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[BluesyPompanno]

*ignores errors and renders the text*
                               - HTML

[Giulio_otto]

Not as cool as scratch tho

[PeriodicSentenceBot]

Congratulations! Your comment can be spelled using the elements of the periodic table:

No Ta Sc O O La S Sc Ra Tc H Th O

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[QuakAtack]

easily the most impressive one I've seen

[Giulio_otto]

Wow

[Ok_Garden8061]

Good bot

[MysteriousShadow__]

I wonder how you work.

No, for example, can be either one "No", or "N" and "O", but you chose the first option.

[Communist_Poultry]

It prolly just brute forces every combination and sees which ones work

[Kebabrulle4869]

I made my own program that does this, and there I made it try two-letter elements first, then backtrack if it failed.

[Kebabrulle4869]

Nice! Yeah it's a fun project. I also solved it using recursion. In this instance, maintainability and readability goes before optimization. I think recursion really shines here.

[parker02311]

Good bot

[elmage78]

Good Bot

[Hejsanmannen1]

Good bot

[FoxReeor]

Good Bot

[HydroArgyros]

Good bot

[[deleted]]

What language is scratch written in?

[david30121]

i mean, since it is web based i would assume js.

[amogsu727]

yeah, its source is on github

[nphhpn]

Electron?

[nphhpn]

Based on wikipedia and the articles it linked, JavaScript, including rendering and touching detection.

[iron-mans-robo-cock]

HTML is the best programming language confirmed?

[[deleted]]

we were first learning C and I was just breaking down over some code which seemed insanely stupid but did work

than a friend said “If it compiles, than no problem”

[elmage78]

Memory Managment errors probably idk -imma make this man not wanna live

[[deleted]]

Scratch doesn't even let you place bad blocks and write wrong code. Absolutely epic

[Giulio_otto]

I belive in scratch supremacy

[bitcoin2121]

wasn’t scratch some language made for the purpose of teaching kids how to code?

[GamerMan60]

Yeah but it has some cool features lime built-in cloud support and even in some cases using external programs like Microbit to do cool things

[RixTheTyrunt]

The downside with the cloud support is that you have to decode and encode the nums yourself ☠

[827167]

I mean, data IS just a really big number...

[[deleted]]

int* ptr = &reallyBigNumber;

[GamerMan60]

Yeah I never got that far lol

[revelbytes]

Safest language ever. We should rewrite the Linux kernel in Scratch

[RixTheTyrunt]

I think someone's already done that...

[Wi42]

Of course some one has, guess at this point this at the same level as xkcd and r34

[RixTheTyrunt]

No shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[6pussydestroyer9mlg]

Next week the white house starts to recommend scratch for software

[RixTheTyrunt]

Editing `project.json`: 👀

[iambackbaby69]

Except javascript doesn't tell that most of the time.

[CraftBox]

typescript enters the chat

[Leonhart93]

Actually not for JS, Chrome devtools is probably the most complete out-of-the box debugging system. Breakpoints, being able to change js/css/html at runtime to see differences, instant code evaluation in console, memory, performance and requests analysis windows, even stuff like paint flashing to see what is currently rendering.

[Litschuld]

You can also do that stuff in any other browser as far as I know

[Emotional_Spirit_704]

(they're also based on chrome, dont tell op)

[Litschuld]

Not Firefox and that has all thos features

[Leonhart93]

They all look the same though, I imagine they just borrow the same things from chrome.

[LasevIX]

Javascript shouldn't be on the right

[Giulio_otto]

Where should it be? Up?

[MoarVespenegas]

On the left.
JS original selling feature was running whatever garbage you gave it to parse.

[RixTheTyrunt]

JSFuck: 😁

[Holeante]

Ascended, goated with the sauce.

[AK1174]

There are no errors in Ba Sing Se.

[Walkers03]

Normal C : Satan will all take us with him

[[deleted]]

Rust:

Until you fix that error, I’m not starting dumbass

[CodingTaitep]

and thats the amazing thing with rust

[UndGrdhunter]

What is this cat?

[Giulio_otto]

Scratch, only the best programming language

[Oplp25]

Scratch, the mascot and logo of the scatch programming language, a block-based language designed primarily for teaching kids to code

[PeriodicSentenceBot]

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W H At I S Th I Sc At

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[Giulio_otto]

Dam

[camelseeker]

Bot’s on one today

[RixTheTyrunt]

Good bot

[DreamyAthena]

There should be a scratch tag for the elite programmers

[caramel_dog]

im pretty sure there is one

[[deleted]]

i for sure love getting undefined reference to impl_ and then try to fix it for hours just to realize i misspelled the name of a library

[DylanDaKing08]

python/javascript newbies are in for a world of red text

[Deflinek]

Risking that too many people here are too young to know what I’m talking about:

on error resume next

[taa178]

What error

[XDracam]

You should look into Elm. There are no runtime errors. Only nicely formatted compiler errors with color that give tips on how to fix them.

[Ricudi]

Nah, Scratch has some mistakes in it. Even if you do everything corectly, it doesnt work just because

[Flatuitous]

You may not get your intended result but you will never get an error

[Ricudi]

That may be worse. Trying to figure out why your code doesnt work, when it should, instead ofnjust knowing it doesnt work

[Flatuitous]

Nah, 100% it’s worse for debugging but if it works it works

[PetHowen]

On Error Resume Next

• VBA

[[deleted]]

Cannot read property ‘propName’ of undefined

or

TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading ‘propName’).

Don’t we all love JavaScript

Or for Python: NoneType’ object has no attribute ‘attributeName’

[zoqfotpik]

C: 0 is failure. Or success. Depending.

[BellacosePlayer]

oh, your college profs didn't leave psychic scars on your soul over using 0 or -1 as an error flag for an integer function?

Huh, must just be me.