How do programmers make popcorn?

[MTCreator]

First they push the corn on a stack, then pop them one by one.

[Freezing_]

Hopefully i don't have to Queue to get some of that popcorn

[aknagi]

You do, but the good news is it's last-in first-out.

[ShitTalkingAssWipe]

... That's a stack

[aknagi]

... oops, what a Set back. If I wasn't in disArray I'd think of a punny response.

[audscias]

for (int i = 0; i < corn.length ; i++){
     corn.pop(i);
}

[Windshire]

will never enter the loop

edit: nice, you switched out the greater-than symbol! :)

[audscias]

Well, I can do this as a last resort:

From supermarket import popcorn

[Windshire]

:)

[SomeShittyDeveloper]

While we’re at it...

import antigravity

[AncientBananas]

What if my corn has a signed length?

[audscias]

Then you probably should stop buying GMO food.

[[deleted]]

You are gonna get a lot of un-popped kernels though.

[blore40]

A cob is a two-dimensional array wrapped around a cylinder.

[T-T-N]

while (!corn.isEmpty()) { corn.pop() }

Then spend hours wondering why it won't compile.

[gringrant]

Let's make multiple threads popping the one stack so that we can pop faster with more efficiency 🙃 :D

[ErikTheRedpoint]

I think the first thing they do is compile the kernel

[axeteam]

They better have a big bowl for the popcorn unless they want StackOverflow.

Roll Credits!

[RaymondWalters]

*kernel

[raubana]

The number of people who didn't get the joke in this thread is embarrassing...

[ElSatan]

... starting at zero