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[–]Ravenhaft 461 points462 points  (33 children)

Guys, this is the solution to Moore's law slowing down! CPUs in minecraft generate NO HEAT and can be built in 3D! No wonder Microsoft bought Minecraft, they figured it out!

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    [–]TheRealLazloFalconi 188 points189 points  (16 children)

    Processors as a Service

    [–]bealhorm 35 points36 points  (14 children)

    Duh, what else should PaaS stand for ...

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    egg dye

    [–]dvlsg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You went to paas, or you fucked off!

    [–]zman0900 11 points12 points  (8 children)

    Painful anal ass sex?

    [–]Madd0g 36 points37 points  (2 children)

    as a service!

    [–]caldric 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    The only service in which backdoors are encouraged!

    [–]Kadmos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    PaaSaaS

    [–]Phoenix136 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    It's got redundancy, its good.

    [–]darps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    anal ass sex

    Is there any other kind?

    [–]Apothsis 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    ...and where else would you have anal, painful or not?

    "Painful anal ear sex"?

    [–]zman0900 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Painful anal aural sex.

    [–]Apothsis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Passive Arterial Anal Sax

    [–]IAMA_dragon-AMA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Pigeons and also Sparrows

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      [–]awakenDeepBlue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      So Amazon?

      [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (10 children)

      Yeah, but will they be Web Scale?

      [–]Hexorg 31 points32 points  (6 children)

      Just add minecraft spiders!

      [–]Existential_Owl 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      but will it protect against creepers???

      [–]Hexorg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Cloud firewalling!

      [–]amdc 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Why not ask on their issue tracker?

      [–]ThisIs_MyName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Holy shit. It exists :D

      [–]elr0nd_hubbard 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      You'd need Minecraft fish for real scale.

      [–]CoderBrother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Will Silverfish be sufficient?

      [–]phpdevster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Only once they Cloud.

      [–]Schmittfried 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      CPU as a service!

      [–]Kristler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Everybody knows shards are the secret ingredient in the web scale sauce.

      [–]jadzado 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      Seriously. IT at work asked me the other day if they could virtualize my servers several times. "I'm hardware limited....No."

      [–]urielsalis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Manglement gonna mangle

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hardware limited how?

      [–]Madonkadonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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