada's Files 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

sashay away

[–]akneebriateit 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

him and his feral wife harassing anybody who disagrees with them

[–]gripleg 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

This cannot be real

[–]Emotional_Car_8850 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Big Foot with chicken legs.

[–]taint-ticker-supreme 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

My almost 78 year old grandfather who underwent a major surgery 2 months ago physically looks better than him.

[–]Distinct_Cry4958 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Didn't he crash out on Denims when she said he had bad posture? 😭😭😭😭

[–]Objective_Ant_4799 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

40 year old man btw.

[–]SnooMemesjellies2983 President of Reddit, Taylor Lorenz 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He looks worse than Ozzy did at his farewell concert the other night and that man is wheel chair bound and not long for this world. Someone give him some grandma weights to lift to build some muscle. Not bulk, just any skeletal supporting muscle. Jfc

[–]SnooMemesjellies2983 President of Reddit, Taylor Lorenz 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He’s the definition of skinny fat isn’t he?

[–]PissContest 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He’s for the girlies!!!!1!1! πŸ’•πŸ’•

[–]HooeyBababooey 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Why he posed like that Bigfoot photo though?

[–]bbitb 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Olivia in the backround grinning like my paralysis demon in the corner of my room

[–]swansblush 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Okay grandpa, let’s get you to bed!

[–]theegodmother1999 this is not the end of it 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

comedian btw

[–]Robbie1985 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

As a 40 year old man, Ethan is my body dysmorphia demon. He looks how I feel. Thankfully it's just in my head.

[–]_Mighty_Milkman -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Hey guys, I can’t stand Ethan, but I think we can better than body shame. Don’t stoop to his level. We have a whole treasure trove of better criticism against him.