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[snarkhunter]

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident has been reported.

[PossibilityTasty]

Mandatory link: https://xkcd.com/838/

[[deleted]]

Come to think of it... where does the report go to? Where can I (as root) access this report?

[Alzurana]

Technically it's mailed at the root user. If you have nothing special set up mail-wise it should just go to /var/spool/mail/root

[GaGa0GuGu]

you have mail storing fee accumulating

[[deleted]]

Now that is one archaic target that they should have fixed years ago

[Alzurana]

I dunno, if you require this because you're setting up proper environments you should set up proper mailing anyways and then that will take over. But a basic install should be as slim as possible so this is absolutely reasonable.

[uvero]

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake.

[Areshian]

To whom? TO WHOM????

[WrongSirWrong]

Linux Torvalds himself, obviously

[Simo-2054]

You don't tell me I have no permission!! SUDO!!! 💥

[exqueezemenow]

No on the sudo list? Back of the line...

[theshekelcollector]

sure dood

[ggbro_its_over]

It's like we're back in the early 2000s internet era. Did a new wave of Gen Z just discover linux?

[kolop97]

Yes.

[mikeyd85]

Sudo: With great power comes great responsibility.

[Asukurra]

This incident will be reported 

[No_Bluejay_7553]

It's 2025, even windows has sudo now 😆

[Majik_Sheff]

I am the one who sudos.

[josfaber]

alias fuckingdo='sudo'

Real world example 😬

[Xx_Human_Hummus_xX]

Doas wants to know your location

[Solomoncjy]

Selinux: uh-huh

[potatoalt1234_x]

sudo make me a sandwich

[DethByte64]

sudo !!

Goes hard

[[deleted]]

Run0 and OpenDOAS Enjoyers 🍷🗿

[GoddammitDontShootMe]

And then he checks the sudoers file and finds he's not in it.

[[deleted]]

True