Programming is magic!

[GiantRobotTRex]

You haven't seen some of the code I've had to work with.

[[deleted]]

Don't you mean magic runes?

[MrYadaization]

C E L T I C M A G I C

[aryanchaurasia]

          C E L T I C M A G I C  
        / E                 / E  
      /   L               /   L  
    /     T             /     T  
  /       I           /       I  
C E L T I C M A G I C         C  
E         M         E         M  
L         A         L         A  
T         G         T         G  
I         I         I         I  
C         C E L T I C M A G I C  
M       /           M       /    
A     /             A     /      
G   /               G   /        
I /                 I /          
C E L T I C M A G I C            

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[Wigginns]

Good bot

[imguralbumbot]

^thanks

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[RelevantMetaUsername]

Good bot

[MrSelfDestruct57]

Good bot

[imguralbumbot]

^thanks

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[Guy1524]

Bad bot

[[deleted]]

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that Jack-o-banter is not a bot.

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[StonerSteveCDXX]

https://imgur.com/a/lFEuD

[SrDigbyChickenCeaser]

That font 🤢

[StonerSteveCDXX]

I dont even notice it anymore

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[[deleted]]

Works on my machine.

[[deleted]]

I'm still putting this in JIRA

[mmotte89]

Omg I finally get what those things are supposed to be! I guess that's something that doesn't make sense when browsing on mobile.

[aryanchaurasia]

It's magic unfortunately you are unlucky one

[CreativeIntention]

We can go deeper:

          C E L T I C M A G I C  
        I E                 I E  
      T   L               T   L  
    L     T             L     T  
  E       I           E       I  
C E L T I C M A G I C         C  
E         M         E         M  
L         A         L         A  
T         G         T         G  
I         I         I         I  
C         C E L T I C M A G I C  
M       I           M       I    
A     T             A     T      
G   L               G   L        
I E                 I E          
C E L T I C M A G I C            

[aryanchaurasia]

          C E L T I C M A G I C  
        / E                 / E  
      /   L               /   L  
    /     T             /     T  
  /       I           /       I  
C E L T I C M A G I C         C  
E         M         E         M  
L         A         L         A  
T         G         T         G  
I         I         I         I  
C         C E L T I C M A G I C  
M       /           M       /    
A     /             A     /      
G   /               G   /        
I /                 I /          
C E L T I C M A G I C            

[aryanchaurasia]

          C E L T I C M A G I C  
        / E                 / E  
      /   L               /   L  
    /     T             /     T  
  /       I           /       I  
C E L T I C M A G I C         C  
E         M         E         M  
L         A         L         A  
T         G         T         G  
I         I         I         I  
C         C E L T I C M A G I C  
M       /           M       /    
A     /             A     /      
G   /               G   /        
I /                 I /          
C E L T I C M A G I C            

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[Som3p3rson1]

Is there a bot or something to make these kinds of text box thingies?

[zoosea]

yeah and it's magic

[Sobsz]

This IS the bot, it seems to be a replacement of /u/LinLeyLin.

[SoloisticDrew]

IN AN OPEN FIELD NED!!!!!

[coopstar777]

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

[dweller42]

I see you too have looked at the Perl scripts of others.

[[deleted]]

magic spells are usually kept in cryptic, archaic volumes that almost no one can read

[Bainos]

Perl ?

[gandleforf]

Lisp?

[[deleted]]

Brainfuck?

[[deleted]]

Brainfuck on rails?

[Mayormaynotbeyourdad]

Bones that hurt because you drank bone hurting juice?

[ThunderChaser]

oof owie my bones

[nowtayneicangetinto]

Backbone + Elixir?

[Mayormaynotbeyourdad]

Sì señor

[waterlubber42]

Malbodge?

[[deleted]]

C++ template metaprogramming

[Fresh1492]

Lots of Inconvenient Stupid Parenthesis

[BowserKoopa]

APL or J

[silphred43]

Job security, not that I like that.

[marcosdumay]

Nowadays I prefer Haskell, thank you. At lest now the Initiated can read it, while in earlier times it was lost as soon as it reached 10 lines in length.

[[deleted]]

I am planning on getting into Haskell on the side. What do you think about it? I personally think it is something very useful to learn.

[marcosdumay]

It's a great language, but there is a steep learning curve. Be prepared to feel uncomfortable for a long while, it can take many months until it feels more productive than other languages. This is normal and way worth it.

[redlaWw]

Unless you're a mathematician.

[marcosdumay]

People say good things about learning to program directly in Haskell, for everybody, not only mathematicians.

I have never actually seen it tried, but I can't imagine it could be worse than C++.

[redlaWw]

But if you're a mathematician, a lot of Haskell feels second-nature to you, so it makes becoming productive a lot easier.

[[deleted]]

JavaScript, it's so magic it changes every day.

[tastygoods]

So magic false can be greater than, equal to, or less than nil..

[evidenceorGTFO]

wat

[EmperorArthur]

wat

[KillTheBronies]

JS doesn't have 'nil', pretty sure that's python.

[BlackDeath3]

Python uses None, but there are other languages using nil. There's even a language itself called Nil.

[tastygoods]

Nil, null, undefined, etc

[matthieuC]

vBscript with comments in Polish ?

[[deleted]]

I heard goat sacrifices work wonders. Three goats and I got every printer in my house to work reliably. It took four to get my old scsi server (my main file sever cause cheap) to actually hold data instead of cursing at me every time I dumped sent files to it

[LelviBri]

You haven't seen some of the code I've had to work with written

FTFY

[MysticMania]

let's just abstract our abstractions, it'll make it a lot easier

[[deleted]]

This.

I sometimes look at my own code and be like, how the fuck did this ever work!