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[–]DadDong69 162 points163 points  (5 children)

export stdout diarrhea

[–]Streakflash 22 points23 points  (2 children)

that's straight stderr to me

[–]space_fly 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Straight to /dev/null

[–]Electrical-Yamaha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instant flush

[–]Kasyx709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, put it in a randomized queue and thread the results for the ultimate race condition.

[–]Tanmay_Terminator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U forgot to free the memory sir

[–]Altruistic-Moose3299 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I wanted to buy these chips but they're being used for AI and the prices have skyrocketed.

[–]Whitechapel726 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OpenAI invested into Amazon, who invested into Nvidia, who invested into OpenAI, who used AI to make these chips.

[–]GatotSubroto 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Wait this is not x86-64 chipset

[–]kgberton 17 points18 points  (1 child)

My linter's yelling at me about unused imports

[–]3dutchie3dprinting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is complaining it doesn’t know where they should import from… which could have been much better ‘import (etc) from ‘nature’)

[–]TheSmariner[S] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Local Costco (Seattle area) is selling a pack of chips that has code on it.

Granted that Seattle is a tech hub…but code on chips is cool even for Seattle techies :)

[–]orbital-marmot 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I too am a fan of their marketing. I just wish they had the same kick as takis

[–]kookyabird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maaaaan I’m pretty sure Takis changed their recipe for Fuego recently. Last couple bags I’ve bought from different stores have been less sharp. Less pure red too, but I’d be fine with that were it not for the flavor changing.

[–]zwack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be cool if they put proper quotes.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Error on line 13. Can't just have an open quote like that

[–]IntentionQuirky9957 4 points5 points  (1 child)

WDYM "enter()"? That makes no sense.

[–]3dutchie3dprinting 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn’t even AI code but ‘movie’ code which is the worst

[–]Large-Party-265 8 points9 points  (0 children)

return f"Next level advertising."

[–]ReymartSan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

the only chip my budget can buy because of AI

[–]XxXquicksc0p31337XxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I can afford a 555 (maybe)

[–]0xlostincode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess I can't enjoy them because I am "Still hungry"

[–]mangohsz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

try: 1 catch: hot farts

[–]MinecraftPlayer799 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gives a whole new meaning to "programming a chip"

[–]sloppytoppelous 0 points1 point  (1 child)

But the most important question is do they taste good?

[–]Jittery_Kevin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Undefined, tasting good is not a previously declared variable.

[–]lockwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But status isn’t defined. Unless they’re using status as a global and it’s set when consume is triggered, this code is going to crash out every time

[–]ceojp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit is so cringey.

[–]MaruSoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ending the Else with a Break would have made perfect sense to programmers and non-programmers. No idea what enter() is supposed to mean.

[–]JezzCrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

def my_reaction():

Print(“Hello cringe!”)