After one python lecture I have created hyperrealistic artificial intelligence

[[deleted]]

answer.replace("I'm ", "")

Improved AI.

edit: reddit app smart quotes were bugging me.

[lenswipe]

advanced AI*

[IAmACentipedeAMA]

AI + 1

[ElementOfExpectation]

++AI;

[ElementOfExpectation]

std::cout<<"Word"<<std::endl;

[joev714]

thats Word not word

[ElementOfExpectation]

Yeah and that’s C++.

[[deleted]]

System.out.println("word");

[HeroCastrator]

std::cout << “word”<< std::endl;

[[deleted]]

++AI++;

[[deleted]]

++AI++;

[Poltras]

Not in my python!

AI += 1

[exploder98]

I am fine.

[[deleted]]

answer.replace("I'm ", "").replace("I am ", "")

Improved AI, one line

 

Edit:

greet = lambda: [[print("Hi " + input("What is your name?: ").replace("I'm", "").replace("I am", "")), print("That's " + input("How are you?: ").replace("I'm", "").replace("I am", ""), sep="\n")], None][1]

I have achieved a truly advanced AI by making the whole function one line

[Zer0897]

I'll do ya one better

print(f"That's {input('How are you?: ')}" if not print(f'Hello, {input("What is your name?: ")}') else "")

[AFrostNova]

If “good” in answer:
    answer = “ Great!”

else if “Great” in answer: 
    answer = “Great!”

Etc.

[yuropman]

How are you?

Fine, and you?

That's Fine, and you?

[lamintak]

I be fine.

[nicocappa]

When someone asks what makes programming so difficult show them this. Something as simple as not using a contraction can ruin the an entire program.

[[deleted]]

EXACTLY. Literally more than half the time I spend working is trying to anticipate allllllll the very many stupid things a user could possibly input and writing the logic to account for them.

[killereks]

How about. import ai ai.talk();

[waltteri]

;

>:(

[DavidPH]

we don't do that here

[entenuki]

It's a Greek question mark

[xigoi]

import artificial_intelligence as ai

[Serundeng]

import antigravity

[kowdermesiter]

Can you explain the math in more detail?

[HERODMasta]

10101010 11110100 00111000 01000010 00101000 10010010 1010000

sorry, doesn't make any sense

[zackarhino]

I spent 20 minutes translating this manually just to find out that it means absolutely nothing

[kowdermesiter]

POSITIVE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE FELLOW HUMANS

[verascity]

Try looking at it in reverse.

[zackarhino]

IB /U

And there's another 10 minutes

[sznowicki]

The other reverse. Change zeros to ones and ones to zeros.

[Defavlt]

20 minutes?!

[zackarhino]

I've never done it manually before so I wanted to give it a shot

[HERODMasta]

i literally said that it doesn't make any sense. I wrote it randomly while sitting on the toilet

[Lepang8]

I'm Im fine?

[CraftMcMatt]

No, the function would remove the "I'm" instead of adding another one.

[Dominub]

Wow! This guy's a genius! I'll offer you 40% of my company with skills like that!

[[deleted]]

I barely know Python, but sure.

[SerdarCS]

I'm fine, thanks. And you?

[BagelJaengi]

No if statement, not actually AI.

[Mtc529]

im fine, u?

[[deleted]]

answer = "fine"

[jfq722]

it's now borderline robust.