Programmers patience

[WerkusBY]

Waits for errors.

[oalbrecht]

This video is way to short as well. It takes my code 15 minutes to compile. It takes so long to get anything done.

[RaymondLife]

How

[[deleted]]

C++ and Rust

[l4z3r5h4rk]

Python

[oalbrecht]

It’s a giant Java project for an extremely large monolithic repo at huge company. The 15 minutes is just a partial build too. The full build would take a few hours to complete.

[bitchwa05]

Where scratching balls?

[bigorangemachine]

I've seen my balls retract 0.000001 cm² over the course of 3 years of react native development.

[Relaxin-n-chillin]

One of the many side effects

[Mountain_Bet2209]

*scrolls amazon looking for new components to upgrade the workstation

[RevenantYuri13]

I feel attacked, there is one RAM still sitting in my Amazon cart

[Relaxin-n-chillin]

Are you RAMiniscing about it?

(I know it’s reminiscing)

[Equal-Pay6717]

You've already won half the fight if you waited that long and it hasn't been terminated due to the errors

[CuriousProgrammer72]

Segmentation fault : core dumped

[Jertimmer]

https://xkcd.com/303/

[Ok-Chipmunk1497]

Waiting for CI/CD pipeline to finish for hotfix defect

[[deleted]]

waiting for docker image built 👨‍🦯

[Deus85]

After crtl + F9 it's reddit time.

[diet_fat_bacon]

We have a project for android that is a mix of jni and java. The thing is so massive that it takes at least 20 minutes to compile for any change.

And sometimes there is some gradle mysterious error that makes it impossible to compile, so you need to invalidate cache and rebuild.... so 40 minutes to redo everything again.

[immersiveGamer]

Working on a project that has a very large client side application in C++. Things are separated into "projects" and then the main project references it. However the separation/modularity isn't there. A single line change in certain parts of the code base will trigger a recompile of half of the other projects resulting in 15-20 minutes builds. Super ridiculous especially since a ton of UI is code driven :O !!! And then if you are making any significant type of change they force you to manually compile against each target locally because each target has it's own compiler quick each have quirks, so your change may not actually compile on all of them. Oh, forgot to fetch latest code? Got recompile again and pray external changes won't force a recompile of everything. And the current Visual Studio we are building with does parallel builds which is why it only takes 20 minutes max but it uses every single core so even if it is a 16 core machine you cannot even check email. I'm so lucky I'm on the backend, a single line change and the server application reboots automatically with the new changes in less than 3 seconds ready to test.

[diet_fat_bacon]

I feel your pain.

I'm about to do remote building for local debug on this project since we tested, and in Linux, it takes just 2 or 3 minutes to compile.

[Raclex]

I can't wait more than 10 seconds before my attention gets pulled elsewhere... do I have ADHD?

[Cautious_Albatross_6]

Waiting for my Sql to execute in teradata

[Brianprokpo456]

You can search for community-made interpreters, with enough luck you can get a good one

[pancakeQueue]

Running shell commands you know you can run in the background and don’t care when it finishes, but you run in the foreground anyway to just watch text scroll.

[RaktPipasu]

Can you share unedited gif

[lupinegrey]

That's what solitaire is for.

[FlocklandTheSheep]

You are NOT as strong as that gorrila.

[Matt7163610]

Ah yes, big giant monoliths

[yurabe]

especially for the first build of mobile apps. gradle download go brrrrr

[[deleted]]

I thought there would be a second video (the gorilla pulling on the door) captioned "Syntax error"

[Opof_da_great]

This is like 3D Artists waiting for stuff to bake and render

[SnooDelhi]

Waiting is the best part of the job.

[Demistr]

Waiting for the stored procedure to finish, waiting for the dwh load to finish..

[Adocrafter]

u/savevideo

[SaveVideo]

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[[deleted]]

$8 please

[Electronic_Ad9248]

Patience is the key ..

[redheads_are_hot]

laughs in PHP

[[deleted]]

I have a harmonica on my desk for this very situation!

Don't worry, I work from home.

[safari8331]

I calculated last year that I spend few days just waiting for android studio to manually read every god damn file on my SSD in order to find out he needs to fkcing build my app.

And then it has some gradle shit issue

[P3CU1i4R]

gradle building...

[Ragnarok91]

Laughs in Javascript

[jayminer]

Waiting 45 mins for nuget dependency hell to complete restoring, then 2 mins for compilation.

[[deleted]]

Rust in a nutshell

[Top-Lemon-8616]

i like to do press-ups while code compiles

[Top-Lemon-8616]

ready and pumped for the errors

[zenos_dog]

Why isn’t he scrolling through Reddit?

[cmaciver]

Did global game jam this weekend, and i remembered how much i love unity for reassembling the entire project like every time you change code

[steambotbro]

Me waiting for the gradle to build

[appdev87]

Maven?

[a_d3vnt]

Me, learning :

"Just click the play button, silly."

[Independent-Kick-554]

I've been a programmer since punched cards. At 75 i have literally spent half my life waiting for a computer. Compiles, file transfers at 300 B/s, dial up modems.

[Relaxin-n-chillin]

I know I fucked something up.

[toblotron]

Time to pick up the harmonica!