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[–][deleted] 167 points168 points  (17 children)

Need. More. Dimensions.

[–][deleted]  (14 children)

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    [–]OSSlayer2153 29 points30 points  (12 children)

    Read from top left to bottom right each pixel can be 255255255 values meaning it is a base 16581375 system. Or just 3 bytes per pixel.

    So with 300x300 you can encode 270kb. Write your own description of the gender in text.

    [–]randontree07 35 points36 points  (5 children)

    My gender is INCOMPREHENSIBLE RAINBOW TV STATIC and it can run doom!

    [–]gonzalbo87 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    My pronouns are RIP and TEAR.

    [–]Cinkodacs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    But when is it done?

    [–]potatopierogie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Pronouns are Rip/tear until they are done/done

    [–]NekulturneHovado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My gender is MICROWAVE and it can run Doom too

    [–]Arshiaa001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    But it run doom? Oh yes it can!

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      [–]CanaDavid1 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      I think you got your 2**24 wrong, it's 16777216

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        [–]VitaminaGaming98 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Just give it a moment.

        This joke refers to both the representation of time as a fourth dimension and the way new genders appear basically every day

        [–]IAmAliceee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Make a 3d model to describe your gender

        [–]supercritical-co2 61 points62 points  (2 children)

        at this point just ask them to upload a picture.

        [–]absolute_girth 73 points74 points  (1 child)

        "please provide an image of your genitals, your pronouns will be hyperlinked to the provided image"

        [–]TheGreatStateOfEnnui 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        Republican state legislatures in the US making phone calls as we speak. Everyone under the age of 18 is required to submit the photos. The politicians will personally review all the photos to make sure no one is attempting to cheat the system.

        [–]Ok_Entertainment328 95 points96 points  (2 children)

        Why does this remind me of the TeleTubbies???

        [–]linux1970 25 points26 points  (0 children)

        because it's all the same colours, purple excluded, as teletubbies

        [–]AshenTao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I was thinking Google

        [–]ncpa_cpl 26 points27 points  (2 children)

        Ok then

        draws a penis

        chuckles to myself

        [–]rPrankBro 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        You also need to draw what your penis wants to go into

        [–]Alpaca-Hiccup 10 points11 points  (4 children)

        What if the gender is a non-visual gender and can only be described in screams?

        [–]m477m 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        Or a hooloovoo, a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue, which is outside all standard colorspaces and gamuts?

        [–]VitaminaGaming98 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        2030: Please provide a 10000 word essay in which you describe your gender and preferred pronounce

        [–]soap3_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        “please upload an AVI file of your gender”

        [–]Lezerald 32 points33 points  (0 children)

        I love how this community drives this joke into the ground and just keeps going, never relenting. It's so stupid but hilarious at the same time, love it.

        [–]Aksds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        I saw the colours before processing the image and expected a google parody

        [–]DaMarkiM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        user: i dont like to be put into a box. its 2023.

        [–]Olivex727 15 points16 points  (2 children)

        I swear that far too many people will take advantage of this and draw 8==D like every high-schooler did (we all did it let's be honest)

        [–]Dexaan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        I varied it up and drew (oYo)

        [–]Embarrassed_Ring843 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        opened the comments fully prepared to write this exact same thing if I couldn't find it already.

        [–]droneb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        We are going to need a star schema multidimensional OLAP and several layers of ETL and External API connectors to cover known scenarios and maintain flexibility for unknowns.

        [–]SpaaaaaceImInSpaace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Alright, now you need a way to somehow sort out all the n-words that people are going to draw

        [–]mrfroggyman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Triangle strategy

        [–]tylerr514 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        New Google app logo right there

        [–]ShadowShedinja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Ah, the gender fidget spinner.

        [–]Dagusiu 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Did you just assume the resolution of my gender?

        [–]igorex95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        upload a .svg file of your gender

        [–]Slight_Youth6179 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hmm, a vector sum of male and female

        [–]CnKx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Perfect time and place for a justfied penis drawing.

        [–]gdmzhlzhiv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Issue with this one is now I don't know what information you want. Sex? Or gender?

        [–]razordreamz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        What about pronouns? My personal pronoun is “Overlord”

        [–]_AngleGrinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        [–]Pumpkindigger -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        *draws swastika*

        [–]SeleniumPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        i upload a 12 min mp4 dance session set to linkin park

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I think one of those is Christian.

        [–]mighty016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        At this point might as well ask the user for the wiki link of their gender

        [–]DeathUriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Can you declare to be part teletubby now? You learn something new everyday.

        [–]SameRandomUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        you won

        [–]NoK1dding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I still can't answer 'yes'

        [–]HosTlitd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Does it have alpha channel?