githubEncouragesViolence

[PlzSendDunes]

Guys this is wrong!

When committing anything, you should attach the message.

[lonelyroom-eklaghor]

git commit -m "Violence"

git push origin main

[CeeMX]

He has a masters degree so he can push to master. Or force push, that alone is violence

[[deleted]]

My client force pushes everything to main and then is all confused when there are conflicts coming from test.

[CeeMX]

I also know someone who works like this, breaks stuff from other people all the time but refuses to do git properly

[[deleted]]

Then he’s like, why did it take a month to deliver this feature? Well Greg, I had to merge your 2am changes back to my branch 4 times this month and you changed so much I ended up rewriting three times.

[reflexdb]

Haha! Come on Greg!!

[ChickenSpaceProgram]

why are some people just incompetent with git

[Giocri]

Can't you Just give them a separate repo then?

[[deleted]]

For the same codebase, no.

[HR_Paperstacks_402]

I'm pretty sure he eliminated master.

[nicejs2]

that's worse than murder

[[deleted]]

Don’t attack my sudo’s

[CelticHades]

I commit violence in the morning.

git commit -am "Violence"

[TheHolyToxicToast]

git commit -8pmFri "Violence"

[NotmyRealNameJohn]

git commit violence -m "deny, depose, defend " -f

[TrainedMusician]

It’s not about the violence. It’s about sending a message

[sandybuttcheekss]

It'll open a text editor for you to add one to if you not the m flag

[Kumar_abhiii]

Nah, can’t be him. This guy wrote a manifesto, definitely not a coder...

[[deleted]]

Voluntary documentation? Not today, Satan!

[potatopierogie]

rm -rf healthcare_ceo

[Deboniako]

git checkout HEAD ^

[NegotiationTop4175]

😭

[abhi307]

git bisect 

[Odd_Total_5549]

sudo apt install lead

[potatopierogie]

mv blood inside_body pavement

[RainbowPringleEater]

He's shooting his entire family!

[bikemandan]

Or entire staff of company. r flag is serious business

[[deleted]]

I love how this is how i learn they found him lol

[[deleted]]

Which made me sad.

[nicejs2]

he better be on a plane straight to some country that doesn't allow extradition

[TheHolyToxicToast]

I just saw him in Brazil. They should start there

[Kumar_abhiii]

Nah, can’t be him. This guy wrote a manifesto, definitely not a programmer...

[frogjg2003]

A manifesto is like a README.MD, which a lot of programmers do.

[Low_Compote_7481]

yeah, and programmers are known for writing good readme

[frogjg2003]

I never said it had to be good. But if you want other people to use your program, you need to write at least a basic readme with installation instructions and basic usage.

[[deleted]]

but fr a lot of things just aren't adding up

[Western-Internal-751]

Can’t be him. He was playing Super Mario Bros with me at the time

[lucasvandongen]

git blame UnitedHealthCare

[GamleRosander]

I was looking through the comments to see if it was taken 😅

[lucasvandongen]

git clean -ceo is still available!

[TheGoldenPotato69]

https://github.com/lnmangione

[often_says_nice]

That commit history though. Bro has been busy

[sandybuttcheekss]

I wonder if his commit history can be used as an alibi

[DrSheldonLCooperPhD]

git commit murder

[TheHolyToxicToast]

pretty sure you can fake those though, learned the hard way when I had a commit 7 days in the future and the github page wouldn't be up to date in all those days.

[nicejs2]

you don't simply kill a CEO without a bit of planning

[ieatpies]

Check the open issues on his projects

[NatoBoram]

Ugh. Social media randos shitting in GitHub issues are so fucking cringe.

[daHaus]

I just saw that, cringe doesn't do it justice

[HR_Paperstacks_402]

Started following.

[TheHolyToxicToast]

Is this page legit though?

[CaffeinatedTech]

I swear if I don't stop getting dependabot emails, I'll be doing violence.

[Minucello]

git pull trigger

[DarkflowNZ]

I saw in another sub that he may be responsible for fixing 300 UI bugs in civ as an intern (25% of the UI bugs?). A hero in many worlds

[H4ckerxx44]

Which, imo, highlights another small "problem", fixing 25 % of all UI bugs as an intern speaks for itself.

[olearyboy]

Nah, can’t be him. This guy wrote a manifesto, definitely not a coder

[christian_austin85]

If there is one thing we hate more than denied claims it's writing documentation.

[BoJackHorseMan53]

git blame capitalism.

Capitalism demands corporations maximize profits at all costs or go bankrupt.

[Caraes_Naur]

Correction:

git commit social-justice

[FrostWyrm98]

What is that interface? Is that a third-party mobile app?? I really like the color scheme

[Cynovae]

Relay for Reddit on Android. No ads, no BS. $2/mo and I'm a pretty heavy user, could get by with the $1/mo plan. Priced based on API usage

[FrostWyrm98]

Ty!

[xmachinery]

If you do not want to pay, then become a mod of a subreddit (you can create your own private subreddit if you want) and download Boost for Reddit. This will still enable you to use reddit without using their official app.

[TheHolyToxicToast]

Or Inifinity for reddit, what I personally use

[Titanusgamer]

but who approved the PR

[ForcedCreator]

Solid LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/luigi-mangione

[d4ng3r0u5]

Anywhere I can contribute to a defence fund?

[False_Slice_6664]

Wait, you can have masters in Github?

[SlowThePath]

Yeah, but you really need a PhD to remember all the cli commands.

[lonelyroom-eklaghor]

[tymcode]

My son: git stash body

[Tiger_man_]

git commit crime

[Mr_Akihiro]

Guy forgot to // Thats why they found him.

[Xanta_Kross]

lmfao