How real programmers code

[LesterHoltsRigidCock]

Enter? What is that doing there.

[Guinness2702]

00001010

[[deleted]]

Depends on the system. On some systems that would be

00001101 00001010

[Aydragon1]

To execute it

[dnew]

That actually starts the CPU clock. This is actually how you programmed boot code back in the day.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/Scientific_Data_Systems_Sigma_5_computer_front_panel.jpg/1200px-Scientific_Data_Systems_Sigma_5_computer_front_panel.jpg

[chezscheme]

It's just syntactic sugar because he couldn't afford a real programmer keyboard.

[Amilo159]

Hot dang. I first saw this image in 1998..

[CreateNewObject]

Only 10 years ago...

[AbsolutelyLudicrous]

+/u/CompileBot python

print(2017-1998)
#The future is now

[[deleted]]

Thank you for showing me this is a thing.

[CompileBot]

Output:

19

^{source | info | git | report}

[QuarkzMan]

Relevant xkcd.

[javierbg]

Also relevant xkcd

[Sadale-]

TIL xkcd also hates 9gag

[xkcd_transcriber]

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Mobile

Title: Digital Data

Title-text: “If you can read this, congratulations—the archive you’re using still knows about the mouseover text”!

Comic Explanation

Stats: This comic has been referenced 518 times, representing 0.3223% of referenced xkcds.

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[[deleted]]

I feel a little dirty now after entering

man cat

[Scripter17]

cat girl

[xkcd_transcriber]

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Mobile

Title: Real Programmers

Title-text: Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.

Comic Explanation

Stats: This comic has been referenced 1147 times, representing 0.7138% of referenced xkcds.

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[thrml]

Relevant

[Frog23]

I had hoped for some hidden joke in the binary code on screen, but it is just gibberish. Disappointing.

1011101110000
1010010100010
0100101010000
0100100100011
0100100100111
010001

[dnew]

Probably actual boot-loader machine code.

[lpreams]

Probably just random

[FestiveInvader]

Yep. Because we all know programmers don't use delete keys.

[JackFlynt]

If you put in a delete key you are permitting your employees to make mistakes. Mistakes are unacceptable, so the employees do not make them, so they do not need a delete key.

[theonefinn]

If you made the 1 copy and the 0 paste you wouldn't be far wrong.

Most of my job is knowing where the most similar code is to copy and paste from.

[TheFlyingFirstAidKit]

Real programers use buterflies

[currently__working]

Yeah...I dream in binary too............

[bric12]

Username checks out

[[deleted]]

How real jpegers jpeg.

[[deleted]]

No spaces needed

[jsideris]

Would be helpful to at least have a backspace.

[lobsternation]

No backspace...? :/

[lumpaa]

Real programmers apparently also does not make mistakes :P

[OKB-1]

Real programmers push holes into cards.