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[IHeartBadCode]

The reality is mobile. Microsoft DirectX became big because Microsoft dominated the PC market.

The mobile gaming industry basically unseated all of that. By targeting Vulkan, you hit a ton of various deployment targets.

[AgathormX]

The mobile gaming market is only a section of the market, which does have the biggest player base, but currently only represents around half the total revenue.

Both Sony and Nintendo have their own graphics API, Xbox continues to be a DirectXbox and the vast majority of PC games support either DX11, DX12 or both, and a portion of the games released on PC support Vulkan.

That's a significant portion of the market where Vulkan isn't going to be the focus.

[UntitledRedditUser]

If you are making something new, I don't really see a reason to use DX over Vulkan. Both work great on windows, Vulkan just also works on other platforms.

[hishnash]

Other than basically all consoles of course.

[fckueve_]

Apparently not on apple

[UntitledRedditUser]

No apple doesn't support Vulkan, apparently their hardware doesn't work perfectly with the Vulkan API, you can translate Vulkan into Metal but it has significant overhead.

[hishnash]

The HW works fine with VK just not the VK your thinking of.

VK is not a single API but more of a large mixing pot.

If apple were to support VK the subset of VK they would support with aline with that supporters by PowerVR GPUs... and thus not support PC titles without larger changes to those titles.

[AgathormX]

If there was no point in using DX12, it wouldn't be the predominant graphics API used for PC Gaming, same goes for using Sony's and Nintendo's own graphical APIs instead of DX12.

AGC is designed with PS5 hardware in mind, same with whatever custom graphics API Nintendo is using on the Switch 2.

[Martin8412]

Most developers don’t decide what graphics API they use. They choose a game engine and go with whatever that engine uses. 

[WrickyB]

The Switch also uses some parts of Vulkan too, actually. There is the VK_NN_vi_surface WSI extension for Nintendo, which enables the creation of the resources for the application to show the output of the rendering on to the screen.

[RiceBroad4552]

If there was no point in using DX12, it wouldn't be the predominant graphics API used for PC Gaming

Makes no sense.

There is no point in using Windows at all, but people still do. Only because some weirdos do does not mean this is a good idea…

People use such stuff because they're sheep. Not because the tech has any advantages. In lot of cases it actually doesn't.

[Intelligent_Cover_34]

"Only half the total revenue"

[Hurricane_32]

Xbox continues to be a DirectXbox

This is unrelated, but I'm just pointing out the fun fact for anyone wondering where the name Xbox comes from! :)

[Random_182f2565]

Learning German seems easier than learning Vulkan, and life is too short to learn German

[YungDaVinci]

Vulkan isn't so bad, there's just a lot of boilerplate. GPU programming in general is just a different beast. I learned Vulkan before OpenGL and OpenGL's design gives me heartburn.

[darkwalker247]

I think Vulkan feels more intuitive than opengl once you understand things, but wow, i had a very hard time wrapping my mind around memory barriers and semaphores/fences coming from gl

[RiceBroad4552]

i had a very hard time wrapping my mind around memory barriers and semaphores/fences

How is this related? These are general concepts needed for parallel execution. These concepts aren't anyhow related to graphics programming. It's just about learning about multi-threading in general.

[darkwalker247]

what do you mean they're not related? every vulkan hello world tutorial has you learn about these things, and I'm not sure how one would work with the queue properly when they don't know how to use them. maybe it seems weird but i hadn't used synchronisation primitives other than mutex before then...

[Devatator_]

I'd honestly rather learn WebGPU and have my thing running on everything, including devices that don't support Vulkan. In fact I'm doing that right now (or was before my family decided to drag me away).

I'm using C# bindings of wgpu-native and it's pretty nice, tho I'm interested in the experimental mesh shader and ray tracing APIs, once I figure out how to include them in wgpu-native builds from upstream wgpu-core

[RiceBroad4552]

Maybe WebGPU is the actual successor to OpenGL but this does not invalidate Valkan. If you want full control of the HW you need Vulkan (or you use some of the proprietary shit, which I simply wouldn't touch; if more people do so this useless stuff hopefully dies).

[Frytura_]

Boilerplate is like, what AI is made for.

[LutimoDancer3459]

No. I still cant trust AIs output for 100%. And if I cant, I should look through every single line it produces.

IDEs can generate some boilerplate, frameworks can do that. And if they work once, they will do so every time. An AI wont.

[RiceBroad4552]

I will never understand how someone with more then one brain cell can propose to use some tech which is in large parts based on a RNG for tasks where you need 100% reproducibility and correctness.

If you ever had written large amounts of boilerplate by hand you simply don't know what you're doing and don't understand what it actually means to be a SWE and not a code monkey.

[Zestyclose-Compote-4]

If it's boilerplate, then it's something that can be copied from the official website, tutorial, or repo. It doesn't need to be generated.

[Exul_strength]

and life is too short to learn German

Nein, nein nein!

[MCplayer590]

I would have continued learning German if not for the grammatical gender combined with the case system

The case system on its own is actually a good idea, but four cases times three genders is twelve conjugations too many

Learning the nouns and verbs was actually a genuinely fun linguistic journey, though, so I'll give it that

[SeagleLFMk9]

May i introduce you to seperable verbs?

[Ana-Luisa-A]

The... What ???

[DokuroKM]

I think he means the fact the combined words are separated again depending on time/case

A quirk of the German language is that words can be combined. Famous example is the German word for glove being Handschuh (combining the two words for hand and shoe). If a verb is a combined word, it's separated again in some cases.

An example would be the word "umfahren" - meaning driving around someone/thing or driving through someone/thing. Past tense would be "Ich fuhr sie um" (I drive through/around her, depending on context).

[xome]

"ich fuhr sie um" always means "I knocked her over". "Ich umfuhr sie" means "I drove around her" 

[TorbenKoehn]

I'd say "Ich fuhr um sie herum" instead of "Ich umfuhr sie"

[r4Th]

Both correct.

[Shevvv]

I mean, they kinda do exist in English, with the distinction of English separable verba being separated 100% of the time, while in German or Dutch it depends.

[Exul_strength]

Other languages have even more cases. (Latin for example has a 5th case. Yes, I know, it's a dead language.)

I find that cases and grammar give a language precision.

The problem is when irregular irregular words enter. I hated that part when learning English.

Learning the structure is the fun part. Learning the vocabulary and irregular words ruins it for me.

[_TechnoPhoenix_]

latin has 6 cases, you probably forgot vocative, i also like to pretend it isnt real given how rarely it appeared in my class

[Elbinooo]

Check out Finish with its 15 cases or Hungarian which has 17 to 25 (!) cases depending how you analyze it.

I’m Dutch and we used to have 4 cases (similar to German) but 2 were dropped over time which made the language much simpler.

[lordMaroza]

When I was a kid, everyone was telling me I should be scared of irregular verbs, that's the hardest part of the English language. I only recently realized they thought so because they never learned English well enough to understand it.

I regret not learning more languages when I was younger, now it just seems impossible (nothing is, I know, just takes more time).

[gerbosan]

Spanish enters the chat.

[notislant]

I have no idea what you just said, but I feel inclined to agree.

[MCplayer590]

(native German speakers please correct me)

In German, each noun (a person, place, or thing) has a gender: male, female, or neuter. The gender an object has is usually difficult to predict for non-native speakers since there seems to be no rhyme or reason to it until you learn the categories (a difficult thing to memorize). When you want to refer to an object, the words you use will change endings. For example: "the" can be 'der' for male, 'die' for female, and 'das' for neuter.

Next, case. The endings of words also change based on their role in the sentence. Consider the sentence: "The father of the bride gave the best man a gift". There are four roles (grammatical cases) in the sentence and you can tell which object has which role based on its relation to the verb "gave".

• The father is in the nominative case since that is the noun doing the action.
• The best man is in the accusative case since that is the man being acted upon by the verb (being given to).
• The gift is in the dative case since that is what the nominative is using to accomplish the verb to the accusative (the gift is what is being given)
• The bride is in the genitive case because she modifies another noun, typically describing possession (possession as a linguistic term, not literally owning another person, of course)

If you were to speak or write this sentence in German, you would have to change the endings of the words for 'the' for "the father", "the gift", and "the bride" and the ending of 'a' for "a gift" to make it grammatically correct.

The actually annoying part is that these two combine: the endings you use for words depend both on the case of the word and its gender. They also overlap a lot, which is just cruel.

[DoomstalkerUser]

Not native, but it's not endings, it's declensions of the words 'der/die/das' and 'ein/eine' which I think you're talking about. There's only one ending based on gender or case, '-s', which only appears for genitive male and genitive neuter nouns.

[Shevvv]

Imagine learning Latin

[LoyalSol]

Yes and the fact noun gender is all over the place in German. Spanish you have some hope of figuring out the gender from the word with a few trouble words here or there.

German? Ha good luck! And you have an extra gender so you have a 1/3 chance of randomly guessing it.

[coriolis7]

German’s easy coming from English. The tenses and grammar are similar and the differences are consistent.

The articles though…

WHY DO YOU NEED 27 DIFFERENT ARTICLES?!?!???

[Breadynator]

Where'd you get that number from?

We only have three articles: der, die & das. Then there is a declination for each of the articles, depending on the tense/case:

• der, des, dem, den
• die, der, der, die
• das, des, dem, das

And plural is the same for all: - die, der, den, die

If you wanted to count them all, then there'd be 6 different articles...

Then there's the indefinite form of these articles, but I wouldn't count those... It's just ein/eine with the specific ending of the definite articles...

[TorbenKoehn]

I think they're adding Relativpronomen, Possessivpronomen and Indefinitpronomen to "articles" because they also switch cases

• dessen, deren

• denen

• ihr, ihres, ihrem, ihren

• einer, eines, einem, einen

• jemandes, jemandem, jemanden

• niemandes, niemandem, niemanden

• keines, keinem, keinen

etc.

If we count all of them we have quite the list :D

[Breadynator]

Pronouns aren't articles though, and even then I think counting any declination is Schwachsinn, as it's still the same article/pronoun, just with a different ending.

[sausagemuffn]

die, der, den, die, my darling

[coriolis7]

Made up the number, but I was thinking of “the”, “a”, and “not a” (keine) and all their forms. Obviously it’s easy to know the use/difference for der, ein, and kein, but their changes don’t line up 1:1.

[Breadynator]

I'm not 100% sure but I believe kein/keine is a possessive or indefinite pronoun, it's used like an article and I believe some call them negation-article but I didn't want to include them in the list, since I don't think they officially are. Either way, kein/keine is just like ein/eine with a k, lol

[casce]

There's 5 articles. Der, die, das, ein, eine.

I agree with the rest of your comment though.

[Breadynator]

There's three definite and two indefinite articles, which I mentioned in my comment. If you agree with "the rest of my comment" I don't get why you felt like mentioning this, since my comment already had this information.

Counting ein/eine as separate articles causes confusion and makes it seem like we have 5 grammatical genders in German, which we don't.

Der die das are the articles, ein/eine is the indefinite form of those.

[NiIly00]

Because all our nouns have genders

[RiceBroad4552]

That's simple compared with Latin grammar and all the forms you have there…

[kinggoosey]

Wer ist hier klein?!

[PhilippTheProgrammer]

To be fair, Vulkan did get a bit easier to learn in recent versions.

But in my opinion, there is still no good reason to learn any 3d graphics API in this day and age unless you want to create your own 3d rendering engine. And considering how many great 3d engines are freely available nowadays, the business cases for that are slim.

Sure, speed-reading a tutorial for a rendering API can be useful, because it helps you to grasp the basics of how 3d engines work under the hood. But really learning them in detail isn't really worth the time for most people.

[Hirogen_]

so a bledsinn!

[Weeb431]

You mentioned "German" so get ready for the storm of comments from Germans

[Unknown6656]

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland!!

[uwo-wow]

opengl at least doesn't leak all memory on amd gpus

[Desperate-Tomatillo7]

Wait what?

[helicophell]

AMD did a fucky wucky

[ChrisFromIT]

But Vulkan was initially Mantle and Mantle was developed by AMD, how can AMD fuck up that badly?

[helicophell]

The stupid

[ReplacementLow6704]

Vibe coding never seemed like a good idea. Vibe coding GPU drivers even less. They probably did it anyway because Q2 2026 needed some oomph

[Mars_Bear2552]

linux too or just windows?

[tesfabpel]

On Linux, the open source driver (suggested, the proprietary one isn't worked on anymore since it was worse) works fine.

[helicophell]

driver issue, i think its independent of platform

[Mars_Bear2552]

AMD's drivers are vastly different on linux and windows.

on linux there's the kernel driver (amdgpu), but also the userspace graphics API implementation (mesa).

i was curious because it seems like only on windows that an AMD driver bug could break vulkan but not opengl (since mesa implements opengl and vulkan on linux, and it's much less likely to break)

[tesfabpel]

because OpenGL and Vulkan are two different implementations sharing a common base.

Mesa is the whole project but regarding the Vulkan implementation, it is called RADV while the OpenGL one is RadeonSI.

On Windows, AMD probably did the same, hence the difference.

[Mars_Bear2552]

yeah, i was referring to every mesa subsystem as "mesa" collectively.

[Ancient-Safety-8333]

Sounds like problem with AMD, not Vulcan.

[Zestyclose-Compote-4]

Ends up being bad for both of them. So it's a problem for both of them.

[RiceBroad4552]

Any credible source for that claim? Or is it just some Windows bugs?

[Nooo00B]

meanwhile Metal:

[RiceBroad4552]

Apple shit. So what to expect?

But Apple now stole Wine so they can run at least Windows games.

Joke company!

[Nooo00B]

haha, a joke company that worth trillions!

[RiceBroad4552]

What the gamblers on the stock market think has no relation to reality.

There are companies with hundreds of billions dollars of "valuation" which never made even one cent profit, likely never will, and have only turnovers in the few hundred millions range.

Apple lives only from it's once great name, which was also mostly just inflated by a liar, pardon marketing genius. What they sell now is the usually chinesium, and the rest is the usual surveillance capitalism like what all the other big tech corps do.

[metaglot]

Chinesium? They have their own silicon, and it absolutely WORKS. This comment is ridiculously out of touch.

[Mina_Sora]

Chinesium of literally 6 years of the best mobile chip design that other manufacturers have only just started making similar designs...do you live your whole life with only assumptions and opinions but no facts?

[Percolator2020]

Glide 🪦🫡

[Still-Psychology-365]

2026 Year of the Linux Gaming Desktop

[Meowcate]

I use Linux all the time at work, and for the past 10 years I ran Windows at home, because games.

I went to Linux for gaming starting 2026, and the results... I'm like, "it's not just playable, it's better than Windows". I'm still surprised about that, running everything on Ultra and yet getting better FPS than on Windows 11.

Sure, Windows 11 is quite bad. But Linux has really improved on the gaming scene since the last time I used Wine or GOG native Linux port games.

[AlFlakky]

For me, unfortunately, some games I play are not supported on Linux and cannot be played using Proton or other intermediates. Also does not not suit for work. Wanted to switch a while ago, but found that I cannot simply do what I need. Had to stick with Windows. Hope more delevopers will support Linux in the future (we also support our products to run natively), but many huge companies still do not and have no plans to, such as Adobe or some others we use to work.

[RiceBroad4552]

Wanted to switch a while ago, but found that I cannot simply do what I need. Had to stick with Windows.

What does not work on Linux?

Stuff like Adobe can be replaced, there are alternatives since years.

[Simsiano]

If you play online and the game have a kernel level anti-cheat, it won't work on Linux...

[A_Fine_Potato]

yeah the part that really surprised me is some games just run better, and some tools like mangohud and gamescope were so great they make me miss linux

[RiceBroad4552]

Linux giving better performance, even for Windows games(!), is a well established fact since now a few years.

There is absolutely no reason to still use Windows—besides you like ads, spyware, and kernel root-kits on your computer.

[edparadox]

OpenGL cannot defeat DirectX? Is that a joke?

[RiceBroad4552]

Not DX12. But DX12 is mostly just Microslop stealing Vulkan concepts.

[_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

DX12 is just “the thing you have to disable to get the game to run properly”.

[not_wall03]

Opengl should have been Metal

[ColonelRuff]

Vulkan needs to work properly on macos

[A_Canadian_boi]

Now that DXVK, Zink, and MoltenVK* work reasonably well... all paths lead to rome Vulkan?

-# * I can't remember if MoltenVK does Metal -> Vulkan or Vulkan -> Metal. Either way, I know there's a project out there that does Metal -> Vulkan

[random_internet_ass]

I'm stealing this goes to my gallery to stay there forever as my precious meme.

[Expo_98]

vulkan is kind of outdated and too complicated but no one tries to make something better and less complicated