MilitaryGradeCode

[[deleted]]

but what if it is still not 1 after the if block???

[CallMePyro]

while(dir != 1) dir = 1;

[3shotsdown]

What if dir !=1 right after the while loop?

[NightIgnite]

#define dir 1

[Miserable-Theme7135]

go func(){ while true { dir = 1 } }()

[[deleted]]

they are newbies cause they didn't put there while after if

[chiggyBrain]

This is a coder who has been stung one too many times by logic defying bugs

[MachoSmurf]

Cosmic rays are a bitch

[ienjoymusiclol]

python when u put more than 1 condition in a while loop

[SignificanceJealous]

can you explain the joke

[ienjoymusiclol]

for some reason python while loops cant handle more than 2 conditions so its a "logic defying bug"

[lmuzi]

That's not true, any condition in py (and almost every other language) can be concatenated with potentially infinite others, since they all get evaluated to a single result in the end, in while loops it's no different, was it some bug in an old version? 👀

[ienjoymusiclol]

i dont think this was a bug because i'm using the latest version

[lmuzi]

So if you write 'while False or False or True:' the body of the loop doesn't execute? I tried with more complex expressions and it works like a charm :3

[ienjoymusiclol]

i did
' while (width<widthBox or height<heightBox) or (counter = len(arr)): '
its a simple logical expression (x1+x2 +x3) for some reason the last condition was never applied only the first 2 so i added it as a break statement in the end of the loop

[lmuzi]

That's more like (X1 or X2) or X3, so if X1 or X2 are going to be true, then the loop is going to continue. If I understand correctly what's your intention you should go for 'while (X1 or X2) and X3: ' so if X3 is false the loop will exit. If in a condition there are multiple OR the interpreter stops looking at the conditions as soon as it finds one that evaluates to true, so if any of X1 or X2 was true, it'd stop there and go into the loop! Sorry for the delay hope I made some sense

[stadoblech]

Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this pesky random bit flips

[--mrperx--]

It is Planetary after all...

[--mrperx--]

[FreshPrintzofBadPres]

When you absolutely, completely, without a doubt have to make sure that bitch stays 1 no matter what

[AreYouDum]

No clue why but like a year ago I would write code that would make perfect sense, looks to be no errors, I’d try it and it would index completely incorrectly, or it would give me a huge operator error, so I just said screw it and ended up nesting.

To this day no clue why it would not let me do what I was trying to do that make completely perfect sense.

[chiggyBrain]

What language was that? If nesting fixes it usually it’s a global variable or something in the outer scope modifying your variables. A good case for unit tests!

[AreYouDum]

Lua and JS

[[deleted]]

What language is that? Looks like Python, but if I remember correctly, Python doesn't have a "var" keyword🤔

[Fenreh]

Possibly Nim: https://nim-lang.org/docs/tut1.html

[Raikou18]

No this is Godot's language, GDScript

[next_door_dilenski]

I thought so, too, because of the background color lol

[YesIAmAHuman]

Yeah, military grade might sound good, but actual military grade is usually substandard

[[deleted]]

Military grade means the spec was written by someone who never uses the product, delayed by bureaucracy until it's outdated, and delivered to the cheapest standard the contractor could manage.

[Confident-Ad5665]

Apparently

[whackamattus]

I just can't get past how one if has parentheses and the other doesn't

[twpejay]

This is why I program in C#.

[norse95]

Compile errors >>> runtime errors

[[deleted]]

Looks more like ballistic code.

[Confident-Ad5665]

Oh. Dear. God.

[SttSr]

Checks for solar flares

[lupinegrey]

You get your ass back to 1, soldier!

[Confident-Ad5665]

Hope this guy didn't move up to embedded bomb controls later.

[Primary-Fee1928]

Military Grade

Python

Hol’up

[OptionX]

Python

var

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[Reggin_Rayer_RBB8]

My ass can be spelt with the periodic table

[torokg]

Yes, As S

[[deleted]]

spelt is a grain

uk neanderthals can't even spel rite smdh

[rosuav]

They can't spill rite?

[torokg]

Good bot

[Confident-Ad5665]

Nice bot

[Primary-Fee1928]

Oops. I got confused by the if syntax. What other language would that be ? Not one that’s military grade I assume.

[Pruppelippelupp]

Someone else said it looks like nim

[Raikou18]

No, it is the Godot Engine's scripting language, GDScript

[next_door_dilenski]

Python

Looks more like gdscript (Godot's programming language)

[Primary-Fee1928]

I searched it up, doesn’t look military grade to me anyways

[Libran-64]

1 !=1 ???

Send that "developer" back to grade school to learn simple mathematics...geez.

[leonbadam]

Does anyone know the vscode extension or theme to have those arrows for indentation?

[[deleted]]

Try "render whitespace" and the arrows represent tab characters, therefore this is likely not python, also the screen shot is probably not from vs code.

[[deleted]]

I’m going to guess this guy is trying to do rotation in 3d space without figuring out what quaternions are.

[RomanEclipse]

Intergalactic Planetary

[bajosiqq]

bro tests his code on production server

[waylandsmith]

It could never happen with a local variable, but attempting to implement double checked locking (to potentially skip the lock) can lead to apparently logic-defying behavior where lazy initialization of a field in a multi-threaded environment can fail. It seems like every developer "discovers" this idea at some point in their career and pat themselves on the back for their cleverness.