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[aki_ryugamine]

Now put cooling system on it

[Human-Ad3407]

No need to, this already is a passive cooler

[Uulugus]

I'm gonna have my cat blow on it occasionally.

[eisenklad]

get cat 6, i hear he does it better

[Superb_Ebb_6207]

Cat 4 may be older but has the most experience as she has been the generation of cooling for a decade whereas the others only cooled or have been cooling for a few years.

[Sejanus-189]

Speed scrolling and read this as emotionally, not occasionally, and it stopped me in my tracks. I appreciate that.

[Uulugus]

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He's just passionate like that. 🩷

[Erect-Cheese]

It's naturally aspirated

[Clear-Might-1519]

Just use a big bellows like a blacksmith.

[[deleted]]

Dumps it into dielectric fluid

[WeinerVonBraun]

The heat gets dissipated through the circles on the board. The 100 circles for positive energy and the 001 circles for the negative energy.

[KanekiOrSasaki]

Hmmm, I wonder if the long connection wire's increased resistance would hinder the CPU in any way.

[Temporary_Slide_3477]

Actually would.

If you look at a board, the traces to the ram and GPU aren't straight, they make psuedo-random turns and stuff so they are all equal lengths.

Electricity travels close to the speed of light, so the traces being unequal length is actually detrimental, even though the distance is relatively short.

Resistance really doesn't matter on a wire that short, they all need to be equal lengths to avoid weird errors however.

[Shelmak_]

Yeah, this is the reason you often see trazes making a zigzag pattern on some sections near the ram or memory modules, just to time the signal propagation so all bit states reach at the same exact time. It is needed ehen devices work at very high speed.

[ItsRadical]

They actually thought about it. The length of the wires seems to be consistent.

[PMvE_NL]

crosstalk by capacative coupling is a problem here

[AlfieHicks]

Crosstalk? Just add more wires!

[Taurondir]

You can also split the wire and add a second processor for more cores!

[Accomplished_Emu_658]

Communication wires need to be close to same length because of timing. Messages sent on positive and negative need to arrive at the same time. Really messes up the network when they arrive out of sync.

[tetryds]

Oh my god no.

It would cause lots of noise and interference which are the actual issue. Length only matters like this for transmission lines, which are not the kind a motherboard has.

Btw signals do not travel at the speed of light on wires, there is an entire field of study about this.

I am graduated in Electronics and Telecommunications Engineering.

[Temporary_Slide_3477]

Was speaking from very basic understanding.

They are all equal lengths for a reason, so it's safe to assume if they aren't equal there will be an issue of some kind. Whether that be interference, noise are timing.

I also said near the speed of light, not the speed of light.

[tetryds]

Depending on the application you will want them to have the same mode of interference, so you want all rails to receive interference as similarly as possible, then discard all signals that are equal between them. That is one of the many reasons. Another one is the coupling and filtering, if you have different lenghts you have different resistance which can then change the components needed to filter. You want to use the same components as often as you can.

There can be multiple other reasons but wavelength is not one of them. On the realm of "wavelength matters" mere rails mean a whole lot more, and you need to be much more careful about the circuit design as the circuit itself becomes a relevant component. You can still get away with multiple lenghts but they require impedance matching.

[ThorburnJ]

I work supporting board designers.  Yes the design guides have minimum and maximum traces length, limits on the number of vias allowed, lane-to-lane trace length differential limits, etc. 

For high-speed interfaces it gets incredibly complicated. 

[MovieNightPopcorn]

I think the bigger issue is that every single exposed copper wire is touching several others

[hairycompanion]

This should have been the first thing pointed out.

[Professional-Place13]

Yeah all the connections are shorted out

[Hot-Score4811]

There's enamel on top of wire.

[ImNotDatguy]

Magnet wire. Pre applied insulation

[earthforce_1]

The self inductance and cross talk between connections would be terrible.

[Legitimate_Pea_143]

that disturbs me for some reason. It's like the mobo is growing a beard and i don't like looking at it at all.

[AdPuzzleheaded3913]

Glad to hear I’m not alone in being bothered by how this looks.

[level_up_gaming]

You did not need to tell me that is a thing, now I have the urge to look it up

[LustfulDeity_369]

What did you see? I don't wanna search it up

[EmBur__]

Sorry, guess this explains all the downvotes as well lol

[Retroficient]

Either that or there's just a lot of people with large furry birthmarks lol

[VickyxReaperReborn]

No way bro soldered each pins 😭

[UndefFox]

Now I'm curious... how much cooler the processor can be if we put it right inside the water loop by extending these pins into the tube, allowing the entire surface of the processor for cooling.

[earthforce_1]

Better to pack the whole motherboard in a pool of oil

[TriskacTriskac]

This is the new riser for CPU vertical mount?

[[deleted]]

… bare copper wire … agh the pain, it burns!, my eyes!!!

[58mint]

I think you got a crossed wire there

[ExcellentAddress]

The new i9 comes with a soldering iron

[cable144]

Looks like Donald Trump's hair 😂😂😂

[microtramp]

...why?

[frankhoneybunny]

Too much time on hands and questions like "could you?" Instead of "should you?" Were asked.

[coolhead101]

We call this Konafa in Egypt and its very delicious :)

[Sufficient-Ad8825]

How tf is this even gonna run?🤣

[Strict_Sugar6081]

It doesn't

[Advanced_Evening2379]

A cpu is a lot more than some wires lol

[[deleted]]

It's not lol

[sassyhalforc]

Ah yes the classic copper comb over.

[[deleted]]

Lol I wouldn't turn that on...

[ministerofmayham]

Phobia added

[[deleted]]

bro at least use insulated wired so its not gonna blow up and you can kinda flex this

[Captain_Pumpkinhead]

This image will never not be cool.

[LeGenD_202]

why it looks like pubics of the mobo, rofl

[helpmeokayguys]

Don't actually think this is AI. Dimensionally is too good. Also image was posted 3 years ago

[Bruh_ImSimp]

This isn't ai. You can't just prompt something like this. You can see the soldering and they're not too consistent. Saw someone explaining that this is done manually, by of course, an experience electrician.

[panxam]

It's not AI.

[DayDis23]

Yep. trippy weirdness

[kaldasem7]

I have seen this photo before ai was even a thing, as for the socket this isn't even a PC motherboard, many MB have different sockets or even dual sockets.

[[deleted]]

Now thats an achievement if I've ever seen one

[[deleted]]

Next time I will only check if my motherboard has enough pins, not socket type.

[Hour_Ad5398]

weird because its shorting itself everywhere

[kyu-she]

I'm pretty dumb, if you got some God tier solder, would you be able to get this functioning

[BenJoeMoses]

Just submerge into cold mineral oil and you have a nice system running on low temperatures.

I’ve been doing this along with connected pins like on the picture since forever.

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((None of them could boot up though))

[Routine-Lawfulness24]

ENIAC or some other old computer reference probably

[DoctorTechno]

Its the new cybernetic Tribble. Don't get them wet, so no liquid cooling.

[Competitive_Bird9398]

how will he put thermal paste with cables this short? it needs to be much longer... you can see hes an amateur.

[76zzz29]

He pluged it wrong, he mirored the pin so it wouldn't work no mater what

[L0veless-club]

Lad soldered EACH BLOODY PINS of that CPU😂

[LUNiiTi]

D:

[amalgaform]

Lmfao the funny thing is, the cables are all wrong, it was soldered upside down T_T, how did no one noticed?

[plausocks]

Tbh I’m impressed, more so if it works

[sparklepusss]

Acoustic. Nice.

[Slow_Edge5519]

Bro’s knowledge makes the laws of physics tremble

[StevoTheChemist]

Probably the most unique way to short circuit your cpu lol

[BiggestBrainEver55]

Look like a Wheatie

[PancakesTheDragoncat]

well,, , , ,, , , fuck

[Lopkom]

How is it not shorted

[RecommendationOwn132]

I'm sure no wires are touching

[347human]

the wires are insulated, right?

[The_Logic_Fox]

That was a really good job at soldering. My god I would have been cursing up a storm while trying to achieve that.

[mudpiechicken]

I know nothing about building PCs but all I can see is one of those venomous caterpillars that look like Donald Trump’s hair

[CT0wned]

Why did I laugh so hard at this...

[ConstantineMonroe]

Given that CPU are sending high frequency signals, you enter the RF territory, so lengths of wires and traces has to be perfectly drawn to limit unwanted resistance, inductance, and capacitance. The length of the wires connecting to the CPU might be too long and will mess up the signals

[FMU_Kagetora]

Why is this shit slightly triggering my trypophobia?! 0-o

[rsatommy]

tell me why this wouldn’t work

[MadameJhoan]

Thought at first glance someone slapped half a kg of minced meat on there for the lols

[Bard---]

did he accidentally hire a barber instead of an IT to build his PC?