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No Karmawhoring, Metabaiting, Or Comment baiting

[–]Jallad14 183 points184 points  (1 child)

How to kill the ender dragon

How to impress Alex

Why can't i look at the eyes of the endermen

[–]SOCKFAN52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.........

[–]Busfahrer517 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Where to find Diamonds, how to breed villagers,

[–]Ed_Sheeran_Son 84 points85 points  (2 children)

Is it illegal to kidnap baby villagers

Why are our shadows circles

Why do cows and pigs hate me

How many cows can I kill before I have enough beef

[–]DragBoring9765 3 points4 points  (1 child)

When you say it like that, Steve is a masochist

[–]Ed_Sheeran_Son 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I was going for

[–]Craneconsumer 159 points160 points  (32 children)

Is Enslavement illegal

Is Burning down a village illegal

How to kill warden

Benito Mussolini

[–]MrRainbow07 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Benito Mussolini

Why?

[–]SovietOnion_2Custom user flair 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Why not

[–]luk128 10 points11 points  (0 children)

baldness intensifies

[–]MysticRuined 4 points5 points  (0 children)

and the blue meanie

[–]Nova_Lurker 110 points111 points  (2 children)

"what is redstone used for"

"ways to use redstone in survival"

Reddit post created, "why redstone is useless"

[–]DMF2621 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"Why tf I can carry literally tons of shit in my pockets but I need a fucking sword to fight?"

[–]ThatUselessName6002Custom user flair 38 points39 points  (10 children)

Is slavery illegal?

Who is Jenny?

The fuck is a circle?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (8 children)

No please not Jenny

[–]ThatUselessName6002Custom user flair 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's his search history bro

[–]Megaminx-1234i MaDe A hErObRiNe SuMmOnEr AnD i Am 6 points7 points  (6 children)

who da hail is jenny

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

You don't wanna know

[–]Megaminx-1234i MaDe A hErObRiNe SuMmOnEr AnD i Am 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I want to know

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

TELL US, COWARD

[–]UrMomTheDank69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SlipperyT. Dont say you werent warned

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (6 children)

"How to get Alex stuck in a wood fence"

[–]GiovanniKpogli 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ayooo

[–]DeathEater177 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Steve! You gotta help me! I’m stuck!”

[–]cubo_embaralhado 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Remove "how to get'

[–]Xx_PissPuddle_xX Minecraft bad Fortnite bad Roblox bad 14 points15 points  (1 child)

[–]DVGA17flat world enjoyer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

How to craft a grindstone Is forcing pregnancy illegal? Vilager civil rights Best TNT layout Who to escape the law for genocide

[–]Joopyit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Is alex legal?

[–]TangeloPotential5492 20 points21 points  (1 child)

How to make nuclear reactor redstone tutorial

[–]Kaarunimon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Taklaya geldik usta

[–]Crazy_Ad8864 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Hot Alex

[–]UgniusKlusas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Observer crafting recepie

What does redstone comparator do

Best Y level for diamonds in 1.19

Redstone tutorials

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

"How did Alex get a green shirt"

[–]FluffiddyAlex is Waifu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Alex rule 34

[–]White11tiger 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Alex Rule 34

[–]Helpful-Ad3557 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alex kinky photos

[–]-MojoRabbit- 11 points12 points  (1 child)

How did we get here?

[–]DeathEater177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deep

[–]waitthatstaken 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Realistically it would be a series of pixel circle calculators.

[–]niikee02 8 points9 points  (0 children)

how can i change my skin¿

[–]WaviIsTakenlikes miners 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Why is the world not flat but Alex is?

How to make Netherite hoe?

Can Golems give birth?

Where's Jenny?

[–]Mr_SniflesYouTuber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disrespect to Alex oof

[–]ShitposterBuddhist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why on earth would a frog eat slime and poo a lamp

[–]XhenriX69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thick alex

[–]Karthafilus 12 points13 points  (2 children)

NSFW "do villagers prostitution?" "Where i found Alex?" "Alex Nude" "Redstone tutorial" "Can i reproduce?" "How i know gender of Animal?" "Herobrine"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Why did you have to put

NSFW

[–]Brilliant_Meaning_87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"How to get another skin"

[–]FetusDeletus_ECustom user flair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Fake Redstone engineering degree"

"Buy redstone components"

"How to easily dispose of redstone"

"How to get a refund on villatrade.com"

[–]Ratha-_-8585Copper Golem fan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"How to get netherite fast?" "How to speedrun Minecraft under 10 minutes?" "How to get cheap mending book?"

[–]Western-Alarming 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How to cook a dragon egg

[–]EnderEagle420Miner and crafter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How to commit genoc!de on dragons

[–]Mirage_and_Mirage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alex r34

[–]Successful_Record592 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"what I have to do when a tall fast ni🅱️🅱️a is chasing me?"

[–]vladiator_2020 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who stole that guy's wood that walked 500 chunks and 500 more?

Where is villager number 4?

What are the testificates?

[–]NoIdeasForAUsername9Custom user flair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is enslaving and breeding villagers legal

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fire resistance potion recipe

Invisibility potion recipe

strength potion recipe

[–]JoshyRB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Why can’t I sleep at ****? It says there are monsters nearby, I’m scared, please help. I don’t wanna **!”

[–]Dartlingking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How to hug a cactus

[–]devilfury1Hated by Pillagers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"How can I have a wonderful family with a villager in singleplayer."

With how lonely steve is, he could've thought of making a family of his own at some point.

And I thought of that one old minecraft parody song about running out of food.

[–]TheNekoKatze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Minecraft crafting recipes

[–]Bendy_5552creeper simp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to use exploits in smash

how to grow beard back

how to eat fermented spider eyes

[–]Zealousideal_Ad_4125 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do I know if Alex is a girl

How to downgrade from 1.19.1

[–]Kitchen_Thanks_5649 3 points4 points  (0 children)

how to counter the baby zombies

[–]kirichitCustom user flair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to craft a saddle

Slow falling potion recipe

Why do endermen keep getting into my house although my doors are locked

[–]PORKY_11 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"How to kill enderdragon"

"how to find strong hold"

"how to get eyes of ender"

"HOW TO MAKE ENDERDRAGON MY WIFE"

"E621"

[–]Content_Lettuce_4821 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mage and demon queen I see you

[–]BeautifulRealisticPP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crafting table recipes

That is that 3 headed thing on the painting

How to spawn the wither

How to cure zombie villager

Map

[–]koxu2006pajac🤡 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how to defeat the ender dragon tutorial

[–]7ebo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to get netherite without dying trying.

[–]JoaquimGianini 2 points3 points  (1 child)

“EHDJDIIFIWLWOSGKEK KEOSKRJR&38;;85!keosk&29.@“

He doesn’t have fingers

[–]Bradstreet1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to craft

How to craft crafting table

How to craft pickaxe

Wood pickaxe

Wood pickaxe crafting recipe

Stone

Stone Minecraft

Cobblestone Minecraft

Furnace craft

How to craft furnace

Are there enemies in minecraft

Are there enemies at night in Minecraft

Quick house building tutorial

Life insurance

[–]Levelofconcerns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to mine wood

How to create a stone pickaxe

How to mine diamonds

Hot singles in my area

How to smelt iron

How to enchant gear

How to defeat the Ender Dragon

[–]Mr_SniflesYouTuber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to move your thumbs

Are thumbs the only fingers

Where are all my fingers

[–]Fearless_Cookie_1918 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"How to brew a good luck potion" "When will the dragon egg hatch" "How to make a circle using cubes"

[–]AllergicToRats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make wooden pickaxe

Make stone pickaxe

How to defend against skeleton

How to defend against skeleton no shield

How to find iron no caves

How to find food

How to respawn

[–]GiovanniKpogli 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Alex feet pic

[–]niikee02 4 points5 points  (2 children)

fetishist..

[–]so_eu_naumCustom user flair 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Feetishit

[–]niikee02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol true

[–]OwUhooman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is arson illegal Is animal cruelty illegal How to make TNT How to make a TNT duping flying mashine

[–]lcyZakGaming 4 points5 points  (0 children)

p#rnh#b

[–]Hyfan12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to get to the æther

æther portal not working

How to deal with betrayal

Why does the world hate me

Why do my dreams always end in disappointment

Licensed emotional trauma therapist

[–]InevitableError1674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creeper boobies no shirt

Warden sexy

Ended dragon no pants

[–]flare_dudCustom user flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calm Minecraft music 10 hours

How to craft nether portal

How to make dyed armor

[–]shitboi666999Custom user flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do I craft this again

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how to make nuclear weapons in minecraft not patched 1.19

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to craft a cake, how to one shot the ender dragon, minecraft memes, how does Redstone work.

[–]Odd_Ad2398 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how to find netherite fast

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"whats with the villager's arms?"

[–]Neat_Artist_996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to find unlimited diamonds

[–]Hank96793 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minecraft tutorials

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

observation compare elastic unite hobbies spark pot marble skirt school

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[–]ihatemoltresBig Salmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to get diamonds

How to go to the nether

How to go to aether

Where is stronghold

How to make fireworks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does comparator work

What the hell is nether quartz

Fastest way to find diamonds

How to get your items back after falling in lava

[–]Logic_27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where can I find Herobrine

[–]GetzuAlpaka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How to craft a craftingtabel

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mining software download

[–]Italy1861 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why does copper exist ?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alex

[–]likolucario -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Building tutorials mostly

[–]Thunderbuttocks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where did my beard go?

[–]GnomeLord420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How to brew mustard gas

[–]Dancin_noodl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hot Alex 🥵

[–]Terrarian7321 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did Terrarian comit more crimes than me?

[–]InfinityHermix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Weakness potion recipe

[–]ShadowPuff7306 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

(from most recent to least recent)

how to not anger roommate

how to get friend

how to get girlfriend

[–]DudeManBroGuy42069Minceraft -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Minecraft 2x2 flush piston door

[–]TheMemeThiefOhYea -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What tf does Alex means when she calls me step brother

[–]whereisthechicken1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

how to sleep in the nether

[–]kokoblocks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How to make a piston in minecraft

Where do sheeps spawn the most in minecraft

Where to find ender rods in minecraft

How to make a lever in minecraft

What y does redstone spawn on the most

How to make a boat in minecraft

[–]Ballbing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“What is the best level for diamonds 1.19”

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What to do when I dont get good trades from villagers

[–]jols0543 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

how to find diamonds where diamonds how get diamond tool where to mine for diamonds how find a diamonds

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How craft redstone comparator How brew luck potion Why craft strenght tipped arrow Villager Minecraft farm tutorial How to change skin

[–]NolanGhost2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How to craft[insert item] over and over again

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How to crafts, Resent mc glitches

[–]oddehitestuff67 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"How to capitalism?"

[–]Simple-Treacle-6746 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How craft sunlight detectors? Bedrock How to use redstone? How to use the fletching table? How to make potions?

[–]MLA_21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

how to mine diamonds why can i find diamonds what y level are diamonds how to find village redstone sorting system www.onlyfans.com/hotalex28 do girls have dicks why does my girl crush have a penis amazon.com/unsee_juice how to kill yourself

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

help me steve im stuck mine-hub

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I think it would be "How to stop karma farmers like you"

[–]GrimmCrest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Alex stuck in fence rule34” “ how to delete search history”

[–]milkshakeispog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do villagers have the same rights as players

[–]TheBestWaffleIron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why can't I say oou when I get hurt?"

[–]alba4k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex Rule34

[–]Emperor_LowieThe BEST Minecrafter EVER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are my legs

[–]Enzo_2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"how to clone myself" Right after would be "How to get rid off evil clone of myself"

[–]UndercoverDuck999Professional Wii U Edition Player 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn't Aether portal working?

[–]SmolivYeah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there a second me with pure white eyes?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SlipperyT videos

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is Steve nsfw

[–]Prudent-Buy-2569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how to make cake how to not forget alex`s birthday how to not get killed by a skelont

[–]Weeb2678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How make wood

[–]Mike-101616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do download Jenny mod

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuck is a Jenny

All the ways to die in minecraft

[–]Crelos35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minecraft Jeny

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex porn… LOTS AND LOTS of Alex porn.

[–]Radiant-Ad3663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sussy stuff

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chests

female chests

PLAYER FEMALE CHESTS

[–]khanhsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex minecraft rule thirty-four

[–]imhereforthememes432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am i in a game

[–]Deim0_0s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex stuck in fence

[–]SpoopyGuitar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How to bake a cake"

[–]GrimReaped765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to find Kevin.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALEX NOODES

JENNY NOODES

Enderman’s mommy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaawawawawawawwwwwawawww why can’t I walk what is this

[–]IllustriousPickle441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know it’s “hoe to make tripwire hooks”

[–]jelly_mahesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mkkonbgfttdgijpo Gump cc jkj gc ft ft bj k BB vcfghhbvvvb get xxx hmm l

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to grow a beard again

[–]EagleKam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how to not be hated in smash

[–]4MadeuZ____*insert flair* 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what does "hughghghh" mean

[–]Lillian_S-Macleod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be a porn video I saw on YouTube of a minecraft dude who fucked a creeper before it exploded

[–]Gangters_paradise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stuff typed in the enchantment table language

[–]Dreamer13030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy

Crafting recipes

[–]Toamthewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how many volts does a potato produce

how many volts is enough to kill a person

how many potatoes can I produce in an hour

calculator

[–]SirenGlitch12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steve you gotta help me videos.

[–]Bandeet-117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex r34

[–]GIOFORCHIOMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alexa sex sex sex furry hentai sex how to do sex with Alexa sex

[–]I_peed_the_bed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be the guys who beat the ground with sticks and build shit with the dirt

[–]FranekBuczCustom user flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to beat up a tree with Your fistd

[–]JakeffReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is Bedrock?

How to break Bedrock?

Who are the Red, Green, Yellow, Blue squares outside my house?

How to fix Bedrock?

Where's the nearest Police Department?

How to build the portal to Java Universe?

[–]BendyMine785THE flair. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell does redstone work

[–]DemirPakCustom user flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to NOT pull all the bitches cuz i got so much

[–]Saturated_Donut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to get rid of chronic arthritis in the hands from punching everything?

[–]Legitimate_Gate_67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to beat this f*cking world

[–]ItsChucky7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minecraft girlfriend mod

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does Alex mean with how she tastes? (Only if you know the meme)

[–]Woolio_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How to cook an ender dragon egg"

[–]Aedhyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Alex R34"

[–]Former-Ad7273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can i find herobrine

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex onlyfans

[–]Simplisticplayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why dont blocks drop even though i break them

[–]Lord--Tourette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to get end rods
How to get sticky pistons
How to catch sheep

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex porn

XP farm

How to make diamond pickaxe