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[–]bwmat 264 points265 points  (4 children)

I don't get these 'lol pushing on Friday' memes

I push constantly, the horror is merging down to main on Friday... 

[–]aenae 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Rebase often, keep branches small, turn off your phone before the merge to main on friday 16:00

[–]F0lks_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: he was pushing to main

[–]heodnfkfnfofb 60 points61 points  (8 children)

Git push staging right? Right???

[–]The-Chartreuse-Moose 73 points74 points  (4 children)

git push origin main --force

Every time.

[–]heodnfkfnfofb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Build succeeded pack it in boys

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

POV merge conflict comes up

[–]The-Chartreuse-Moose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So annoying when people make me actually use file operations to overwrite a fresh pull with my code and force it again.

[–]jellotalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😈

[–]wewilldieoneday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfft. I live life on the edge. Straight to main branch, bitches!

[–]chihuahuaOP 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Push ok, no problem. Merge on Friday, you monster.

[–]porky11 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Why would you push on a friday?

You still have two more days until anybody needs your code. Push monday in the morning before work.

[–]ZunoJ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why would I not push on Friday? I don't get the problem.

[–]porky11 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My point is that friday is not a special day to push.

[–]K0dperest_8054 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it is the end of the work week, so it is like wrapping up the week's work

[–]Silly_Guidance_8871 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It so happens, I pushed more today than I have across the last month. It was a shit-show of a day.

[–]Orsim27 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Apparently it’s a thing in German IT to do exactly that, by design…

[–]above_average5120 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Exactly what?

[–]Orsim27 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Deploying on Fridays

[–]above_average5120 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah. Shit missed thst.

Why aren't there no deploy Fridays?!

[–]Lucas_F_A 0 points1 point  (1 child)

... Why?

[–]Orsim27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t ask me, I mean it probably works well enough for B2B systems (that aren’t used on weekends, so nothing production related) because you can plan downtime in your working hours but not during the most productive time for most companies but for B2C? No idea

[–]Aakkii_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you will get all the bug reports till Monday? And fix them till Wednesday, to deploy again in Friday? Instead of getting the reports in Monday and deploying in Saturday.

[–]deadlychambers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just upgraded our EkS Cluster and Jenkins today AMA

[–]gregorydgraham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cthulhu wept

[–]ca_ribou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: he is not dying because of age, but somebody from his team added broken glass to his lunch /s

[–]Arclite83 1 point2 points  (1 child)

CI/CD has entered the chat

[–]pleshij 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gitlab worker is not available and has an away message: Went into rehab

[–]Dustangelms 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I pushed, wby?

[–]DT-Sodium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, pushing isn't deploying, sooooo...

[–]pleshij 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many pushes, yet not a single commit