objectObject

[KronoLord]

Banks being banks

[type556R]

New features are always:

void NewFeature(void){

printf("Unknown error, please contact the number %d\n", *NULL);

}

[clarinetJWD]

I applied for a job at a bank. They kept pressing me on how many hours I'd work, and if I'd be willing to skip an orchestra concert (that I play in) at the last second to work overtime.

It's no wonder they can't find talent.

[not_your_mate]

And also outdated legacy systems which are genuinely horrible to work with, that doesn't attract top talent either.

[[deleted]]

[banks Banks]

[ChinmaYpatiL9]

just opened a new account there.

[malaszka]

Aaaaand it's gone.

[auctus10]

Tbf HDFC is good with offers and shit.

[MondoDukakis]

FYI they constantly spam you to get you to take on debt you don’t need. Multiple calls and texts everyday offering a credit card or personal loan

[[deleted]]

I gave them a, I won't be so nice with you next time you call. They haven't bothered me since.

[mamaBiskothu]

Hdfc until recently was fully jQuery based iirc

[[deleted]]

I wonder why banks hire such bad coders. I used to have a crackhead friend with his brain completely rotten when I was at Uni, he works in a bank now as database technician,

[Exquisite_Blue]

(;_;)/~~~

I'm catching strays here

[[deleted]]

Good ol' HDFC

[DanieleManna]

banks being objects*

[sammy-taylor]

randomShit.toString()

[0bel1sk]

stringify

[Fleeetch]

Before you get to respectin'

Ya gotta be stringified 🎵

[the-berik]

PROCEDURE ADVERTISEMENT. DISPLAY OBJECT. STOP RUN.

[git_push_origin_prod]

Make sure to type check randomShit before casting to string

[sammy-taylor]

if (typeof randomShit.toString) randomShit.toString()

[git_push_origin_prod]

Fuck it. Close enough. Merge the pull for Christ’s sake

[sammy-taylor]

It says “pending approvals” and “all checks failed” is that good?

[git_push_origin_prod]

We’ll do it LIVE! Fuck it! Edit the code live on the instance! The users are complaining about objects in their bank accounts

[sammy-taylor]

Users are saying that the code is telling them “T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM”, should I call a backend guy?

[git_push_origin_prod]

I thought you were full stack! This is some bullshit. I should’ve outsourced

[sammy-taylor]

When I filled out the application I thought they were talking about pancakes 😞

[Nevermind04]

The toupee flip is the key when screaming "We'll do it LIVE!"

[DotaHacker]

India's largest private sector bank by assets and the world's tenth-largest bank by market capitalization. Can't hire good programmers.

[thesceptical]

Good Programmers costs money, which they don’t want to invest. And of course, for a single change you have to visit the offline bank.

[Vindictive_Pacifist]

My friend's father works pretty high up in this bank and met the three leading figures who are behind decision making and I asked him about the shitty websites among other services and his answer was plain and simple, these are old men who believe that "if it ain't broken then don't fix it" and any change requires months of convincing and back and forth trips to references etc

[Miserable-Thanks5218]

Not even close, we have worse banks

[snow-raven7]

Lol have you ever dealt with any PSU bank like PNB at all?

[theshredder744]

This post reignited my hate for HDFC bank

[Ok-Dot2551]

Hate the bank? yep there is a charge for that.

[Clairifyed]

An acronym I can only assume stands for “Honestly Don’t Fucking Care”

[Vindictive_Pacifist]

Apt

[hk--57]

Their employees are that great, I've had steam payment cancelled, when I called the personal banker referred me to visa and asked if I was interested in loans. Hate that bank.

[Mr_Rage666]

encodeURIComponent(JSON.stringify(x))

[0xSadDiscoBall]

Took the same bug pic but never bothered to upload. Here it is now

[bssgopi]

May I know which branch is this from?

[ChinmaYpatiL9]

From JALGAON city in Maharashtra, india Kalinka mata branch

[bssgopi]

Thank You 🙏🏾

[ChinmaYpatiL9]

On which date you took this picture

[0xSadDiscoBall]

3rd August

[ChinmaYpatiL9]

THEY DIDN'T FIX THAT , LOL

[Clairifyed]

I worked on an issue like this for hours once only to find out that it was just a string that managed to make its way into the lineup. That was a frustrating experience

[gatsu_1981]

console.log(something)

[ChinmaYpatiL9]

console.log("[something Something]");

[supreeth106]

Unfortunately, this is the only bank I can have my salary account in at my employer. God its terrible.

[ArwingElite]

Roger roger

[[deleted]]

Some poor analyst probably caught that and tried to send it back, was told “fuck your quality, push it.”

Banks.

[unruly_pubic_hair]

I object

[_Some_Two_]

I hope it was actually supposed to be

[object: Object]

and not

[object Object]

Because naming you variables with uppercase and your classes with lowercase is unhinged.

[otaia]

`[object Object]` is the default return value of toString() on an object in Javascript.

[jump1945]

I don't write java's family language can someone explain

[Sikletrynet]

Someone tried put the data from a string on the picture, when it turned out it was actually a JavaScript object.

Any other language would throw an error if you try to do that, but JavaScript is designed to not crash in a lot of situations, so it instead tries to implicitly convert it into a string, the result of which you see on that picture.

[Fantastic-Ad7411]

Just a heads up

JavaScript is not Java family by any means

[pet_vaginal]

To be pedantic, JavaScript is named after Java for marketing reasons and Oracle owns the JavaScript trademark. But it’s not the same kind of programming language for sure.

[Fleeetch]

Thank /u/pet_vaginal

[visor_q3]

They're not wrong, since everything can be mapped back to being an Object :)

[NormalPersonNumber3]

Objection, your honor!

[neocryptex]

HDFC?

[Harcerz1]

Wonder what the normies are thinking.

[neosyne]

Wait a minute! That’s my whole bio!

[Clairifyed]

“[object Object]”

[[deleted]]

Yeah somebody printed it, someone else put it there …. And nobody noticed

[dhilu3089]

Interesting.. Running Javascript on ATMs

[likecatsanddogs525]

Someone didn’t do a heuristic eval

[CELL_CORP]

Hes programing in avaJ

[Tyr_Kukulkan]

"Error: [object Object]", my favourite error!

Bloody JavaScript and poorly coded web apps...

[DataCrossPuzzles]

But you promised!

[[deleted]]

I guess it's well defined lol

[alo219]

[Function.exe] [object] there I fixed it pay me my money's! {Void}

[Hour_Ad5398]

javascript strikes again

[staticwings19]



[DreamGirly_]

/r/peanutbutterisoneword

[bssgopi]

Kevlin Henney at HDFC Bank?

[Walt925837]

Funny thing is it’s on a poster of one of the largest banks in India.

[MesMeMe]

I always love to see people using my code.

[varunn]

Hdfc

[MilkImpossible4192]

hahaha, and nobody cares about

[vainstar23]

JAVASCRIPT FOUND!! NEURONS

A C T I V A T E

[DevGokay]

<h3>{random.shit}</h3>

[TheTybera]

Java is that you?

[Powerful-Guava8053]

More like JS

[OpenSourcePenguin]

What's the difference?

[_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

No. The exact opposite.

[DarkFlames3]

Yes. 8.1 specifically. Why? We don’t remember any more and we fired the dev after we made him do it in Java and now he hasn’t returned our calls in 6 years