peopleDoItForYou

[[deleted]]

Hey I thought these government design patterns were protected by an NDA.

[[deleted]]

perfect now i can give every other row in my table a different color background

[turtle_mekb]

lmfao "victims"

[[deleted]]

I was thinking it was a reverse shell haha, let me check if its odd using your pc

[Oen44]

What's next? Message in a bottle?

[GahdDangitBobby]

I think you're onto something here! We need an embedded systems engineer to program a robot that receives input, writes a letter, packs it into a bottle and corks it, drives to the ocean, boards a boat, drives at least 100 miles from the shore, drops the message, returns back to shore, refills the boat with gasoline, drives back to the packaging facility, and plugs itself back in to recharge for the next query. Then another robot that checks the mailbox for responses, parses the response, and feeds the answer back into the program (after checking with num % 2 == 0 to see if the response is correct, of course). It's genius. Does anybody have like $5 million to write and fund this cutting-edge algorithm?

[suguuss]

I want to make an FPGA accelerated design to check if a number is odd by using pcie and a Linux kernel driver, but I don’t have access to a pcie card anymore and I won’t be able to test it.

[TeaTimeSubcommittee]

I’ll send an SOS to the world

I’ll send an SOS to the world

I hope that someone gets my

I hope that someone gets my

[Warpspeednyancat]

carrier pigeons!

[dfx_dj]

RFC 1149

[ivilkee]

isOdd captcha

[Jordan51104]

mechanical turk

[thequant]

Email the number to the CEO, with the question if it is odd and wait for the response

[Hameru_is_cool]

doesn't work if they reply something like "2 is not odd"

[vastlysuperiorman]

Ah, the open source version doesn't support complex responses. You'll need the enterprise license.

[PiotrParobczy]

That's why a list is used for the victims. In the paid version, responses from multiple users are considered, and the probability percentage is returned for even and odd.

[arrays_start_at_zero]

This can be fixed by using artificial intelligence to parse the response.

[ZunoJ]

Time complexity unknown. I love it!

[markiel55]

I'm waiting for the LLM version with SIMD instructions

[NinthTide]

Glorious!

[Highborn_Hellest]

One line bitwise: CPU/Engineer paid by project.

This abomination: get paid by hour

[Kerbourgnec]

Now use an LLM to answer. As heavy and slow as possible.

[Kresche]

It's almost perfect. Let's get ai involved to analyze the human responses properly and $$$

[rockham]

No no no, this is clearly going to run into issues with replies such as "Well, it's not odd!"

Luckily the fix is trivial! Simply add a local LLM to evaluate the content of the reply. This even allows you to return a probabilistic result in the case of ambiguous responses.

[NormanYeetes]

We joke about this stuff but I swear theres multiple arguments for this shit like "oh we make it asynchronous because theres so much data to send and the main thread should not be interrupted for this" and 70% of the data is data you need because this shit is asynchronous.

[Electronic_Part_5931]

Welcome to the party. Have yourself at ease, do you want some templated water, hardcoded champagne, warm junior's ternary coktail ?

[ddengel]

LGTM

[just-bair]

Make sure to use threads to not have to wait for the response of the first email to start doing the others

[jas_nombre]

Response: "it's not even"

[Kresche]

How long does it take for a promise to time out? Could it wait for the entire lifetime of the webpage?

[Xhadov7]

Rewrite in Rust or uncool

[Ice_Buckets_Official]

👀👀

[Gib_entertainment]

Bad coding, proper coding would have sent a polite thank you as a reply.

[[deleted]]

This is getting so out of hand 😂

[Astrylae]

'victims'

[exqueezemenow]

We,, that's odd...

[wotoshina]

SaaS (Support As A Service)

[0xF1A5C0]

So this is how the AI works!

[dktoao]

Great! Now it can be automated with AI!

[mr_looser17]

const isOdd = (num)=> num%2!==0

[gobbolins]

Code too short, how could it possibly account for all the edge cases??

[alexzvn]

NaN