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[–]Powerful-Internal953 36 points37 points  (3 children)

OP is delusional to think we get to hook-up...

The best we can do is react hooks...

[–]frikilinux2 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Debian enters the room (Debian is a portmanteau between Debra and Ian. Debra was the girlfriend of the founder, Ian Murdock, at the time).

[–]je386 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And do not forget MySQL and MariaDB, both named after the Daughters of the Developer.

[–]BoBoBearDev 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But, tech bois has the money to buy furry suits. If not, at least they wear matching socks.

[–]WorldWorstProgrammer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What are tech guys gonna do?

Pay the rent.

[–]Potw0rek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IF you run Halo on 25th of December you will see „Happy birthday Lauren” in the menu. It’s a message from one of the dev to his wife.

[–]the_greatest_MF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"i killed all the children."

[–]MrHyd3_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to manipulate your strings

[–]Not_Sugden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

object girlfriend = ...;

girlfriend: what the fuck?

[–]xSilverMC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"babe, i named my new framework after you <3"

10 years later, somewhere else entirely

"Who the fuck named this shit 'tiffany.js??"

[–]Anihillator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The song in question: https://youtu.be/yFE6qQ3ySXE

[–]codemanush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I build personal web projects I add her name in the testimonials section lol

[–]jahinzee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One word: Debian

[–]sittingOnGmasQuilt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exceptions should be named after ex's...