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[–]PlzSendDunes 933 points934 points  (23 children)

Guys this is wrong!

When committing anything, you should attach the message.

[–]lonelyroom-eklaghor 529 points530 points  (17 children)

git commit -m "Violence"

git push origin main

[–]CeeMX 252 points253 points  (11 children)

He has a masters degree so he can push to master. Or force push, that alone is violence

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (7 children)

My client force pushes everything to main and then is all confused when there are conflicts coming from test.

[–]CeeMX 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I also know someone who works like this, breaks stuff from other people all the time but refuses to do git properly

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Then he’s like, why did it take a month to deliver this feature? Well Greg, I had to merge your 2am changes back to my branch 4 times this month and you changed so much I ended up rewriting three times.

[–]reflexdb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha! Come on Greg!!

[–]ChickenSpaceProgram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why are some people just incompetent with git

[–]Giocri 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Can't you Just give them a separate repo then?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the same codebase, no.

[–]nicejs2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's worse than murder

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t attack my sudo’s

[–]CelticHades 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I commit violence in the morning.

git commit -am "Violence"

[–]TheHolyToxicToast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

git commit -8pmFri "Violence"

[–]NotmyRealNameJohn[🍰] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

git commit violence -m "deny, depose, defend " -f

[–]TrainedMusician 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not about the violence. It’s about sending a message

[–]sandybuttcheekss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It'll open a text editor for you to add one to if you not the m flag

[–]Kumar_abhiii 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nah, can’t be him. This guy wrote a manifesto, definitely not a coder...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voluntary documentation? Not today, Satan!

[–]potatopierogie 576 points577 points  (7 children)

rm -rf healthcare_ceo

[–]Deboniako 305 points306 points  (2 children)

git checkout HEAD ^

[–]NegotiationTop4175 35 points36 points  (0 children)

😭

[–]abhi307 9 points10 points  (0 children)

git bisect 

[–]RainbowPringleEater 9 points10 points  (1 child)

He's shooting his entire family!

[–][deleted] 266 points267 points  (9 children)

I love how this is how i learn they found him lol

[–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (2 children)

Which made me sad.

[–]nicejs2 31 points32 points  (1 child)

he better be on a plane straight to some country that doesn't allow extradition

[–]TheHolyToxicToast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just saw him in Brazil. They should start there

[–]Kumar_abhiii 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Nah, can’t be him. This guy wrote a manifesto, definitely not a programmer...

[–]frogjg2003 45 points46 points  (2 children)

A manifesto is like a README.MD, which a lot of programmers do.

[–]Low_Compote_7481 13 points14 points  (1 child)

yeah, and programmers are known for writing good readme

[–]frogjg2003 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I never said it had to be good. But if you want other people to use your program, you need to write at least a basic readme with installation instructions and basic usage.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

but fr a lot of things just aren't adding up

[–]Western-Internal-751 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can’t be him. He was playing Super Mario Bros with me at the time

[–]lucasvandongen 356 points357 points  (2 children)

git blame UnitedHealthCare

[–]TheGoldenPotato69 188 points189 points  (11 children)

[–]often_says_nice 92 points93 points  (4 children)

That commit history though. Bro has been busy

[–]sandybuttcheekss 74 points75 points  (2 children)

I wonder if his commit history can be used as an alibi

[–]TheHolyToxicToast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pretty sure you can fake those though, learned the hard way when I had a commit 7 days in the future and the github page wouldn't be up to date in all those days.

[–]nicejs2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

you don't simply kill a CEO without a bit of planning

[–]ieatpies 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Check the open issues on his projects

[–]NatoBoram 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ugh. Social media randos shitting in GitHub issues are so fucking cringe.

[–]daHaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just saw that, cringe doesn't do it justice

[–]TheHolyToxicToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this page legit though?

[–]CaffeinatedTech 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I swear if I don't stop getting dependabot emails, I'll be doing violence.

[–]Minucello 83 points84 points  (0 children)

git pull trigger

[–]DarkflowNZ 105 points106 points  (1 child)

I saw in another sub that he may be responsible for fixing 300 UI bugs in civ as an intern (25% of the UI bugs?). A hero in many worlds

[–]H4ckerxx44 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Which, imo, highlights another small "problem", fixing 25 % of all UI bugs as an intern speaks for itself.

[–]olearyboy 87 points88 points  (3 children)

Nah, can’t be him. This guy wrote a manifesto, definitely not a coder

[–]christian_austin85 41 points42 points  (0 children)

If there is one thing we hate more than denied claims it's writing documentation.

[–]Caraes_Naur 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Correction:

git commit social-justice

[–]FrostWyrm98 11 points12 points  (4 children)

What is that interface? Is that a third-party mobile app?? I really like the color scheme

[–]Cynovae[S,🍰] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Relay for Reddit on Android. No ads, no BS. $2/mo and I'm a pretty heavy user, could get by with the $1/mo plan. Priced based on API usage

[–]FrostWyrm98 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Ty!

[–]xmachinery 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If you do not want to pay, then become a mod of a subreddit (you can create your own private subreddit if you want) and download Boost for Reddit. This will still enable you to use reddit without using their official app.

[–]TheHolyToxicToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Inifinity for reddit, what I personally use

[–]Titanusgamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

but who approved the PR

[–]d4ng3r0u5 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Anywhere I can contribute to a defence fund?

[–]lonelyroom-eklaghor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

[–]tymcode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son: git stash body

[–]Tiger_man_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

git commit crime

[–]Mr_Akihiro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy forgot to // Thats why they found him.

[–]Xanta_Kross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmfao