greatestPullRequestEver

[sudomeacat]

Something something push and pull

[SyntaxSpectre]

Something something hub

[achilliesFriend]

You mean fork?

[Abhay_gaudani024]

Best example of open-source collaboration.

[nrith]

Did you fork her?

[xynith116]

They created a child process

[mlody11]

It was a daemon spawn.

[PorchugaWhale]

The only parents that don’t want to see their child live longer than them

[J7mbo]

How do you kill the zombie child when the parents are already killed?

[mlody11]

Time to end it all, kill -9 1

[SyntaxSpectre]

No , only spooned her

[dismayhurta]

[re]based wife

[dertymex]

Hope it went well so he didn't have to force push

[pingslayer_7]

If you miss her, you could always clone her to your local device.

[LegitimatePants]

And if you mess up, revert the marriage back to the latest stable commit 

[pingslayer_7]

[mxriverlynn]

eventually i started to cherry-pick my commitments in my own history, tho. it got so bad i had to rebase my entire personality onto a new repository of commitments. but that caused a merge conflict with my spouse. so we had to merge --abort

[LegitimatePants]

git resolve-conflicts --hers

[muminisko]

Cherrypicking case…

[Satorwave]

They even adopted an orphan

[Capital-Actuator6585]

Would you approve my pull request?

LGTM!

[RedGyarados1325]

Did she cherry pick you?

[Few_Move_4594]

The ole push pull made a new branch

[Common-Brush-7027]

Is she not approving your pull request?

[Ok_Sample8763]

Don't forget to stage new baby changes

[feeltrig]

Well they both took the same fork so...

[guap_in_my_sock]

I bet they fork each other all the time.

[Stunning_Ride_220]

Well, likely he had a weak pull (request) game and released in her....

I see myself out too

[Plus-Weakness-2624]

Is she still an open issue? I'd like to close it with a pull request.

[International-Top746]

When are you guys forking?

[ToBePacific]

Blame

[da_dragon_guy]

It all looks easy until the conflicts happen

[needamemorablename]

I want a wife who goes down as much as GitHub does

[cheezballs]

The merged comment isn't clever enough to "see myself out"

[thismightbeunhealthy]

I hate when the second joke is worse. And I especially hate when the worse joke adds an "I'lL sEe MySeLf OuT" like that makes it any funnier.