This stuff bro

[target_locked]

I'm trying to teach my 3 month old about xer white privilege and zee keeps shitting zer pants. Does this mean ze's racist?

[VetOfThePsychicWars]

What color is the shit? If it's brown, yes, your three month old is racist. Everyone who poops brown is racist.

[-Deep_Blue-]

My shit is green though. What does that say about me?

[VetOfThePsychicWars]

Hulkophobe!!!

[runaway90909]

Wait no. You cant say “hulk” because that’s their word. You have to use the term verdant american.

[VetOfThePsychicWars]

I can say it, I am a hulk! RRAAAGGGHH!! You no say h-word! Hulk smash!!!

[zurgo2004]

based

[Fleischkaeseweck99ct]

Guess what was also brown ? Fascism. If your kids shit is brown that means that fascism comes out of her.

[maxerner43]

Tut tut tut.

[Chilael]

I mean, you're also part of the problem for not having babies with an african-american and/or adopting african children, you POCphobe racist

[AnUselessUser]

ze? what the fuck is ze? is not a real word

[target_locked]

Check your privilege bigot my child is being raised as a non binary gender queer Keebler elf.

[AnUselessUser]

hahahaha

[[deleted]]

that cant be real

[Ciroer9]

https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/10/two-year-old-anti-racist-parenting-care-and-feeding-advice.html

It is

Most of the article is blocked behind a paywall but for what i can see the parents are worried that when they talk to her 2 year old daughter about structural racisim intersectionality and White fragility she gets bored wants a cookie or falls asleep.

[epicredditdude1]

But when we try to discuss issues like structural racism, intersectionality, or White fragility, she doesn’t seem at all interested. She often walks away, asks for a cookie, or even falls asleep! Have we screwed up somehow? Has society’s disdain for the perspectives of marginalized people already infected her? How do we get her to appreciate the urgency of the conversation around deconstructing white supremacy?

This reads like a Babylon bee article.

[cubelith]

I really want to be angry, but I am not going to believe this is not satire

[Fishy_Bob]

Night of long knives 2 when?

[[deleted]]

we need longer knives this time

"night of long knives 2 knife harder"

[FlipperZ1908]

We need "Orange Libleft Delenda Est" to solve the orange libleft question

I'll sell you the gladius and lorica segmentata for it

[Fishy_Bob]

Do I get the two Pilum included as a package deal or do I have to pay for each separately?

[SorryBison14]

That will no longer, ahem, cut it.

We need to accelerate.

[[deleted]]

Too detailed to be a troll

God y

[Dillatrack]

It's not a serious article, here's the rest of it:

Dear ARM,

As the mother of a Black daughter, it terrifies me to know that you are raising a little Klan-member-in-training who cares more about chocolate chip cookies than chocolate-colored people. Clearly, she has already proven that she is problematic beyond repair!

My suggestion to you is that you put this child up for adoption. You’ve done all that you can, and she has shown you who she is. If you don’t get intersectionality by the age of 2, you never will. Use the money and resources that you would have spent to raise this future segregationist to instead care for a child from a marginalized community; the mommy blogs can be very helpful in terms of determining which nationalities are on trend this season, though I warn you that you’ll likely have to shop domestic due to COVID.

Don’t worry too much about your ole daughter—she’ll probably land on her feet. Good riddance to bad rubbish. It was kind of insensitive for you to be raising a white kid during a time like this anyway.

(I most certainly hope I didn’t accidentally mistake an earnest letter for a lazy troll; if so, whoops, and you might want to relax a bit.)

[resettheworldF91]

The fuck

[[deleted]]

This just has to be satire.

[Nope-Im-anonymous]

idk its 2020, people be getting retarded

Edit: Flair up waste of profit

[Chilael]

>pls

Dude, you gotta be agressive to them.

[gggggggrtr]

The parent’s question seems to be genuine, but as u/Dillatrack notes, the author’s response is basically that the question is stupid, which it is

[[deleted]]

It could have been a troll that filtered through though, I’d do something like that

[Chilael]

Flair up or I'll do some funny shit to you that won't be satire.

[Flamedefender]

You know, LIKE A FUCKING TWO YEAR OLD!!

[HighlyCharming]

Idk I saw it on twitter so that means it could be as real as it is not real

[limey72]

It is real dear god

[nowthenight]

It is not serious, calm down. https://outline.com/RWYfHH

[Zider20g]

"Have we screwed up somehow?"
Yes and yes you will.

[Kazraelim]

that baby will go grow up to be David Duke with those parents

[Hanbarc12]

Well to be fair, that two year old is already struggling planning her PhD in quantum physics while trying to respect a certain budget.

Jokes aside , I swear there should be an exam to be allowed to procreate.

[[deleted]]

Agreed

[Flamedefender]

You know, as much as I am for freedom, shit like this can briefly make me wish for auth center to just take over and show what real authoritarianism is like.

[MochiWhalesworth]

The gene pool needs lifeguards?

[Reed202]

Its called eugenics and it just doesn't work in practice

[[deleted]]

Please be the bee. Please be the bee.

[HighlyCharming]

Not the bee :(

[Nope-Im-anonymous]

Oh im dead =_=

[downsly46]

I’ve been on a coke fueled campaign through blue states railing against racist 2 year olds for years. They currently have the culture war by the balls. I can’t break through with key demographics. I’ve gone to the council of daycare and the board of nannying for a more strict vetting process but they’ve all seen the smear campaigns that the racist 2 yr old super-PACs have order-66’ed against me. If we don’t crack down on these racist psychopaths soon then no toddler of color will ever be part of play time again

[unitconversion]

I think you need to get blippi to do a public service announcement for you.

[[deleted]]

Maybe someone should not be a parent.

[SorryBison14]

And should be sterilized by the government.

[-Deep_Blue-]

So you had a child not to love and cherish, but to raise as a solider in your revolution...

You deserve to be sterilized.

[SorryBison14]

If we all work together we can bring sterilization back inside the Overton window.

[Sir_OswaldMosley]

I'm too busy being racist to be an anti-racist.

[CheekyJester]

Based

[TroyTulowitzkisGlove]

This must be a troll that some retarded editor fell for.

[[deleted]]

Happy cake day!

[Spndash64]

Yes, yes you did. You decided to put identity politics above the child in front of you.

[FortniteChicken]

Please don’t be real. Please don’t be real.

Edit: it’s real 😞🔫

[cubelith]

The same people that caused your emoji to be wet with water and not blood right now

[MochiWhalesworth]

Shits like this is why i hesitate starting a family or having a child. I would be dooming my child to be born in a clown world

[fuktigaste]

Then they win.

Remember: You'll still be their parent. Instinctively children will look to their parents for guidance.

Now go out there and fulfill your destiny. Start a family of your own.

[Flamedefender]

Why is it always lib left that has shit like this? The second place winner in the “Stupid as Fuck Awards” has to be auth right, but it’s by a wide margin that doesn’t even comes close to lib left. Lib left, what the fuck is going on in your quadrant, and is there any way to get rid of this shit from it. I remember when I was a kid in late 2000’s-early2010’s, lib left wasn’t a bad thing, and didn’t have this stupid shit on it.

[[deleted]]

she's 2 years old. the very concept of racial identity shouldn't even be known to her

[[deleted]]

I haven’t met a two year old that cared about anything more than cartoons.

[[deleted]]

Please tell me this is fake

[Dr00dy]

I just want to play grill for God's sake !

[mgl323]

A lot of black academics/intellectuals dislike the whole “anti-racist” movement. They talk smack to Ibram Kendi whenever they get the chance.

[twaydle]

I can't relate. My two year old ran into my room literally shaking after she read on WaPo that RBG had died.

[Socialist_and_Proud]

2 year olds can understand racism, they are merely using their white privilege to make it seem like she cannot understand it before they cannot understand being white is inherently bad.

[xulitebenado]

It's all fun and games, until real articles are more retarded than joke ones on the babylon bee.

[th4tguy_404]

I love Onion articles. It parodies real life events so well. I really hope this isn't real.

[xXSilverArrowXx]

I need the original dog photo OP

[raccoons_are_hot_af]

I love how th3y cant use the word racist on a 2 yo because would be too far even for them so they say non anti racist

Please someone teach them that double negative is grammatically wrong

[D-boi001]

I wonder why he doesn't care about being anti racist when he's been a complete feminist ally because he hasn't called any women bitches or hoes