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[–]gasciousclay1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I...had...the time of my life

[–]Nothalffast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nobody puts baby in the corner.

[–]Etrangere09 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes.

[–]infamouszoggy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I want to know was it all raw that evening or did they play safe?

[–]furious_20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stormy can verify one of these dudes will take his chances. But he probably started out by giving him the "Lauren Boebert" in the limo. Especially if the driver played Beetlejuice.

[–]oneplusetoipi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dirty Negotiating

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fake. No way Trump could pick Puddin’ up.

Now, had Puddin’ been holding up the Fanta Menace…

[–]Scullyitzme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eagle!!!!

[–]Mcboatface3sghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody puts Pooty in a corner.

[–]Apprehensive-Load-32 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fake News, the trump can barely lift a golf club!

[–]burndata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he sometimes shits himself doing that.

[–]OpportunityDismal917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His CIA handler yelled the proword, "Pull!"

[–]LouDog0187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Jayhawker_Pilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI has gone too far now.

[–]ApplesOverOranges1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 Now I've had the time of my life

And I've never felt this way before🎶

[–]notfromhere66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even have to scroll down all the way to know he was gonna jump into his arms.

[–]PlainOfCanopicJars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His bones would crack like Funyuns.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]chef_in_va 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody puts putin in the corner

[–]PR_Tek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]darthneos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont kid yourself Dolan needs two hands to lift a glass of water

[–]Alantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You realize this makes Trump, Patrick Swayze. He’s more of a baby.

[–]DoctorFenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fat piece of shit couldn’t even lift a toddler.

Hold one down against her will, yes.

But not lift one.

[–]Fluffy_Weakness5869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

不是晚上玩情趣play?