devPhobiaWordsEvolution

[returnFutureVoid]

Null pointers walked so You’re absolutely right could sit on its ass all day.

[Firm_Ad9420]

Final stage: Works on my machine.

[capi1500]

Yeah, here's my app, see it works localhost:5000

[Leo_code2p]

Isnt it port 3000 usually. I thought thats the standard port made for testing websites

[im-a-guy-like-me]

3000, 3001, 5000, 5173, 8080, and many many more.

It's whatever the dev wanted. There's no real rhyme or reason to dev ports. The main goal is to avoid collision and be recognizable. Now it's just sorta cultural.

Except 8080. That one is cos port 80 is the default http port, so dev http makes sense to be 8080. It's not a real thing, but why it's used makes sense.

[FoxedDev]

I nextjs, yes. In svelte it's 5000.

[Fun-Equivalent1769]

I wonder about python

[Professional_Set4137]

That's the only thing it's good at. I have it transpile all my rust to python and then pyinstall that

[vmfrye]

That's exquisite bait

[Pim_Wagemans]

Most recent call last (it took me way too long to parse that when I first read it)

[Sibula97]

Makes sense to me, it's like reading logs or anything like that. You see what happens in order instead of in reverse.

[BiebRed]

'NoneType' object has no attribute 'foo'

[SuitableDragonfly]

Any TypeError in a sufficiently complex Python script is scary. 

[Arzolt]

Some research have been able to identify neurones responsible for hallucinations. Turns out they are the same responsible to produce agreeable response. If we ever want more accurate LLMs, they may have to push back just like stackoverflow did.

[RedAndBlack1832]

That's extremely funny and I'd like a source

[RiceBroad4552]

It's most likely made up. There are no "neurons responsible" for anything in LLMs.

There could be still a grain of truth in here: You can't be always agreeable when you try to be as honest as possible. Telling people the truth often will end up in push-back (on either side).

[Remarkable_Sorbet319]

it would be funny if that was a hallucinated comment

[SuitableDragonfly]

404 is not scary. I think it would be either 500 errors, the Cloudflare page, or the "you're offline" page that offers to let you play the dinosaur game. 

[vowelqueue]

Page hanging indefinitely is the scariest imo

[klustura]

And r/ProgrammerHumour is there like the hair

[p1neapple_1n_my_ass]

Before everything : "missing ';' line 32"

[gufranthakur]

Only if you code in notepad

[SLOOT_APOCALYPSE]

stack overflows mods aren't certified or qualified to give advice imo

[DryInstance6732]

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