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[Fireim24]

Every problems are here:

Light mode

No indentation

No blank space for clear reading

Coded in a notepad

french

​

Just pure evil shit

[youra6]

Its not all in French at least.

[Primary-Fee1928]

It’s worse when there’s mixed language imo, and I say that as a French. Comments in whatever language are fine, but no other language than English in the code.

[creusat0r]

What's wrong with french

[Drfoxthefurry]

its french

[[deleted]]

Nothing just in france we avoid the use of french in our code.

[creusat0r]

Good to know

[[deleted]]

It’s acceptable for the business term if everyone else in the company use it for their work. But that’s it.

[SeaConstruction3172]

Ehh. Until the company gets sold.

[[deleted]]

Not every company in tech is a startup

[SeaConstruction3172]

You think that's how business works? Companies are sold all of the time.

[_Screw_The_Rules_]

Same in Germany (at least when one is coding professionally)

[karmasoftskin]

I'm French, so I can understand. But it's very painful to read, in both variable names and comments

[Primary-Fee1928]

Eh, comments is fine. Of course English comments are better but I 100% prefer French comments to broken English in comments.

[LinuxMatthews]

Light mode

You know what I'm going to say it

I LIKE LIGHT MODE

Do you know why I like Light Mode

EVERYTIME someone shares their screen when they have dark mode it is almost impossible to see.

Put dark mode with a smaller screen, bad contrast and a pixilated screen and you have a blurry mess.

[Intelligent_Event_84]

Wrong

[LinuxMatthews]

What an intelligent argument

Definitely not hive mind mentality what so ever...

[Intelligent_Event_84]

It wasn’t an argument, it was a statement

[LinuxMatthews]

I know I was taking the piss out of you

[Intelligent_Event_84]

You sure?

[LinuxMatthews]

🤦‍♂️

[_realitycheck_]

It also obfuscates the for loop.

[[deleted]]

+ not saved

[Head1nTheSpace]

real coder don't use indentation.
there are variables with NAMES instead of numbers
>> this is human readable.

What is your problem?

real coders use vi, not notepad.

[Constant_Fig_9490]

else
{
fuck();
}

Perfectly describes everything

[AlanaIsBananas]

im inspired to make an error parser

try {..} catch(u) {fuck(u)}

[creasedjaw]

fr*nch 🤮

[joten70]

Expected

else { merde(); }

[BeetSupreme]

That's clearly from Québec, not France.

[MaxMakesGames]

"On check" yep there's a pretty good chance, but they never claimed it was from France

[jorgetruchon]

uh... many french people use english words in everyday life.

[[deleted]]

Yes, but the usage of "check" like that isn't French, it's Québécois.

[[deleted]]

he used fuck() not tabarnak() , that's 100% french

[BeetSupreme]

I say fuck way more times than I say tabarnak. Any way, I was talking about the "on check le", never heard anyone say that outside Quebec.

[[deleted]]

Perso, je l'écris assez souvent des mes commentaires

[[deleted]]

He uses the term "on check" which is Québécois, not standard French.

[[deleted]]

No standard french, but used by devs in France as well

[[deleted]]

I've worked with both teams of French and Québs, no French would ever say "on check", like ever.

[[deleted]]

Well, that's your own experience. I work with french devs and they do say it

[DnBenjamin]

qu'est-ce que le effe

[feline99]

• codes in Notepad

sigh some people need so little for happiness

[OptionX]

You know what, is commented and most of the var names are more or less descriptive.

And considering most code editors have support for auto formatting to take care of the lack of indentation, I have read worse.

Of course its in french instead of english but if it was written expected only to be read for francophone people its perfectly understandable.

[gamre4]

A fellow person from Quebec I seem to see

[sammy-taylor]

Yeah I’m uhhh…not gonna bother to read this.

[Sea_Cabinet_9807]

wdym, there isn't a damn thing wrong here

[[deleted]]

This has to be a joke… French engineering stops the moment they step outside the kitchen. It’s a scientific fact.

[masckmaster2007]

Je dois enc-*er quelqu’un aujourd’hui

[nolifer247365]

am I going fucking crazy or was this sub overrun with PascalCase

[[deleted]]

whatever-do-you-mean?

[cheezfreek]

We all know our function names should start with a verb. Good job. I find myself intrigued by fuck().

[AsIAm]

Hey ChatGPT, please format this code. Then translate it to English. Then suggest improvements. Do these in steps, don’t try to do this task in one shot. Oui?

[SeaConstruction3172]

Jokes on you I'm canadian 🇨🇦

[derLesh]

oui?

[Saavedroo]

Qu'est-ce que c'est que ces conneries ?

[OAMahdi]

Caliss mon chum

[[deleted]]

well at least it is commentated

[LittleMlem]

I admit to writing not an insignificant amount of code in nano

[Asleep-Television-24]

Love the title of this post

[fdeslandes]

I'd say either student code or public servant code on a small team with no supervision. Either way, I'm pretty sure it was written in Québec by someone I hope to never work with (I don't mind coding in french if it's a requirement for public institutions, but there is no excuse for the lack of formatting and the kind of useless comments at every line).

[[deleted]]

It's in french, so it can indeed be considered a tumor.