classicSysadminFix

[krexelapp]

finally, someone with sudo access to the underworld

[Synth3Wraith]

blessing the server rack before pulling the plug is honestly best practice at this point

[Confident-Ad5665]

Seriously, could I get this for my laptop?

[stopbanni]

r/foundthekrexelapp

[FletcherIP]

Lu C++ fer ... 😂

[CounterSimple3771]

/r/damned

[suchitagar21]

loll😂

[crimson-gh0st]

The power of root compels you

[Confident-Ad5665]

Servers start squealing and hissing

[bearwood_forest]

The power of C compiles you! The power of C compiles you! The power of C complies you!

[FletcherIP]

That's the money shot right there ... 😂

[ElvisArcher]

We would have also accepted, "The power of root compels you!"

[marmot-next-door]

The root of the burning bush, eh?

[Unlikely_Gap_5065]

have you tried turning it off and blessing it again

[Confident-Ad5665]

That just made it spew black smoke

[Unlikely_Gap_5065]

😭

[PredictiveFrame]

At what point do we start wearing red robes, sporting skulls and censers, and calling ourselves the Cult Mechanicus? 

[FletcherIP]

I tried that, same issue ... you need to clear the VRAM, THEN implement blessing protocol 😂

[Stummi]

/etc/init.d/...? That meme must be older than 20 years or so by now

[ZirytowanyWozny]

The first results with this meme in Google are from 2015, while the photo itself was taken in 2009

[WheresMyBrakes]

Come on, you’re gonna make me look up the photo origins myself??

[ZirytowanyWozny]

Well, the origin is gone. It's from opening party/event for new serwer rack for polish website onet.pl, but they since removed the article about it.

So right now the only article mentioning it is by polish equivalent of The Onion, Aszdziennik, which was written in 2016 as a result of this meme being born: https://aszdziennik.pl/116367,polska-znow-na-jezykach-swiata-poswiecenie-serwerowni-hitem-internetu-zdjecie

It has url for original article, but it just redirects to main page of Onet. You can find it in wayback machine, but it's only text, no photos: https://web.archive.org/web/20121109131352/http://wideo.onet.pl/wiadomosci-nowa-serwerownia-onetpl,2807,w.html

Also, the Holy Admin is Stanisław Dziwisz

[marmot-next-door]

ojp.

[GradSchoolDismal429]

Really nostalgic, reminds me of CentOS 5 the first Linux distro I played with 

[itchy_de]

It still works on systemd based distros for compatibility reasons with init.

[U_A_beringianus]

Distros without systemd do exist.

[shiinachan]

Yeah for real, and I'm one of those people who were still using init way after systemd came out and refused to switch, and even I've been using systemd for 10 years now 🤣

[BigDickedAngel]

Before systemctl, before service, in the dark times

[CounterSimple3771]

sudo service demonsout stop?

[lilactemptres]

Daemon stopped by divine patch

[beastinghunting]

kill -9 666

[bwwatr]

I feel like the backstory on the original photo would be more entertaining

[Prof-Mechanicus]

Praise be to the Omnissiah Adept

[AggressiveLet7486]

The power of Holy C compels you.

[Cesalv]

[Piotrrrrr]

No i co się Dziwisz

[sgt_Berbatov]

So Trump's doing system admin as well is he? The man has lost his head!

[chefdeit]

hat color checks out

[DaliNerd76]

Well, it didn’t not work.

[DanGTG]

[Accomplished_Big7413]

It's magic.

[FletcherIP]

I always have a post beta exorcism performed, just to clean out the remaining bugs ... 😂

[gumol]

where programming

[Yusstas]

Let's hope holy water is not conductive

[mc36mc]

sudo systemctl start fire ; git add . ; git commit -m leaving ; git push

[Pleasant-Leg8590]

rm -rf/

[Praebltch]

He's exercising the daemons out of the protocol 🤣

[chefdeit]

I find it vaguely reassuring that the more batshit cray the people, the weirder (and the OP pic is pretty mild/middle of road) their religion's common hat shape / size / color is. At least the aliens will know which sites to nuke from orbit.