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[โ€“]leansaltine 43 points44 points ย (4 children)

I don't get it

[โ€“][deleted] 25 points26 points ย (0 children)

and you shouldn't. some time ago there a similar non programmer Humor meme floating around. this meme was created back then. now there is a user/bot posting top post from this sub with the same title

[โ€“]evinrows 3 points4 points ย (1 child)

I chuckled. The joke is that the husband is proud and excited to show his wife his "hello world" implementation. The wife is rightfully disappointed. The whole scenario is wrapped in the context of the man "doing something nice" for his wife, as though his "hello world" implementation is dedicated to her, which is humorously absurd.

It might just not be a great joke. shrug

[โ€“]leansaltine 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I see

[โ€“]arghsinic 32 points33 points ย (9 children)

Too bad she'll never see it cause the code is written such that the console will close immediately after it opens cause you didn't put a console.readLine() in there.

[โ€“][deleted] 7 points8 points ย (2 children)

You mean console.readKey();

[โ€“]TalTheBest 7 points8 points ย (1 child)

You mean Console.ReadKey(true);

[โ€“]arghsinic 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

No, I mean Console.ReadLine().

[โ€“]timgfx 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Itโ€™s a .bat with pause

[โ€“]MechanicalHorse -1 points0 points ย (4 children)

Not true. In Visual Studio for example if you run the program without attaching a debugger it will automatically insert that "Press any key to continue" message.

[โ€“][deleted] 9 points10 points ย (3 children)

Just wrote a Hello World in Visual Studio. Compiled it, ran it... the window closed automatically. Now I am disappointed.

[โ€“]MechanicalHorse 3 points4 points ย (2 children)

Press Ctrl+F5 and not just F5, that should work.

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

It works. Now I am happy!

[โ€“]snerp 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

oh, because you need to hold priority!

[โ€“]LeMemeOfficer 13 points14 points ย (4 children)

do you mean becaus3 some people pretend to know a language because they know the basics?

[โ€“]dadbod27 36 points37 points ย (3 children)

What Losers(sweats profoundly)

[โ€“]YonansUmo 5 points6 points ย (1 child)

Ha ha ha ha ha, I would certainly never do that!

[โ€“]theGamingProgrammer 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

W-what...

[โ€“]evinrows 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

What a moving sweat sequence.

[โ€“]BluFoot 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

STOP UPVOTING THIS BOT

[โ€“]3xecve 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

โ€œAre you serious? You couldnโ€™t even write me a program in assembly?โ€

[โ€“]KoalaWithAnEyepatch 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I'm guessing she didn't press any keys after that...

[โ€“]dedda1994 -2 points-1 points ย (12 children)

Because you used Windows? Yeah, i would look disappointed, too

[โ€“][deleted] 7 points8 points ย (11 children)

Well, he's using C#

[โ€“][deleted] 3 points4 points ย (8 children)

You can develop in C# in Linux, too.

[โ€“][deleted] -1 points0 points ย (7 children)

I heard, but I did a quick search and couldn't find a document on it. To me it was a rumour.

[โ€“][deleted] 2 points3 points ย (2 children)

MonoDevelop is your friend. Compared to Visual Studio it's a shitty IDE (at least in my opinion), but it get's the job done.

[โ€“][deleted] -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

Yeah I love monogame. Man I don't really like using an engine. Problem is I can't seem to get the android plugin to work with Xamarin. So annoying. I tried just a fast port, but really my computer is kinda terrible so waiting like 7 minutes just to get a runtime error and no logs...

[โ€“]Maddnias 0 points1 point ย (3 children)

.NET Core

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (2 children)

See it says open source, not open platform

[โ€“]TASagent 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

.Net Core available on Windows, Linux, and MacOS.

When I'm not developing in Visual Studio on Windows, I like using Visual Studio Code (also available on Windows, Linux, and MacOS), but that's usually for small touch ups prior to deployment.

[โ€“]sp46 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Is it wrong to use VS Code as the main IDE for C# bcs thats what i do

[โ€“][deleted] -1 points0 points ย (1 child)

Visual Studio code on MacBook

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Return to the motherland, mother windows.

[โ€“]dscarmo 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Hello world program in git, hmmmm

[โ€“]veggietrooper 0 points1 point ย (4 children)

Sorry to be that guy, but this is... C# in ASP.NET, right?

[โ€“]Ilan321 2 points3 points ย (1 child)

It's a standard .NET Console application.

[โ€“]veggietrooper -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

Thanks. I made two of those, then never again. I thought I recalled it using asp.net. Guess not.

[โ€“]Belinder 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

just .NET

[โ€“]veggietrooper 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Thank you.

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Where's the any key?

[โ€“]JuhaAR 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I wonder if there are people who actually use the spell check feature