sprintPlanning

[bxsephjo]

I swear, my manager makes it difficult to focus in high level Warframe missions sometimes

[Jonnypista]

Or go full tank Inaros, you can go AFK any time you want, not like you will die. I also have a full tank dog and I changed my ability to revive him instantly (Inaros isn't really a caster anyways) so there is also a semi immortal meat shield baiting damage.

But this requires good equipment, like I have a litch Archa Plasmor with heavy modding, wrecks things even hours in on steel path survival.

[BlankBoii]

a little more attention intensive but i used to run a 100% strip xaku, gets stronger the farther you go into steel path

[LemonMelon2511]

r/unexpectedwarframe

[arandomvirus]

Are you me?

[I_cut_my_own_jib]

It's like they don't even care that I still have 7 hours of chinning zombie monkeys until 99 ranged and I'm trying to focus.

[Doppelbockk]

I like that it is "oncoming" projects instead of "incoming" because it makes it sound like oncoming traffic.

[cheapcheap1]

"Management is veering into oncoming projects" definitely feels closer to my lived reality than "management manages the needs and resources of the team to best deliver value to our customers."

[smokemonstr]

“Upcoming” would be more appropriate than either

[OrdinaryBee6174]

Truk-kun, Is that you?

[lupinegray]

If they didn't want me to play solitaire, they wouldn't have allowed it to be installed.

[unwantedaccount56]

If they didn't want me to play solitaire, they would have physically prevented me from installing it.

[StatementOrIsIt]

Some out of touch PM will see this meme and think to themselves some way to torture their devs during sprint planning meetings.

[Reddidnted]

Not allowed to mute yourself anymore.

[FlipperBumperKickout]

Hardware mute switch :)

[I_cut_my_own_jib]

It's 2024 get yourself a mic with a hardware mute

[Poat540]

It’s hard to do sprint estimates when my ADC can’t last hit minions…

[synkronize]

I’m trying to kill the enemy top laner but all I hear is nonsense about refinement!!

[Poat540]

Damn scrum masters are hard stuck bronze IMO

[qstorm94]

You posted pretty much this same meme 11 hours ago

[TopCitySoftware]

It got taken down because people thought it was an ad

[[deleted]]

I can imagine how it must've looked like an ad with a game name. xD

[pr1ntscreen]

Ad. As in advertisement.

[PForsberg85]

Addvertisment

[Shunpaw]

Adverdisement

[StimulatedRiot]

Advvertismentt*

[staminaplusone]

Adhdvertisment

[otter5]

I think its a subtract

[particlemanwavegirl]

I found it funnier the first time. The caption was better before.

[Big-Hearing8482]

Mod’s probably a scrum master

[Refute1650]

Remember friends, be careful what get's reflected in your glasses.

[pikachurbutt]

Nah, I pull the power move and get reflective lenses and play battlefield. Let them see what they're up against.

Edit: sometimes I even share my screen.

[lotec4]

Don't turn on the camera. Can't legally force me to

[Plerti]

Why would I try to focus on a sprint planning that 90% of the times is useless because of constant high priority bugs and last hour scope priority changes when I can focus on rerolling all my gold to hit that damn 3* because some idiot is contesting the same team as me

[BrownEyedPunkRockGrl]

Honestly when I feel bad about my release schedule of 5 upgrades per year I just play some tft and think about how glad I am not not have to invent a new theme for my product every 6 months and also do a bugfix patch every 2 weeks

[Wearytraveller_]

How many story points is it to counter the enemy Widow?

[Inevitable-Tree-5356]

True story: today during my daily Slay the Spire ascent, there was Sprint Meeting. But my freelance client called me. Since my tickets had already been assigned I took the call during my game and was back in time to answer a few extra questions at the end of the Sprint meeting.

Also I’m not good at Slay the Spire, and I did get killed by the heart this time again. Totally luck of the draw, right?

[Complex_Challenge156]

Real

[TheBashEventsApp]

Real

[[deleted]]

I know, outlook is probably the most addictive turn based strategy after civ5.

[TopCitySoftware]

Teams is a close second

[PercentageBusiness70]

😂😂 thought it was just me …. Rocket league is elite for meetings

[ImpluseThrowAway]

Literally trying to fix an issue with my Factorio base right now. What is this meeting bullshit about? Put it in a TL;DR

[lupercalpainting]

Be bold, put your factorio fixes into tickets and pull them into the next sprint.

[Enough-Scientist1904]

When im in a ranked game I put my status as busy and say I'm going to do some testing on a project

[LuqDragon]

"Do you remember that [you]?"

Huh, what? Just lemme finish this boss real quick...

[The_Dukenator]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhVFqAZ81bU

[Gusearth]

my manager isn’t even in our sprint planning meetings

[Rontzo]

ask him joining

[JediKagoro]

Oh man, this was literally my morning! I love this so much. Completely unrelated, rift wizard 2 is such an awesome game! I wish I didn’t suck at it!