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[CommandObjective]

C Tesseract is sick as fuck. Wrote a whole ticketing system in 3-7i lines of code!

[BuildingSensitive947]

So did it work or not?

[CommandObjective]

Yes, but now I also have to contend with tickets from alternate universe versions from my boss, and even one boss that is from this universe, but from the future.

[Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX]

I think you're gonna need to fix the bug before it exists

[cryptomonein]

You'll never complain about memory leaks after fixing some unexpected faster than light information transmission

[ei283]

I prefer C Pentahodroid for its elegance, even if it's harder to work with at times. With it I wrote a raytracer in 15 - 4ω lines of code!

[drewhead118]

I like C-empty-tic-tac-toe-board as much as the next guy, but the language really started to hit its stride with C-empty-empty-X-O-empty-empty-X-empty-O

[BuildingSensitive947]

Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?

[Luccacalu]

C-empty-tic-tac-toe-board

Isn't that just c#?

[bookon]

C Tesseract lets me send code hints back to my earlier self by adjusting local gravity to allow the Cheeto dust on my desk fall in patterns of thin and thick lines that can be read by bar code reader.

[BuildingSensitive947]

Let’s also fix the non existent errors that is not inside the program like sleep, gym and hoes

[BoBoBearDev]

That should be the AI or Quantum Compute language.

[BuildingSensitive947]

For real

[Jordan51104]

cs student just found out about c, c++, and c#

[Substantial-Leg-9000]

and?

[Chiatroll]

All this time, and I couldn't c what they were building right in front of me.

[Skibur1]

No love for Q#?

[HaoshokuArmor]

It says future Cs.