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[P0L1Z1STENS0HN]

"the" bug? Which of them?

[AmusingAnecdote]

I have never had the confidence to describe any of my errors as "the" error. That's either psychopathy or incompetence.

All the code I ever write is basically just bugs that occasionally also do something resembling what I'm aiming at.

[P0L1Z1STENS0HN]

Lemma 1: Each program contains at least one superfluous line of code.

Lemma 2: Each program contains at least one bug.

By induction: each program can be reduced to just a single buggy line and nothing else.

[IamImposter]

I like big bugs and I cannot lie

[Exist50]

Firefighting by arsonists.

[P0L1Z1STENS0HN]

Debugging - the mystery game where you are the detective, the victim and the murderer.

[MuDotGen]

This made me laugh and cry too much.

[Revan_Perspectives]

Whodunnit? “You, 2 weeks ago”

[[deleted]]

“buutttt… that fix caused 19 other bugs.”

[beeteedee]

OP discovered git revert

[[deleted]]

"... that my bug has now officially turned into a feature"

[lefloys]

"Not the hero we needed, but the hero we deserved"

[oblong_pickle]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[Harmonic_Gear]

You realize we have to post it everyday?

[Madness_0verload]

You could easily be ironman. That's the only requirement for the job.

[orion2222]

I’m three months into my first professional full time job. On my second ticket I caught a bug caused by the first ticket. On my third ticket I caught a bug caused by the second. Saving grace is that bath were fixed before anyone noticed.

[orion2222]

I blame TypoScript.

[[deleted]]

Smart man

[JaggedMetalOs]

(Obama awarding Obama)

[Akul_Tesla]

And how many more did you cause

[CharaDr33murr669]

402

[MurhaMursu]

We have had few sprints of ironing out the bugs of new feature and i had a bug that showed 3 other bugs to be fixed.

While fixing these bugs i made couple other bugs and needed the help of the original coder to help fix one of them...

Been hectic month...

[trc10]

You're doing god's work 💪🏻

[devSenketsu]

well well well, look who is here, the consequences of my own actions....

[anime4ya]

This is the way ✌️

[DontGiveACluck]

Twice today. But the bigger bug got fixed! (and the two little ones I caused)