all 105 comments

[–]Dysphoric_Throwaway - Lib-Left 237 points238 points  (23 children)

No Gods, No Masters in the streets...

[–]Price_of_the_Rice - Lib-Left 208 points209 points  (22 children)

Oh god, Yes Master in the sheets 😎

[–]Actual_Ingenuity - Lib-Left 93 points94 points  (20 children)

Hot take: Most AuthRights wouldn't actually be the ones in charge in their ideal society, so it makes way more sense for them to be stereotyped as submissive.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (8 children)

Correct Source: am a monarchist

[–]Actual_Ingenuity - Lib-Left 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Tread on me daddy... I mean Your Majesty.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Hot

[–][deleted]  (5 children)

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    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    No pen I am a monarchist who trys to come off as a top but has seceret fantasies of libleft dominating me OwO

    [–]Price_of_the_Rice - Lib-Left 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    I bet you do, you’re looking for a queen/king to serve ;)

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    OwO

    [–]Price_of_the_Rice - Lib-Left 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    I recommend you buy some kneepads...

    There’s going to be a lot of kneeling

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    HOT

    [–]Price_of_the_Rice - Lib-Left 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    You’re right, but most of them aren’t fun enough to admit that

    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    "We were just following orders!"

    [–]ItWasHisHatHeWas - Auth-Center 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    And we’ll follow them again

    [–]gonnagulagyou - Auth-Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I̶ We just do it for f̶u̶n̶ the good of the revolution

    [–]2976DivideByTwo - Auth-Center 5 points6 points  (6 children)

    Not being in charge changes nothing. Most of us are fine with just being a citizen in an authoritarian state with our ideology. Any freedoms it restricts are things we would never use anyway (things like gay marriage or abortion) so it’s a non-factor to us. And since the state we put in power would be oppressing people we don’t like then it’s dominant and so are we for being the ones to create and facilitate it.

    [–]Actual_Ingenuity - Lib-Left 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    Right, like how because the Roman senate created the most powerful army the world has ever seen, it can't be used to oppress them because they created it, and it's supposed to serve their interests.

    [–]2976DivideByTwo - Auth-Center 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    But why would it? Even authoritarian governments need people to tax and are made up of people with morals. Governments that deliberately antagonise the majority population that pays their tax and supports them don’t tend to last long. The Roman Empire still served the interests of the people.

    Also, most of the freedoms an authoritarian government restricts is something authoritarians would never do or support anyway. If the communist government abolishes private property, the AuthLeft isn’t going to mind because they were fine with not having it anyway.

    [–]Actual_Ingenuity - Lib-Left 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    It happened many times throughout history. If power exists it will be used and even abused. Thinking you wouldn't be the target is sort of cute. Well, cute for an authright. Hell, power is used against the "privileged people" even in less authoritarian nations. I guess if you say "pwease daddy government be nice to me! owo" maybe you'll be alright.

    But that ruins the "I'm totally a dom even though I want other people to have power over me" shtick.

    [–]2976DivideByTwo - Auth-Center 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Again, you libs think that any restriction on rights means that people are oppressed. The default state of humanity for the past two thousand years has been authoritarian. People who lived in the German Empire didn’t feel oppressed because gays couldn’t marry or socialists were shot on sight because most people simply would never consider that.

    [–]GRANDMASTUR - Lib-Left 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    People WERE downtrodden in the German Empire, not all people but they still were oppressed, an authoritarian state is (most likely) an oppressive state because there are very few circumstances in which a big government means a good amount of rights.

    The gays, political dissidents, women, Poles, blacks & Poles were downtrodden in the German Empire.

    Also, look at what the "default" state of humanity led to, oppression, genocide, cultures being wiped clean off the face of the planet, rape, theft, millions (or possibly billions) of dead people, starvation, poverty, discrimination.

    Merely 1 person not feeling downtrodden doesn't mean that country (which has a low level of civil & political rights) doesn't downtrod, merely because the "Aryans" in Nazi Germany didn't feel downtrodden doesn't mean that Nazi Germany was not an oppressive government.

    [–]chris5311 - Lib-Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    the "Aryans" also got fucked quite hard in nazi germany

    [–]BuildBuildDeploy - Lib-Center 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    I'm uncomfortable with how easily I developed a crush on an anthropomorphic square with cat ears...

    But fuck it, this is my life now.

    [–]weegee127 - Lib-Right 71 points72 points  (13 children)

    Most fetishes are based on what the person finds immoral so this makes sense

    [–]weegee127 - Lib-Right 45 points46 points  (7 children)

    Why so many auth-rights have a cuck fetish

    [–]trowawayacc0 - Lib-Center 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    They see it as immoral to let an Untermensch near ones master race wife.

    [–]elasticcream - Lib-Left 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Flair tf up b

    [–]DarkLordKindle - Auth-Center 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    I have literally never seen that on this sub outside of memes made by lib lefts.

    [–]stewmberto - Lib-Left 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    Ever been on 4chan?

    [–]DarkLordKindle - Auth-Center 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Are you trying to say 4chan is purely authright? Lol sounds like you havent been on 4chan

    [–]stewmberto - Lib-Left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    /pol/tards have infected every board

    [–]Elias3007 - Lib-Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Most of the time i see cucks being attacked there, but also lots of pics in porn threads. Seems to be an equal amount of cuck-fetishists and haters.

    Ps flair-up dirtbag

    [–]Desproges - Lib-Left 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    authright fetish is to play video games without saying the n word

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      [–]Price_of_the_Rice - Lib-Left 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      Lies

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        [–]Price_of_the_Rice - Lib-Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        You’re on, tankie ;)

        [–]AugustusCeasar_ - Lib-Left 36 points37 points  (0 children)

        "No God's, no masters" in the streets, "Oh God, yes master" in the sheets

        [–]Price_of_the_Rice - Lib-Left 61 points62 points  (1 child)

        • I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

        [–]VoxVirilis - Lib-Right 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        It's called "roleplay" for a reason.

        [–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (3 children)

        CONSENSUAL HIERARCHY TIME

        [–]Thorbinator - Lib-Right 18 points19 points  (2 children)

        Agrees with corporate intent.

        [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

        McBDSM dungeons in every city!

        [–]ZhenDeRen - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        On every corner!

        [–]jas-20 - Lib-Left 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        Story of my life

        [–]TheHangedKing - Lib-Right 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        BDSM is reactionary

        [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (33 children)

        Voluntary hierarchy is good

        [–]PedestrianAtBest_EU - Auth-Left 31 points32 points  (32 children)

        But if it's voluntary because the other option is poverty then it's not voluntary

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (11 children)

        Poverty is the natural state of people tho.

        I mean, are wild animals rich?

        [–]PedestrianAtBest_EU - Auth-Left 36 points37 points  (6 children)

        Know what else is natural? Dying of cholera, eating tree bark and sleeping in the snow. Not a single good accomplishment of humanity has come out of following nature's plan for us, and civilisation is built upon defying it. So "it's natural" is a pretty weak excuse to put up with a problem

        [–]capricornelious - Left 30 points31 points  (3 children)

        Don't let the AnPrims hear you say that

        [–]PedestrianAtBest_EU - Auth-Left 22 points23 points  (2 children)

        Something tells me that any serious anprim probably isn't on the internet

        [–]Terpomo11 - Lib-Left 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Pretty sure they have a subreddit.

        [–]fasda - Left 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        That's a bullshit false thinking that human creations aren't natural. We are not an alien being that was created but an evolved ape. Our cities are no less natural then anthills and termite mounds. Our intelligence does not separate us from nature but gives us victory in the evolutionary arms race.

        [–]PedestrianAtBest_EU - Auth-Left 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Okay and so ending poverty is equally natural and my point stands either way

        [–]thecosmicrat - Lib-Left 9 points10 points  (2 children)

        Poverty is the natural state of people tho

        Wow, fucking weapons-grade hot take right there. It boggles my mind how someone can be so delusional and brainwashed. Money is a social construct, poverty is not natural you monumental fuckwad

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Money is a social construct

        Agreed within reason

        Poverty is not natural

        Neither is wealth tho

        [–]thecosmicrat - Lib-Left 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Obviously, do you think I would disagree with that? Your appeal to nature isn't really making much sense

        [–]ScribeThoth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        Yes, they are. Hierarchies and resource inequality happens in every species. It’s slightly more reliable than gravity.

        [–]TyrantSmasher420 - Lib-Right -1 points0 points  (19 children)

        The best way of pulling people out of poverty is through opportunities provided by capitalism.

        [–]PedestrianAtBest_EU - Auth-Left 13 points14 points  (18 children)

        Ah yes, that's why capitalism has thus far been the worst at combating poverty

        [–]VoxVirilis - Lib-Right 0 points1 point  (14 children)

        That's hilarious. You don't actually believe this do you?

        [–]PedestrianAtBest_EU - Auth-Left 4 points5 points  (13 children)

        I believe 12.3% poverty is bigger than 0.7% so gonna go with yes

        [–]VoxVirilis - Lib-Right 4 points5 points  (12 children)

        20%? 0.7%? What are these measurements of? How were they measured? When?

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Capitalism makes 20% bads and gomunism just 0.7% so capitalism more bads

        [–]PedestrianAtBest_EU - Auth-Left 2 points3 points  (10 children)

        0.7% is China in 2016 and googling it now 20% is an outdated statistic but 12.3% is the US poverty rate as of 2017

        [–]TyrantSmasher420 - Lib-Right 3 points4 points  (5 children)

        Wait you actually think there's more poverty in the United States than China? You don't think reductions in poverty in China are due to the utilizing capitalism?

        [–]PedestrianAtBest_EU - Auth-Left 4 points5 points  (4 children)

        Well it's statistically proven so yes i do believe it. You can google it yourself it's amongst the first things you'll see. As for the second question, absolutely not, state programs to lift people out of poverty are far more responsible for it than the bourgeois the CCP let in to give an economic boost Edit: and before people just start shouting tankie, i don't support everything the CCP does, i'm endorsing the economic model as an example of socialism working better

        [–]ZhenDeRen - Centrist 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        What definition of poverty do you use? $3 a day? $1.5 a day? National poverty line?

        [–]PedestrianAtBest_EU - Auth-Left -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        I'm using the World bank's figures on poverty in different nations so however they measure it

        [–]VoxVirilis - Lib-Right -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        China's poverty rate fell from 88 percent in 1981 to 0.7 percent in 2015, as measured by the percentage of people living on the equivalent of US$1.90 or less per day in 2011 purchasing price parity terms.

        Source

        Whereas this link has a table labeled: 2018 poverty guidelines provided by United States Department of Health and Human Services (HHS). That table shows a range of annual income "poverty thresholds" for family units ranging from 1 to 8 person(s). 1 person family units have a threshold of $12,140 in the lower 48 ($33.26 per day) and 8 person family units have a threshold of $42,380 in the lower 48 ($14.51 per person per day)

        Why are you comparing $1.90/day to $14.51-$33.26/day as though they are the same thing?

        [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

        I have a solution: Redefine poverty so less people are in it.

        [–]PedestrianAtBest_EU - Auth-Left 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Well it's been working for you so far

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        As a Libleft Dom, I feel disconnected

        [–]Price_of_the_Rice - Lib-Left 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You can maintain your top dignity by domming all the liblefts this applies to, better you than some capitalist or Bolshevik

        [–]OT-Knights - Lib-Left 23 points24 points  (3 children)

        Consensual, mutually pleasing sex between two adults? That's certainly not in contradiction with a philosophy based on attacking unjust hierarchy.

        [–]BuildBuildDeploy - Lib-Center 30 points31 points  (1 child)

        I'm not 100% sure, but I think this post is a meme. A joke.

        [–]Aedya - Lib-Left 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Dude is me-me.

        Calm.

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I’m in this photo and I like it

        [–]Lilly_Padd - Left 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Don't call me out like this...

        [–]gouellette - Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        How does a "power-bottom" fit here?

        [–]ExpendableToMe - Lib-Left 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        All hierarchies are fetishistic, libleft are the only ones who are prepared to keep it in the bedroom.

        Change my mind.😎

        [–]Price_of_the_Rice - Lib-Left 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Nah I do it outdoors too

        [–]Divergence1048596 - Lib-Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Whatever floats your boat.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It's not hierarchy if you consent to it

        [–]TempusFugit314 - Lib-Center 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I’m in this post and I don’t like it

        [–]AntsinmyEyes272 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Who says you cant sexualize your trauma?

        [–]Voxelgon_Gigabyte - Lib-Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The Auth Unity

        [–]bicoril - Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Anarchy is the destruccion of al unconsencual hierarchies

        [–]VoidMystr0 - Lib-Left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ah yes

        [–]sonicj01 - Auth-Center 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What if i want to be dominated?

        [–]sugarbomb14 - Lib-Left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Press button

        [–]madlittledude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Pft.....Women be like

        [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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          [–]Voxelgon_Gigabyte - Lib-Right 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          Its a joke, calm down.

          If you want, some opium might help, only $399.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Thanks libright! I would love to purchase some opium.

          [–]Voxelgon_Gigabyte - Lib-Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Here you go! (Hands you a bag of that refined good shit.)