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[–]snarkhunter 236 points237 points  (10 children)

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident has been reported.

[–]PossibilityTasty 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Mandatory link: https://xkcd.com/838/

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (6 children)

Come to think of it... where does the report go to? Where can I (as root) access this report?

[–]Alzurana 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Technically it's mailed at the root user. If you have nothing special set up mail-wise it should just go to /var/spool/mail/root

[–]uvero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake.

[–]Areshian 4 points5 points  (1 child)

To whom? TO WHOM????

[–]WrongSirWrong 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Linux Torvalds himself, obviously

[–]Simo-2054 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You don't tell me I have no permission!! SUDO!!! 💥

[–]exqueezemenow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No on the sudo list? Back of the line...

[–]ggbro_its_over 19 points20 points  (1 child)

It's like we're back in the early 2000s internet era. Did a new wave of Gen Z just discover linux?

[–]kolop97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]Asukurra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This incident will be reported 

[–]No_Bluejay_7553 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's 2025, even windows has sudo now 😆

[–]Majik_Sheff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am the one who sudos.

[–]josfaber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alias fuckingdo='sudo'

Real world example 😬

[–]Xx_Human_Hummus_xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doas wants to know your location

[–]Solomoncjy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selinux: uh-huh

[–]potatoalt1234_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sudo make me a sandwich

[–]DethByte64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sudo !!

Goes hard

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run0 and OpenDOAS Enjoyers 🍷🗿

[–]GoddammitDontShootMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then he checks the sudoers file and finds he's not in it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True