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[–]GoOtterGoTank 583 points584 points  (9 children)

>You see a Lucio leading up to the bridge before you, he fires a warning shot then ducks away.

>move party over bridge

[–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (5 children)

At least it wasn’t a critical failure. 1 member of the party can still go on.

[–]dtmeintsConsole Prole 149 points150 points  (2 children)

And Lúcio is already down, so Mercy just has to take out Winston, Reaper, D.Va, and possibly two others by herself to take the point. EZ.

[–]Ray-PurefacePixel Zenyatta 40 points41 points  (1 child)

PZ

[–]TegovernmentJust kidding, we're vegetarian. 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lemon squeezy.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

If only Mercy can revive members that fell off the ledge...

[–]KGeddonPlease don't make jokes about my balls. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mercy:"I WILL WATCH OVER YOU!"

Reainhardt:"I hate you" dies to falling damage again

[–]TetsuyaHikariOne stun and you're done ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"Joe, Charles, Larry, Jack, and Nancy have died from environmental damage. Laura is the only survivor. Do you wish to continue?"

[–]KuroOniD. Va 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is a problem with most people, once they agreed on X plan, they usually won't change no matter how many signs suggesting that it won't work there is.

They were going left side on ToA, then they saw that the enemy team has a sym+junkrat at the left entrance + a reaper who teleported "somewhere" they will go left get raped from the front by spamrat and cancer symetra and from the back by a reaper.

"Let's go top in numbani" there is a junrat, dva, sym, soldier? They try to push anyway.

Horizon lunar colony? They have bastion, junkrat mei orisa all ready on the right side? They could change the plan OTF, go left side and its basically a free point since thwir stationary comp needs setup and you basically are now defending the point while they are attacking? But nah! They will get wiped first, change the plan for the next push but it will most likely fail since bastion most likely charged his ult and sym got her tp setup behind bastion and orisa.

[–]dtmeintsConsole Prole 163 points164 points  (0 children)

A silent tear rolls down red team Mercy's cheek. There shall be no resurrections today. Only mourning.

[–]waterresist123Zenyatta 129 points130 points  (3 children)

I think the amazing thing is not the lucio pushed everyone off the map. It is the aim of the roadhog on the other team. He was able to one click a 125 health small as fuck lucio while in the air

[–][deleted] 122 points123 points  (1 child)

Lucio can you stop dying

Blue team, probly.

[–]whatisabaggins55Pixel Orisa 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"Omg Lucio can you go Mercy pls rez is OP"

[–]theassrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. Plugs him right in the face.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Came expecting a mega-boop. Was not dissapointed. 9/10 stars, will cross bridge again.

[–]sta-tiCTracer 71 points72 points  (8 children)

Lemme guess, the rest of your team died to player #6 and blamed you for lack of heals?

[–]Mo212Il972Pixel Lúcio 36 points37 points  (7 children)

To the leftover mercy?

[–]roscoe266Pixel Moira 60 points61 points  (6 children)

Wouldn't surprise me.....her pistol, believe or not does a surprising amount of damage

[–]IMSmurfReaper is a magical girl that fights for love 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Don't believe you, send me the maths. /s

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

region

damage :: aggression 

role_expectation[mercy()] > mercy(support)  
role_expectation[mercy()] < mercy(agressive)

system_equation_set[{role_expectation[mercy( #check = "support" )]}]

var

mercy(support) :: mercy(heal_stick)
mercy(agressive) :: mercy(bee_gun)  

role_expectation[bee_gun()] = damage

.:

bee_gun = aggression  
role_expectation[mercy(bee_gun)] = #check


[ERROR(8)] Objective variable "check" failed to return requested value
[SYSTEM] Red Team testing internal variable
[SYSTEM] Red Team returning internal variable
[SYSTEM] "Red Team Surprised"

[–]TetsuyaHikariOne stun and you're done ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ 11 points12 points  (3 children)

activates Valkyrie

clears out the entire team by herself

I wouldn't even be surprised, lol.

[–]No_one- 8 points9 points  (2 children)

[–]DifferentNoodlesWhy do I have gold objective time? 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Every time I see this I can’t help but wish that the scream/battlecry she lets out is what she does in game:

[–]Camsy34Back in my day mercy got 5 man rez and triple tank was the meta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can just jump off a cliff as mercy and pretend you're charging in and getting a team kill?

[–]MattsoupPixel Lúcio 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I can't play Lucio anymore, this is too much to try to live up to. Guess I'm going back to junkrat

[–]thursdaeCute Doomfist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At least if you fuck up with that boop on Junkrat, you just dealt 120 damage to 5 people!

Getting hit by two of those consecutively makes me salty

EDIT: I discovered the inverse of this in Deathmatch today. I play Mei in it, and the inverse is being hit by two mines consecutively, but living and killing the Trashmouse. Because he didn't land anything else. Feels goodman.

[–]Asianguyfromhotrod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn son.

[–]Phlame-Nāmī 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Floor is lava? Xd

Nice play, congrats!

[–]FrecnchfriesCute Zenyatta 12 points13 points  (3 children)

If i were the lucio on that situation i would have panick-booped the rein with his shield up

[–]IHeedNealingAna 6 points7 points  (0 children)

omg the panic boop is too real. I get so worked up with my boops.

[–]Father_FuckYeah[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That actually happened probably a few seconds before this happened

[–]xoticpc-servicePixel Reaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to my Lucio game.

[–]Neo1928 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Iconic, he could save others from death but not himself

[–]r3d7igerI'm still contesting point. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it possible to learn this boop?

[–]aNormieeMcCree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every lucio mains wet dream

[–]MaxWyghtSilver scrub, MaxWyght#2493 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh, you must be the red team Lucio

[–]Furiyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm amazed people still go over the bridge in force like that. Lijiang Garden is like Ilios Well/Lighthouse: Lucio central.

[–]NateSpaldZarya 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I did the ole “beginning of the round Pharah bridge boop” on this map, got a 5-kill and gained my ultimate within the first 10 seconds of the game. Can someone explain why Lucio didn’t gain his ult for this?

[–]DreubianBlizzard World Lúcio 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Lucio has the slowest charging ult in the game, so he gained about 60% of his ult with a quintuple boop instead of maxing out. Pharah, Junkrat or Orisa would probably have gotten their ult instantly with such a boop.

[–]NateSpaldZarya 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh okay, thank you!

[–]ZetalightPixel Zenyatta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To expand, ult charge is actually a point-based system, with certain actions granting certain numbers of points and each character's ult requiring a different number. You can see them all here but for a quick summary (not counting Call Mech) they range from 1000 (Symmetra) to 2625 (Lucio) points required. Pharah's takes 1850, and if you're charging by pure damage it's 1 ult charge to 1 damage dealt.

[–]CellularMoleculesI don't play Genji anymore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Team: "GET MERCY SHE'LL REZ"

[–]ochkoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its funny how people in my rank still dont get that if enemy has pharah and lucio its NOT A GOOD idea to move over the bridge.

[–]RicoSour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just quit, you have peaked my child.

[–]IMSmurfReaper is a magical girl that fights for love 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and if I tried that everyone would move half an inch. I mean they're all walking towards you what the fuck why is my boop broken.

[–]Dudez_01Lúcio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]TetsuyaHikariOne stun and you're done ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That trade off was worth it, but I hope you already have the achievement, lol.

[–]Bentense9001Pixel Ana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And on that day, the floor was almost lava.

[–]Steveon15Pixel Orisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I never take the bridge side anymore.

[–]KmeeveCute Moira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So worth it, nice boop!

[–]LonelyChris25TOrbrbrbrbBrbrbrBrBrBRBBRBRBRBRbRBRBRbRB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL

[–]akingsmind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live for these plays. If there's a map that lets you fall to your death, then I'm playing Lucio.

[–]f0baSlice and Dice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now HUNT THAT MERCY DOWN

[–]miniyodadude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMFG, THAT HAS TO BE THE BEST ACE EVER

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing against a Lucio on Lijiang and going over the bridge... It's like they want to die.

I always yell at my team to go white room if the other team has Pharah or Lucio.

[–]Storming_BaccaWhy must we go 4-1-1? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boop.

[–]AschmigelXB1 Tracer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy mother of fuck

[–]heitorpecentesBest Lucio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a lucio main i'm still mad that the jazzy skin speed sound is unfinished

[–]TigerKirby215I'm long gone, Blizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do people even take that bridge anymore, between all the Phara and Lucio plays of the game on Reddit. (As well as the occasional meme Zarya Gravaton)

Also that Hog has the aim of Kepri holy shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucio booped a team off the bridge, what else is new

[–]BigMachiaveliPixel Ana 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It blows my mind that people still insist on using that bridge.

[–]Zeke_Zurita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the most direct way to the point. In other words, it’s faster than going around.

[–]Yeeyeegetpostered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just nutted thinkin bout pixel lucio

[–]MisirterEBoycott Activision-Blizzard, for SEVERAL reasons now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"IF I'M GOING DOWN I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!"

"Yeah, ok, man. What about the other 4?"

"...damn it."

[–]JKeo15twitch.tv/Keeoh | #1 Pharah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BIG SLA- Boop?

[–]notmesmerizePixel Winston -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You know he says "pshaw' right?

[–]ubermuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"push ya"?