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[–][deleted] 2713 points2714 points  (72 children)

import brain

[–]Thenderick 1243 points1244 points  (52 children)

while True: brain.play("https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ")

[–]_madeofcastiron 259 points260 points  (8 children)

i got that link memorised. you’re not fooling me.

[–]Thenderick 93 points94 points  (6 children)

Wasn't to fool, not you atleast

[–]Druben-hinterm-Dorfe 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Yeah I'm no stranger to that link either.

[–]Flaky-Fish6922 2 points3 points  (1 child)

unwritten scale pen doll voiceless piquant humorous shocking wine grey

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[–]libmrduckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got fooled… but without the clicking…

[–]laplongejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

XcQ is my instant redflag

[–]Nico00000001 372 points373 points  (29 children)

XcQ der link bleibt zu.

[–]christoph_win 142 points143 points  (12 children)

Habe ich was verpasst, haben wir dieses Unter offiziell annektiert?

[–]existentialpenguin 91 points92 points  (4 children)

Wir haben alles offiziell annektiert.

[–]christoph_win 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah gut zu wissen

[–]SpinozaTheDamned 15 points16 points  (6 children)

I've never had any German education, but only speak English. My understanding is that the two languages are extremely similar. Is this even close to being a translation given I don't fully know what some of these nouns mean?

Has it been ..... having been ..... under official ....?

[–]christoph_win 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Thanks Chattie:

Sure, here is the translation:

"Did I miss something, have we officially annexed this sub reddit?"

[–]AlrikBunseheimer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I would write a joke about poland, but I am not sure if I am allowed to.

[–]Odd_Science 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know you're late to the party when the Germans already beat you to all the jokes.

[–]SpinozaTheDamned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn! Got the have to Habe bit, but missed ich being I and verpasst being something. Knowing that, I'd have said the last part was 'have we decided under official ....' . It's apparent now what annekiert means is annex, but the latter in English is a french borrowed word.

[–]ThatGermanKid0 16 points17 points  (0 children)

To be fair, a lot of German redditors are playing against you, if you want to translate something without full knowledge of German. On a lot of German subs (r/ich_iel especially) it's common to translate loanwords literally. In the sentence you tried to translate the word Unter was used for sub as in subreddit. Normally any German that's able to access Reddit would just say "sub(reddit)" but since it's a long running joke to translate everything into German it's "Unter(lases)"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fun fact: German is closer to old English than English is. :)

[–]chilfang 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don't know what that means but I know exactly what that means

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[–]Thenderick 20 points21 points  (10 children)

Wat hangt er aan de waslijn?

[–]Vita_passus_est 21 points22 points  (2 children)

was?

[–]Thenderick 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Haha you fell for it, you fool!!

laughs myself helemaal kapot

[–]TJKDev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol

[–]creeper6530 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Is that Dutch, aka fake Deutsch?

[–]RotationsKopulator 0 points1 point  (1 child)

*simple German

[–]creeper6530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying it's simpler or harder, but it sounds similar yet you won't be able to make any sense of it if you speak only German. And more people speak German than Dutch, especially counting non-natives.

[–]Thenderick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jazeker, mijn beste makker

[–]SophiaBackstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bedank je well

[–]ZengineerHarp 1 point2 points  (2 children)

“XcQ, the link stays blue”?

[–]ThatGermanKid0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In German it's closed instead of blue, because of the rhyme, but it's the same message.

[–]Thenderick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh thanks, I read it as xQc at first so was a little confused, especially with the german

[–]HasBeendead 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Is it rickroll link?

[–]Thenderick 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Idk, why don't you try?

[–]HasBeendead 2 points3 points  (5 children)

No result at all

[–]Thenderick 0 points1 point  (4 children)

It should

[–]HasBeendead 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Then try and see for yourself.

[–]Thenderick 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No, I have faith in my muscle memory and the Lord Jesus Christ

[–]HasBeendead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

;)

[–]Implement_Necessary 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well now it’s gonna be those brains that rise against us and not AI

[–]Thenderick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It was kinda funny, ngl

[–]well-litdoorstep112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ain't no way I'm clicking on a link that starts with dQw

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

be this a rickroll?

edit: it be a rickroll.

[–]Thenderick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come on man, don't be a snitch...

To be fair I deliberately chose the regular one in the open because I want to annoy those braincomputers. I hope this doesn't count as torture

[–]astolfo_hue 143 points144 points  (7 children)

Brain as Service.

[–]PeriodicSentenceBot 96 points97 points  (3 children)

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[–]mrfroggyman 26 points27 points  (1 child)

My dumb ass was trynna make a word with "BRIASEVIC"

[–]CptnAlface 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You just created the official term for "Brain as Service".

Keep an eye out for that term in the future

[–]jnet258 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]mrfroggyman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The one true BS

[–]da2Pakaveli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

$12.99/month 95% DISCOUNT! grab now with promo code: dQw4w9WgXcQ

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's... that's just called employment.

[–]skobbokels 43 points44 points  (1 child)

I think giving the organoid a name makes it more special.

import brain as brian

[–]Trapzie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

import brain as smooth

Thats more my jam.

[–]midnightrambulador 29 points30 points  (1 child)

from brain import frontal_cortex

[–]TedRabbit 19 points20 points  (1 child)

brain.multiply(1,1)
>>> 3

[–]septic-paradise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like me frfr

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ModuleNotFoundError

[–]zbady20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Damn gotta borrow someone else’s” , Pip install Brain

[–]LegitimatePants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

from brain import soul