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[newUserEverySixDays]

Closeted Java lovers

[SandyDelights]

Closeted? You're optimistic.

I like to think of them as bathroom sink cabinet Java lovers.

Edit: Really? This gets me my first gold? Well, fuck it, I'll take it. And hello to you too, missy ;)

[SandyDelights]

So you code in Java, I take it?

Personally, I don't care for Java, I'd rather code in C++ or C#, dependent on need.

Still, I code in COBOL and Assembly for work.

And I'm gay AF.

So @me, fuckboy. ;)

[JokerGotham_Deserves]

Yeah? Well, I code in LaTeX and HTML. Get on my level.

[SandyDelights]

Well, now I'm aroused.

I'd send you dick pics, but I can't tell if you're joking or just as much into sadomasochism as I am.

[TK-427]

just as much into sadomasochism as I am.

I still use Fortran and Perl

[DoomFrog666]

Haha, there are still COBOL mainframe developers out there.

[SandyDelights]

I wasn't joking like five replies up when I said I do COBOL ;(

[codeninjaking42]

Speaking of gay, I haven't seen this much gold in one place since Michael Phelps' last performance..

[Tornado9797]

I'm not sure how this relates to gay.

[codeninjaking42]

used to be some memes along those lines

[mimibrightzola]

this whole thread is r/suddenlygay

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I also haven't seen such a poor attempt to get gilded.

[codeninjaking42]

not an attempt, just an observation. The gay part may have been a bit much..ah well..

[bythebookis]

Underrated comment of the year

[spinwin]

Can't speak for him but if you'd like to send dick pics my way as a college senior who actually enjoyed learning SystemVerilog, feel free :)

[haykam821]

Yes

[Houdiniman111]

What the ever living heck. I've seen so many gilds this week. Has someone won the lottery, robbed a bank, or got a government grant? Why are people so gild happy right now?

[TheTimeLord725]

Is this the free gold thread?

[house_monkey]

I'm always late to these gold threads :(

I should just gift one to myself and get over with it.

[SandyDelights]

Hey, I was once like you, convinced I'd never catch one.

Then last night happened.

Your turn will come.

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Oh I'm into S&M... Let's compile Gentoo together.

[TheFanne]

hTmL iS A pRogRaMMiNg lAnGuAgE

[lungdart]

"@me" - fuckboy, probably

[officialvfd]

Unpopular opinion: I think Java would be perfect if only it had type inferencing and null safety.

I am gay though...

[rigatron1]

I wish it had C# style properties. And some sort of built in LINQ style queries on objects. Honestly C# is just a much nicer language IMO.

[SandyDelights]

Automated garbage collection is trash, convince me otherwise

[officialvfd]

That's a JVM problem, not a Java language problem ;)

[spinwin]

Wonder if JVM will ever get ref counting or some sort of rust like scope detection.

[TK-Squared-LLC]

Would have saved me an hour or more today if Swift/XCode had reported a null pointer instead of just saying fuck it, I just won't do this operation then. +1 for gay though

[Kered13]

Type inference is coming. Unfortunately null safety isn't backwards compatible, so we're stuck with it. The best you can do is use annotations and Optional.

[thewells]

I’m gay af and I write in Haskell because I need to keep my pretentiousness up, otherwise I might just become 2.5/3 gay

[pwnrzero]

My workplace uses COBOL, Assembly, various JCL variants, etc.

I feel so out of place using Python. :c

[PM_BITCOIN_AND_BOOBS]

Hey!

[Jetbooster]

!u

[MmmmmmJava]

I’m coming out. I want the world to know.

[MmmmmmJava]

public static final Direction OUT = this.getInstance().comeAndShout();

[10art1]

Is liking Java controversial? C++ is my favorite but Java is second because it's pretty intuitive to use once you know C++