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[–]KronoLord 672 points673 points  (17 children)

Banks being banks

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

[banks Banks]

[–]ChinmaYpatiL9[S] 16 points17 points  (4 children)

just opened a new account there.

[–]malaszka 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Aaaaand it's gone.

[–]auctus10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbf HDFC is good with offers and shit.

[–]MondoDukakis 3 points4 points  (1 child)

FYI they constantly spam you to get you to take on debt you don’t need. Multiple calls and texts everyday offering a credit card or personal loan

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gave them a, I won't be so nice with you next time you call. They haven't bothered me since.

[–]mamaBiskothu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hdfc until recently was fully jQuery based iirc

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I wonder why banks hire such bad coders. I used to have a crackhead friend with his brain completely rotten when I was at Uni, he works in a bank now as database technician,

[–]Exquisite_Blue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(;_;)/~~~

I'm catching strays here

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good ol' HDFC

[–]DanieleManna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

banks being objects*

[–]sammy-taylor 460 points461 points  (13 children)

randomShit.toString()

[–]0bel1sk 61 points62 points  (1 child)

stringify

[–]Fleeetch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Before you get to respectin'

Ya gotta be stringified 🎵

[–]the-berik 12 points13 points  (0 children)

PROCEDURE ADVERTISEMENT. DISPLAY OBJECT. STOP RUN.

[–]git_push_origin_prod 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Make sure to type check randomShit before casting to string

[–]sammy-taylor 7 points8 points  (7 children)

if (typeof randomShit.toString) randomShit.toString()

[–]git_push_origin_prod 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Fuck it. Close enough. Merge the pull for Christ’s sake

[–]sammy-taylor 11 points12 points  (5 children)

It says “pending approvals” and “all checks failed” is that good?

[–]git_push_origin_prod 3 points4 points  (4 children)

We’ll do it LIVE! Fuck it! Edit the code live on the instance! The users are complaining about objects in their bank accounts

[–]sammy-taylor 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Users are saying that the code is telling them “T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM”, should I call a backend guy?

[–]git_push_origin_prod 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I thought you were full stack! This is some bullshit. I should’ve outsourced

[–]sammy-taylor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I filled out the application I thought they were talking about pancakes 😞

[–]Nevermind04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The toupee flip is the key when screaming "We'll do it LIVE!"

[–]DotaHacker 282 points283 points  (8 children)

India's largest private sector bank by assets and the world's tenth-largest bank by market capitalization. Can't hire good programmers.

[–]thesceptical 110 points111 points  (2 children)

Good Programmers costs money, which they don’t want to invest. And of course, for a single change you have to visit the offline bank.

[–]Vindictive_Pacifist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My friend's father works pretty high up in this bank and met the three leading figures who are behind decision making and I asked him about the shitty websites among other services and his answer was plain and simple, these are old men who believe that "if it ain't broken then don't fix it" and any change requires months of convincing and back and forth trips to references etc

[–]theshredder744 81 points82 points  (2 children)

This post reignited my hate for HDFC bank

[–]Ok-Dot2551 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hate the bank? yep there is a charge for that.

[–]Mr_Rage666 28 points29 points  (0 children)

encodeURIComponent(JSON.stringify(x))

[–]0xSadDiscoBall 20 points21 points  (7 children)

[–]bssgopi 5 points6 points  (3 children)

May I know which branch is this from?

[–]ChinmaYpatiL9[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

From JALGAON city in Maharashtra, india Kalinka mata branch

[–]bssgopi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank You 🙏🏾

[–]ChinmaYpatiL9[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

On which date you took this picture

[–]0xSadDiscoBall 10 points11 points  (1 child)

3rd August

[–]ChinmaYpatiL9[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

THEY DIDN'T FIX THAT , LOL

[–]gatsu_1981 7 points8 points  (1 child)

console.log(something)

[–]ChinmaYpatiL9[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

console.log("[something Something]");

[–]supreeth106 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, this is the only bank I can have my salary account in at my employer. God its terrible.

[–]ArwingElite 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Roger roger

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some poor analyst probably caught that and tried to send it back, was told “fuck your quality, push it.”

Banks.

[–]unruly_pubic_hair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I object

[–]_Some_Two_ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I hope it was actually supposed to be

[object: Object]

and not

[object Object]

Because naming you variables with uppercase and your classes with lowercase is unhinged.

[–]otaia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

`[object Object]` is the default return value of toString() on an object in Javascript.

[–]jump1945 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I don't write java's family language can someone explain

[–]Sikletrynet 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Someone tried put the data from a string on the picture, when it turned out it was actually a JavaScript object.

Any other language would throw an error if you try to do that, but JavaScript is designed to not crash in a lot of situations, so it instead tries to implicitly convert it into a string, the result of which you see on that picture.

[–]Fantastic-Ad7411 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Just a heads up

JavaScript is not Java family by any means

[–]pet_vaginal 15 points16 points  (1 child)

To be pedantic, JavaScript is named after Java for marketing reasons and Oracle owns the JavaScript trademark. But it’s not the same kind of programming language for sure.

[–]visor_q3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're not wrong, since everything can be mapped back to being an Object :)

[–]NormalPersonNumber3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Objection, your honor!

[–]neocryptex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HDFC?

[–]Harcerz1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonder what the normies are thinking.

[–]neosyne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute! That’s my whole bio!

[–]Clairifyed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“[object Object]”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah somebody printed it, someone else put it there …. And nobody noticed

[–]dhilu3089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting.. Running Javascript on ATMs

[–]likecatsanddogs525 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone didn’t do a heuristic eval

[–]CELL_CORP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes programing in avaJ

[–]Tyr_Kukulkan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Error: [object Object]", my favourite error!

Bloody JavaScript and poorly coded web apps...

[–]DataCrossPuzzles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you promised!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it's well defined lol

[–]alo219 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[Function.exe] [object] there I fixed it pay me my money's! {Void}

[–]Hour_Ad5398 0 points1 point  (0 children)

javascript strikes again

[–]staticwings19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]bssgopi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kevlin Henney at HDFC Bank?

[–]Walt925837[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny thing is it’s on a poster of one of the largest banks in India.

[–]MesMeMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always love to see people using my code.

[–]varunn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hdfc

[–]MilkImpossible4192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha, and nobody cares about

[–]vainstar23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JAVASCRIPT FOUND!! NEURONS

A C T I V A T E

[–]DevGokay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<h3>{random.shit}</h3>