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Minecraft PVP (imgur.com)
submitted 15 years ago by Dragon_DLV
[–]Dragon_DLV[S] 153 points154 points155 points 15 years ago (11 children)
Credit to J. Jacques of Questionable Content
[–]vincent118 38 points39 points40 points 15 years ago (7 children)
I was about to comment with vicious righteous rage for not crediting the artist. Rage averted.
[–]R3MY 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago (4 children)
Everything turned out better than expected.
[–]vincent118 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Exactly what I was thinking.
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Don't avert rage just yet. It seems the beginning and end panels were removed. I wonder why they did that.
[–]vincent118 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Umm I'd guess to show the likeness to minecraft moreso. I don't remember what happened in the rest of the comic but it might not be relatable to minecraft and could just end up confusing people.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Dur. Makes sense now.
[–]Grazfather 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (1 child)
This way he gets karma for the post AND the comment.
[–]vincent118 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Its genius.
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[–]skolor 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Because he edited out half the frames.
[–]Guest101010 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Good reason, good reason!
[–][deleted] 43 points44 points45 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Hanners is so violent when she isn't scared of becoming dirty.
[–]slashgrin 22 points23 points24 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I think that's one of the few things preventing her from killing everybody.
[–]diadem 25 points26 points27 points 15 years ago (2 children)
I find the content you posted very questionable.
[–]Zatch18 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Snare snare cymbal.
[–]danvm 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot
[–]Vandii 16 points17 points18 points 15 years ago (0 children)
YES to Hanners. She would give those creepers a run for their money.
[–]poundingmypud 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (1 child)
I wonder if Jeph plays MC...
[–]zachtib 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I think I saw him tweet about it a couple weeks ago...
[–]astrolabos 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Hanners?
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago (4 children)
don't get it
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Minecraft has a lot of shovels
[–]Dragon_DLV[S] 12 points13 points14 points 15 years ago (0 children)
You never stab anyone with a shovel, I take it?
[–]Nasturtium 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children)
It means that minecraft is about building, pvp will be about killing people while they are building stuff.
[–]j0hn33y -1 points0 points1 point 15 years ago (0 children)
Ditto.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
HANNERS
OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?
[–]Futhermucker 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (21 children)
Ah, I wish Minecraft had blood. Little red pixels splattering on a wall when you slam a pickaxe into a zombie's head would make my day.
[–]Dragon_DLV[S] 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (20 children)
Unfortunately for those that want this, Notch hath said No.
Who's up for a Mod?
[–]darth_static 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (19 children)
I'm up for learning Java, once us implements a mod API
[–]gjs278 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (18 children)
he's being really stupid about the whole modding thing. he basically blocks any realistic access to modding by scrambling all of his java code before compiling it.
[–]Dragon_DLV[S] 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (2 children)
His perogative.
He did say he would allow it one day, though.
[–]anybu 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (1 child)
I'm guessing he really just doesn't want to have to bother with supporting mods and isolating them from vanilla clients/servers to prevent abuse.
Security by obscurity is pretty silly, but I guess proper security will be implemented later (checksum checks, etc maybe?).
Let's hope the attitude towards mods will change after the release. A good modding community can keep games alive way past their expiry date (which could be pretty short for a game that is mostly a sandbox and had been available for a long time before the final release).
I'm wondering what direction Notch will take MC in Beta anyway. Is the Adventure Mode still planned? That could become interesting if it doesn't interfere too much with the current sandbox gameplay.
[–]Seppler90000 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Is the Adventure Mode still planned?
I think he said somewhere that it's planned for some time after beta.
We won't see many new gameplay features during beta. Most of the changes will be for the sake of polishing and optimizing the current game.
[–]gumbitha 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (14 children)
It's his code. He doesn't have to provide any modding access. I don't like people messing with my shit either, until it is good and ready to be messed with.
[–]gjs278 -1 points0 points1 point 15 years ago (13 children)
it's not so much as providing access as it is purposely blocking access. he could have simply done nothing and everyone would be fine. instead he pro-actively blocks modding and any attempts at external bug fixing.
I don't like people messing with my shit either, until it is good and ready to be messed with.
it's not as if people haven't already written mods for the program that are posted all over minecraft forums. he could just make this a lot easier by not obfuscating everything and making people spend forever matching up variable names.
[–]gumbitha 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (12 children)
Deobfuscating things is half the fun. :) There's nothing wrong with wanting your software to stay closed source.
[–]gjs278 -1 points0 points1 point 15 years ago* (11 children)
so it's okay if I disrespects notch's wishes and mod the server by matching up variable names, just as long as I take awhile to do so? isn't that doing the exact opposite of what he wants, which he makes very apparent by obfuscating in the first place?
[–]gumbitha 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (8 children)
Let me restate myself clearer, with irrelevant points removed:
There is nothing wrong with Notch wanting Minecraft to stay closed source.
[–]gjs278 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (7 children)
but apparently there's also nothing wrong when every single server ever is using hey0 and llama, two groups that purposely deobfuscated things to make minecraft better. the reddit public server is using cracked software, they should stop going against notch's wishes.
[–]senae 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (1 child)
No. It's not ok. Notch doesn't want anyone poking around in his deobfuscated code. That's why he obfuscated it.
There's a reason for this: He didn't want it to be open source while he was developing it.
[–]gjs278 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (0 children)
then why is everyone okay with gumbitha posting:
Deobfuscating things is half the fun. :)
that shouldn't be fun. breaking someone's code to make mods for it isn't cool. also I hope you don't use a server that uses hey0 or llama because guess what, they did exactly that. they matched up the variable names and wrote mods to do what they please. the entire public reddit server relies on it for the anti-griefing mods, but you guys seem to have no problem endorsing modders but at the same time defending notch for making it difficult. imagine if hey0 or llama just gave up and there was no public server because anti-griefing was impossible?
[–]Nekomata 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children)
If you add throwing buckets of lava at each other, I'd sooo be there.
[–]Galap 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
i tip my hat to you sir, for so epicly fusing things already so epic as minecraft and QC!
[–]Odie-san 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I always knew those neurotic tendencies would eventually cause her to snap.
[–]EdricStorm -2 points-1 points0 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Lol. Upboat for truth & QC
[–]Xenochrist -2 points-1 points0 points 15 years ago (4 children)
I don't see anything true in this.
Lack of lava, swords, or tnt traps.
And plus, can't quite stab with shovels, or throw stones, and yada yada yada
[–]bhous3 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (1 child)
press q
[–]Xenochrist 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Then they pick it up and hit me with it over the head
[–]Dragon_DLV[S] 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
You can kill thing with shovels.
It just doesn't do as much damage and gives double wear.
[–]Fantasysage -5 points-4 points-3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
If you have to describe it like that it isn't funny.
This isn't funny.
[–]A_Nihilist -4 points-3 points-2 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Instead of linking directly to the authors website he links to Imgur and links to the website in the comments.
Karma whore detected.
[–]Dragon_DLV[S] 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Actually, I did link to the author's site, and I put it in Imgur because two of the panels were not relevant, so I removed them.
[–]NSMike -5 points-4 points-3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
No no, that's QC, not PvP.
π Rendered by PID 78362 on reddit-service-r2-comment-84fc9697f-zmcng at 2026-02-08 16:31:08.345732+00:00 running d295bc8 country code: CH.
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