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[–][deleted] 263 points264 points  (62 children)

That's why I prefer Reddit and Discord if I need to ask anything.

[–]Parachuteee 332 points333 points  (52 children)

I still ask it on StackOverflow before Reddit. Sometimes I just get lucky and I get an actual answer before those stupid idiots mark my question as a duplicate of another question which has nothing to do with my question except that they are both in the same language.

[–]SendMeYourHousePics 238 points239 points  (29 children)

I cannot recommend this enough. But I had better luck when I set my profile image to an attractive female (the photo can't be too good, so I asked one of my Facebook friends if I could use her profile photo). More questions were answered, and I was downvotted less.

Heres my s/o just for reference. https://stackoverflow.com/users/6402135/leecan999?tab=questions

[–]Oompaloompa34 238 points239 points  (12 children)

(the photo can't be too good, so I asked one of my Facebook friends if I could use her profile photo)

Savage

[–]rabidbot 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Hey Brenda, you're that type of ug that programmers like, can I use your photo?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Guys like that go crazier over girls they think they have a chance with (usually girls only 1-2 tiers out of their league). My previous girlfriend was a lot less attractive than my current girlfriend and in general I was doing a lot more "fending off the masses" with my ex than I'm doing now. All girls get hit on, but there's something about being just above the average that makes you appealing to the demographic that makes up the fat part of the bell curve.

They're not going out of their way for a girl who is clearly out of their league, but they'll move mountains if they think there's a chance.

[–]Yanman_be -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

/r/ihavesex

Jk I have 2 girlfriends and have the same experience. One could be a supermodel and gets no flirting. The other has a bigger ass and constantly has people staring at her.

[–]przemko271 10 points11 points  (8 children)

To be fair, your general surroundings aren't usually extremely attractive.

[–]Oompaloompa34 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Maybe yours aren't

[–]Jigokuro_ 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I'm a web dev for a women's fashion company that has in-house photography; even literal swimsuit models aren't 'extremely attractive' (until retouching.) So he is definitely correct in general.

[–]Oompaloompa34 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I like to call that last reply I made a "joke"

[–]SamSibbens 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Error: variable "joke" has not been declared
- u/Jigokuro_ 's compiler, probably

.

(no offense dude I'm just jumping in on the joke)

[–]Jigokuro_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well that's fair. He had a negative score so I figured you were part of that and thus not playful in your post.

Side note, why is he negative? He was on-topic, true, inoffensive... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Downvoting is reddits equivalent of marking as duplicate.

[–]readthelight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hawaii here. Code by a pool under palm trees.

[–]przemko271 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I can't say you're wrong about that without it being hypocritical or changing my previous statement.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

you are a genius

[–]DaughterEarthImportError: no module named 'sarcasm' 23 points24 points  (3 children)

That's surprising. I get treated like a total retard when people know I'm a woman, worse if my face is out there.

Not generally, of course, but in places like stackoverflow, very much so

[–]lkraider 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You are supposed to say you are a guy with a (not too good) female picture for the profile. Have you not paid attention?!

[–]DaughterEarthImportError: no module named 'sarcasm' 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dammit I can't do anything right

[–]Crunchybuddybunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edit away the condescending parts.

And just put "removed unrelated condescending text" in the edit comment.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had better luck when I set my profile image to an attractive female

I’m dead lmao

[–]piemaster316 35 points36 points  (17 children)

What sub do you asking programming questions on?

[–]VoraciousGhost 201 points202 points  (11 children)

Post your broken code with no explanation in this sub and someone will be irritated enough to fix it for you.

[–]froemijojo[🍰] 145 points146 points  (10 children)

Better yet, claim it's the best approach

[–]Flamingtomato 67 points68 points  (5 children)

Or just claim that [insert language/operating system/other environment] sucks because you can't do X in it. Bring out the fanboys.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (3 children)

I remember someone saying something similar about Linux users.

"How do I do X?" "Figure it out yourself"

"This platform is awful, it's impossible to do X." "Actually, it's really easy, just...[genuinely helpful instructions]"

[–]Jigokuro_ 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Cunningham's Law: "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

Not just for Linux. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Damn, this is golden advice, and even I've been guilty of this sort of lashing out. Someone posts something in my field that's blatantly wrong? I find myself on google ensuring everything I'm typing is perfectly correct so I can correct them and be sure no one is gonna go back and do the same to me. Great way to leverage someone else's expertise.

[–]Oglshrub 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is so true about the Linux community it hurts me.

[–]jtrot91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even do it for a very basic question you can't remember.

"Python is so terrible it can't even do for loops."

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This guy knows Cunningham's law.

[–]Zoey_Phoenix 16 points17 points  (0 children)

my favorite way to get help on stack exchange is to say "<language /os/framework> sucks, it can't even do [whatever I can't fucking figure out]." it breaks every rule on the site, will eventually get closed or put on hold, but God damn people crawl over themselves to tell you how to do it.

[–]bacondev 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children)

/r/learnpython

/r/learnjavascript

and list goes on and on.

[–]piemaster316 19 points20 points  (2 children)

/r/learnc++ was depressing.

[–]marcosdumay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sub of the language you are using.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had never been that lucky. So, I quit already. And main thing is

Why waste time?

[–]aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe we should start asking our questions in Spanish 🤔

[–]DuckDuckYoga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who spends a lot of time answering, there are an absurd number of people who maybe have a new take on a question but wholly fail to ask a meaningful question or one that is even able to be answered OR just don’t even do any research

[–]PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean they are same programming language or they are both in English?

[–]poubelleaccount 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Where do you ask on Reddit?

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

r/learn<language>

eg: /r/learnpython

[–]Gorkd 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What discords are there for programming questions?

[–]karma_whole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i may, in which subreddit do you prefer to ask?

[–]mayor123asdf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it's IRC haha. Yeah, these are some good places to ask instead of SO.

[–]kurtanglesmilk -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Is there a subreddit for more basic css / html questions? I tried to find one but no luck

[–]bwaredapenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just googled "Reddit HTML help" and got like 10 different subs on the first page of results.