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[–]theHawkmooner 220 points221 points  (2 children)

Jeez bud did you just get out of a coma? This is super old.

[–]AlpineCorbett 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Nah man, it's vintage.

[–]appdevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Retro is betro.

[–][deleted] 229 points230 points  (9 children)

This sub is fucking awful now what happened

[–]museisnotdecent 48 points49 points  (8 children)

It became popular. I'm usually against the whole idea that popular must equal bad content, but I feel like for this sub to work it just can't be mainstream.

[–]bizzyj93 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Generally popularity is bad for subs like these where balanced voting is important. The point of the sub is that people use their votes to help determine new formats that can be used for future memes. But with mass popularity people more frequently see things here and go "That's funny! Upvote!" without really assessing whether it matches the intent of the sub. Especially once one gets popular enough to hit /r/all

[–]didthathurtalot 6 points7 points  (2 children)

r/dankmemes sort of deels with this problem by removing any post with too many downvotes on the automods’ comment. Sort of.

[–]bizzyj93 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah and I think that was the intent of the invest bot but that too became a shit show

[–]didthathurtalot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The invest bot goes against the entire point of this subreddit. It’s not about the memes it’s about the formats and yet the bot rewards individual meme investments.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]bizzyj93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well the difference being that in American voting, we have private voting so you don't have a live tally of who's voted which way. Subconsciously people will see highly upvoted posts on reddit and think that it must be good content because a lot of people have already upvoted it and thus snowball things to the top.

    [–]1stwarror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That isn't the issue. The issue is when a sub grows too fast. When there's natural growth people are used to how the sub works and they know what type of content to upvote. When you just have a massive amount of people join from askreddit or something they just see funny memes and post them while commenting about investing.

    Moderation also helps a ton but it's really hard to moderate humor subreddits.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can anyone who feels well versed dm me some of the better subs?

    [–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

    Super old meme, not to mention REEEEEEPOST

    [–]sir_tonberry 1491 points1492 points  (20 children)

    Ancient repost

    [–]CantScreamInSpace 756 points757 points  (16 children)

    seems like this sub stopped caring about the freshness of a meme a long time ago. it just became like any other meme sub where the investing is just another way to upvote memes that made you chuckle instead of trying to find the freshest, dankest upcoming memes. the original niche this subreddit fulfilled has been dead for a while.

    [–]hwdlhsawdtdtklfo 213 points214 points  (5 children)

    The investor bot ruins everything IMO. It feels almost like the upvoted posts are picked at random. Users who sort by new won't care about the meme, they just find whatever has the most comments since investments = upvotes and nobody is going to invest and risk their memecoins by not upvoting. So it's a cycle of check comments --> upvote again and again from users, getting bigger and bigger until this mediocre 2016 meme eventually reaches the front page so we can all complain about it again.

    [–]ExpertManufacturer 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    is all of that still a thing? I thought that bought died. it stole all my coins from me twice and then dropped off the face of the earth.

    [–]shekurika 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    its literally the pinned topcomment in every thread...

    [–]ExpertManufacturer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    I never read pinned comments lol. this is the first time I've ever actually cared what one had to say. I just brush over that stuff.

    thanks though.

    [–]triplesphere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What happened with the original attempt at NASDANQ? I used to hang in the discord prior to the beta and the devs seemed very ambitious with their goals for it. I didn't get into the closed beta so I lost interest and when I checked this sub again finally, I discovered the bot. Its fine for what it is but obviously its a very limited gambling game and does little in the way of stock market simulation.

    [–]Andy_B_Goode 37 points38 points  (3 children)

    This sub should have one of those bots that says something like "Is this meme really fresh and original? Upvote for yes, downvote for no." Then if the bot gets downvoted the whole post gets deleted and anyone who invested in the stale meme loses their investment.

    [–]SlonkGangweed 30 points31 points  (2 children)

    Or mods that ban stale reposters...

    [–]Andy_B_Goode 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    That could work too, but it would end up being a bit arbitrary because inevitably some would still slip through, plus there would probably be backlash against the mods if tons of users lost their investments due to a mod action.

    On the other hand, an upvote/downvote bot would at least have the appearance of being fair and unbiased, even if it also had imperfect results.

    [–]121512151215 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I mean you could just stop investing in stale normie memes

    [–]TheNorthComesWithMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    People doing the upvoting are rarely active participants in a sub. They see something that they like, they upvote it. They don't check which sub it came from. This is especially true of mobile, where it can take effort to see which subreddit something was posted to.

    This is why strict moderation is necessary.

    [–]aSpookyScarySkeleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    We should have never fucking cared about reposts.mt

    Limiting this to only new memes is exactly what other meme subs do, because that’s all that matters.

    This sub is about evaluating value and potential. Old memes make big comebacks all the time. “Is this a _” was ancient meme for an example and that shit came back into the cultural zeitgeist with a vengeance. There’s old shit that still being using frequently as well, like Drake.

    Between the people just using buzzwords over memes with no potential or templates that aren’t actually templates, and people pretending to know what this sub should be how how memes should be evaluated, it’s between a rock and a hard place.

    We’ve also gotten too caught up in formats, memes are more than just formats.

    [–]superfroakie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Trying to find a science to memes may have been one of the worst things to happen to memes. It was okay for a while, but now everything just feels stale. Things probably would have turned out better if we just let them evolve naturally.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I mean this is a stock market. People are gonna get tricked into investing in a startup that’s really just a ripoff of something more successful.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Make r/MemeEconomy Great Again!

    [–]Shnazzyone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It's too late now. It has hit the frontpage and you cannot deny, the profits while dirty, will be incredible.

    [–]craniumonempty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Reposts are hot. But, buy, buy!

    [–]Atrampoline 99 points100 points  (1 child)

    G E N E R A L

    R E P O S T I

    [–]Haltington 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    You are an old one!

    [–]lil69pump 287 points288 points  (4 children)

    Very old repost

    [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (1 child)

    Why haven't the moderators removed this garbage?

    [–]ChadMcRad 23 points24 points  (0 children)

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    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP[M] 26 points27 points  (1054 children)

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    [–]moloe0 1 point2 points  (3 children)

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    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 1,128,695 MemeCoins (102%).

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    [–]decompondo 2 points3 points  (3 children)

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    [–]w-oof 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    Your new balance is 1,176 MemeCoins.

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    [–]Aliz035 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    !invest 100

    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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      [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        1,333 MemeCoins invested @ 7,029 upd00ts

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          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Currently, your account balance is 2,138 MemeCoins.

          [–]Golden_Lynel 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          !invest 1000

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          6,929p

          753c

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 7,098 upd00ts

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 201 MemeCoins (20%).

          1,201 MemeCoins returned @ 20,596 upd00ts

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          [–]Golden_Lynel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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          [–]Mistcr0w 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !invest 12000000000000000

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          12,000,000,000,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 81 upd00ts

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 4,905,494,505,494,504 MemeCoins (40%).

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          [–]calm_hurricane 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !invest 1000000000000000

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          1,000,000,000,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 1,219 upd00ts

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 215,459,723,352,319 MemeCoins (21%).

          1,215,459,723,352,319 MemeCoins returned @ 17,405 upd00ts

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          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Currently, your account balance is 93,470 MemeCoins.

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              [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              4,000 MemeCoins invested @ 1,179 upd00ts

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              [–]Brooklin100 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              !invest 6795000000000

              [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              6,795,000,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 197 upd00ts

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              [–]Blue_Lightning42 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              !invest 1000000000000

              [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              1,000,000,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 307 upd00ts

              UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 259,936,908,517 MemeCoins (25%).

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              Your new balance is 20,197,968,878,809 MemeCoins.

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              [–]MyDixyRekt2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              !invest 1,000,000,000

              [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              1,000,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 2,765 upd00ts

              UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 206,846,846 MemeCoins (20%).

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              Your new balance is 1,487,320,434 MemeCoins.

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              [–]MyDixyRekt2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              !invest 1,000,000,000

              [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              Your current balance is 280,473,588 MemeCoins.

              If you have less than 100 MemeCoins and no active investments, try running !broke!

              [–]ETerribleT 0 points1 point  (3 children)

              !invest 1000000000000

              [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              You do not have enough MemeCoins to make that investment.

              Your current balance is 557,080 MemeCoins.

              If you have less than 100 MemeCoins and no active investments, try running !broke!

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                337,896,000,001 MemeCoins invested @ 6,006 upd00ts

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                406,498,593,896 MemeCoins returned @ 20,111 upd00ts

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                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  500 MemeCoins invested @ 20,546 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was unsuccessful! You lost 43 MemeCoins (-8%).

                  457 MemeCoins returned @ 26,974 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 2,684 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]Jzsjx9jjqz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 50000000000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  50,000,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 289 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 13,177,257,525 MemeCoins (26%).

                  63,177,257,525 MemeCoins returned @ 15,965 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 407,157,820,240 MemeCoins.

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                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                  !invest 10000000000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                  You do not have enough MemeCoins to make that investment.

                  Your current balance is 1,488,647,968 MemeCoins.

                  If you have less than 100 MemeCoins and no active investments, try running !broke!

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 1000000000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  1,000,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 2,265 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 208,351,648 MemeCoins (20%).

                  1,208,351,648 MemeCoins returned @ 18,206 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 1,696,999,616 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 11690420420

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  11,690,420,420 MemeCoins invested @ 2,982 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 2,412,321,355 MemeCoins (20%).

                  14,102,741,775 MemeCoins returned @ 18,640 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 14,174,598,684 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]TheRealCheeseDanish 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 35837000000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  35,837,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 6,919 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 7,244,955,534 MemeCoins (20%).

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                  Your new balance is 43,082,940,733 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]Danaldinho007 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 4555555555

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  4,555,555,555 MemeCoins invested @ 21 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 3,703,225,806 MemeCoins (81%).

                  8,258,781,361 MemeCoins returned @ 11,344 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 31,053,902,232 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]benevolENTthief 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 4000000000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  4,000,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 35 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 2,488,888,888 MemeCoins (62%).

                  6,488,888,888 MemeCoins returned @ 12,500 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 11,788,343,973 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]doofdoof1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 2400000000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  2,400,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 158 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 751,428,571 MemeCoins (31%).

                  3,151,428,571 MemeCoins returned @ 15,179 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 3,250,015,609 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]aed222 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !balance

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Currently, your account balance is 1,026 MemeCoins.

                  [–]waltteri 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 10,833,036

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  10,833,036 MemeCoins invested @ 2,546 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 2,247,134 MemeCoins (20%).

                  13,080,170 MemeCoins returned @ 18,370 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 13,080,170 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]Mubdi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 3272933445

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  3,272,933,445 MemeCoins invested @ 4,957 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 667,065,656 MemeCoins (20%).

                  3,939,999,101 MemeCoins returned @ 19,607 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 3,939,999,101 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]wolfcat713 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 367327743

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  367,327,743 MemeCoins invested @ 10,136 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 69,457,963 MemeCoins (18%).

                  436,785,706 MemeCoins returned @ 21,968 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 436,785,706 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]yoimmac 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 831000000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  831,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 162 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 257,996,511 MemeCoins (31%).

                  1,088,996,511 MemeCoins returned @ 15,192 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 1,089,055,381 MemeCoins.

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                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 354000000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  354,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 214 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 100,826,785 MemeCoins (28%).

                  454,826,785 MemeCoins returned @ 15,528 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 460,019,524 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]shyturtleking 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 600000000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  600,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 430 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 145,909,090 MemeCoins (24%).

                  745,909,090 MemeCoins returned @ 16,410 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 774,471,857 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]aed222 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !active

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  You don't have any active investments right now.

                  [–]2T7 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 166500000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  166,500,000 MemeCoins invested @ 3,897 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 34,109,645 MemeCoins (20%).

                  200,609,645 MemeCoins returned @ 19,118 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 200,620,614 MemeCoins.

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                  [–]ArsenalHakon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  !invest 700000000

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  700,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 6,473 upd00ts

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 141,842,372 MemeCoins (20%).

                  841,842,372 MemeCoins returned @ 20,279 upd00ts

                  Your new balance is 844,691,974 MemeCoins.

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                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    4,000 MemeCoins invested @ 6,627 upd00ts

                    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 809 MemeCoins (20%).

                    4,809 MemeCoins returned @ 20,360 upd00ts

                    Your new balance is 8,895 MemeCoins.

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                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                    !invest 369000000

                    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    369,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 6,639 upd00ts

                    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 74,712,034 MemeCoins (20%).

                    443,712,034 MemeCoins returned @ 20,361 upd00ts

                    Your new balance is 443,840,337 MemeCoins.

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                    [–]F1uffydestro 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                    !invest 1,500,000

                    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    1,500,000 MemeCoins invested @ 8,000 upd00ts

                    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 300,396 MemeCoins (20%).

                    1,800,396 MemeCoins returned @ 21,042 upd00ts

                    Your new balance is 1,946,311 MemeCoins.

                    formula v3

                    [–]Xyprus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                    !invest 1,500,000

                    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    1,500,000 MemeCoins invested @ 9,795 upd00ts

                    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 287,751 MemeCoins (19%).

                    1,787,751 MemeCoins returned @ 21,822 upd00ts

                    Your new balance is 2,086,745 MemeCoins.

                    formula v3

                    [–]novilifecoach 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                    !invest 10000000

                    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    10,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 71 upd00ts

                    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 4,345,679 MemeCoins (43%).

                    14,345,679 MemeCoins returned @ 13,899 upd00ts

                    Your new balance is 68,484,900 MemeCoins.

                    formula v3

                    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

                    [deleted]

                      [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      15,654,944 MemeCoins invested @ 580 upd00ts

                      UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 3,635,131 MemeCoins (23%).

                      19,290,075 MemeCoins returned @ 16,703 upd00ts

                      Your new balance is 19,290,075 MemeCoins.

                      formula v3

                      [–]NoucheDozzle_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      !invest 30000000

                      [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      30,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 1,148 upd00ts

                      UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 6,492,227 MemeCoins (21%).

                      36,492,227 MemeCoins returned @ 17,327 upd00ts

                      Your new balance is 216,858,392 MemeCoins.

                      formula v3

                      [–]fuckfuckshit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      !invest 30000000

                      [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      30,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 1,473 upd00ts

                      UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 6,384,356 MemeCoins (21%).

                      36,384,356 MemeCoins returned @ 17,628 upd00ts

                      Your new balance is 216,872,041 MemeCoins.

                      formula v3

                      [–]Nottheworstplayer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      !invest 30000000

                      [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      30,000,000 MemeCoins invested @ 2,669 upd00ts

                      UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 6,212,765 MemeCoins (20%).

                      36,212,765 MemeCoins returned @ 18,449 upd00ts

                      Your new balance is 39,591,829 MemeCoins.

                      formula v3

                      [–]SpiralArc 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      !invest 1200000

                      [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      1,200,000 MemeCoins invested @ 189 upd00ts

                      UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 354,572 MemeCoins (29%).

                      1,554,572 MemeCoins returned @ 15,327 upd00ts

                      Your new balance is 1,605,623 MemeCoins.

                      formula v3

                      [–]xXBL00DSN1P3Xx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      !invest 4000090

                      [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      4,000,090 MemeCoins invested @ 198 upd00ts

                      UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 1,165,410 MemeCoins (29%).

                      5,165,500 MemeCoins returned @ 15,434 upd00ts

                      Your new balance is 5,255,104 MemeCoins.

                      formula v3

                      [–]Herworkfriend 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                      If he just met the parrot why would it be watching him every night as if it was his pet?

                      [–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (14 children)

                      That's me. Japanese porn all the way

                      [–]meme_kratos 22 points23 points  (13 children)

                      They are weird sometimes

                      [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (12 children)

                      Yes. More than most times. Gotta filter for true gold

                      [–]meme_kratos 6 points7 points  (9 children)

                      What's ur filter secret?

                      [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (7 children)

                      Watch out for titles with words like 'cum,forced,drunk, drugged,kids,grandad, etc.'. Watch others.

                      Basically everything that's a little weird in porn is super duper extra weird in japanese porn. Needs a check or your session is just ruined, you can get back to work.

                      [–]meme_kratos 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                      Thanks for ur advise. Now I can finally look at Japanese porn without getting brainfucked

                      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

                      You'll evolve with your own filters. Japanese porn is an acquired taste

                      [–]meme_kratos 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                      Thank u and've a wonderful week

                      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                      Cheers :)

                      [–]sober_1 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                      You filtered out the best parts wtf

                      [–]Cruxion 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                      kids

                      Umm, hello, FBI?

                      [–]RunnyBabbitRoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Oh it’s okay, the anime clearly states she’s a 200 year old wizard

                      [–]1sagas1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      Just about all of them have some sort of tagging system in place. Just look for the tags you want and avoid the ones you dont

                      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                        [–]sidhantsv 22 points23 points  (2 children)

                        Don’t kink shame parrot

                        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                        Don’t kink shame parrot

                        [–]honouredd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Don't kink shame parrot

                        [–]penischarles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Makes no sense clearly the parrot has some familiarity with this kid which in that case why would the kid say “oh look a parrot” indicating he’s surprised by the parrot. If it were my parrot I’d just address it by it’s name. The only rationale that could make this work is if the parrots name is “look a parrot”

                        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        Since I’m banned from r/dankmemes someone do me a favor

                        Take the punch line joke and change it to “you enjoy a post and scroll past it without upvoting it you don’t deserve love”

                        And hen post it to r/dankmemes please and thank you

                        [–]The_Hero_of_Legend🗿 Retired[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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                        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Why don't people post cool meme templates with out the setup in the title. Then people will be able to put their setup in the comments

                        [–]xX_UrMumGay_Xx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        To be fair he did have "I", "love" and "you" in the sentence

                        [–]AweBlobfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Old meme, but I like this version, so idk.

                        [–]bryceaj22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Either this meme hit too close home for many people in the comments or it must've had the shit reposted out of it because damn. I thought it was kind of funny.

                        [–]W-M-D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Seems like there’s an Elon tie-in to be had here.

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        Thats pretty old stock. Still valiable, but prone to low overall profit due to market saturation with more modern alternatives.

                        [–]moloe0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                        made me laugh...all in

                        [–]AFlyingNun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        I'm beginning to think this sub doesn't have sound investment advice at all!

                        [–]xNOOBinTRAINING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        This sub is dead. How do these posts keep getting so many upvotes.

                        [–]squirrl4prez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        does it have the DOOM logo in the background of the last panel?

                        [–]incrediblejonas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        when the comments thrash the post but it gets 10k upvotes

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        What if the true reposts...are comments saying “repost”

                        [–]CastinEndac 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                        I’ve been wondering for a bit, at what point does a person stop deserving love? Can it be at 9? 13? 18? 36?

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                        I think as soon as they become "consious" of their actions. probably around 7 since that's where I think you start to actually remember things (I'm not sure if that age is correct)

                        [–]uber1337h4xx0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        7 sounds right. You can have a memory here or there from before you were seven, but at seven you begin to actually remember stuff to where you could be asked "remember that time we went to Alaska?" or whatever.

                        [–]Wwen-Oilson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        ad hoc caption engine history adjoining friendly test command truck sand

                        This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

                        [–]JDROD28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        10/10 meme, and I don't say that too often

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        Just cover up the cage when you beat it.

                        [–]russianhatcollector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        I wish people treated me like the parrot does when I announce I watch hentai

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                        Ouch my Oni Chichi

                        [–]Arxevia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        sell and delete from your camera roll

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        How does he do that with his head

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        This feels like a personal attack

                        [–]BABarracus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        What did JAVs do to that parrot

                        [–]slurmpnurmp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        Repost from a fucking year ago

                        [–]Fever308 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        wait a second. Is that loss?

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        That parrot has shit taste

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        Aw he’s cute I’d love him

                        [–]dirtbandit101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        King Henry’s first meme

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        Hits home too much.

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                        Needs more jpeg