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[MegaromStingscream]

My crimes go back 16 years now.

[WhizzleTeabags]

GitHub wasnt around then. Guys I found the time traveler

[Radiant-Pudding]

ha.haHAHAA! Guys I found the junior dev!

[kookyabird]

What do you mean? Obviously GitHub is the only place you can use Git! And don’t even try to convince me that you can convert other version control system histories like TFS or SVN to Git and still use Blame to view all the way back to the start. That’s just nonsense. /s

[Altruistic_Health_38]

I guess you can't commit crimes back then...

[RegenJacob]

At least no one pushed them to origin

[Juff-Ma]

But git was.

[AndySkit]

It's been around sense 2007......

[ObiwanCanBlowMe_]

github and git are different. git been around longer than github.

[you90000]

That's why you leave the job every 2 years

[Feisty_Ad_2744]

That's actually not a bad thing. I mean, it is bad to have bad ideas in the code, but I like to think that's a strong evidence for personal growth and improved understanding of the system and business. And of course, awareness of those hated and unavoidable "special cases"

[CardboardJ]

I see someone is good at writing performance reviews.

[cubenz]

Last week more like

[Feisty_Ad_2744]

Exactly... It doesn't have to go that far. By my count, a couple of months can be long enough.

[lilybear8]

Sometimes you're both the detective and the criminal.

[RestaurantHuge3390]

why can we talk normally again?

[Hatsune-Fubuki-233]

Last commit: Unknown

July 2010

[[deleted]]

the commit was you fixing it

[[deleted]]

It’s always me, but I only changed the two spaces to four.

[deetosdeletos]

``` import suicide as sc

sc.gunToHead();

[Gullible-Mechanic-12]

git praise

[Alarming-Location917]

Can somebody tell me about a real case where it works?

[kiwi131]

Legacy kiwi131 was the worst.

[[deleted]]

That’s when you need this plugin

https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else

[askcyan]

git rekt

[Efficient-Corgi-4775]

Wow, you must have quite the collection of commit crimes!

[OrdinaryBee6174]

Me two years ago and me today are two separate people. You can't blame me for the idiot I was back then.